Operation Jegulus is a go
13 September
Bartys mum is sexy
01:02 AM
[Regulus] barty just woke me up, sat on me, farted, licked my face, then went back to sleep
[Pandora] STOP
New group
01:03 AM
Pandora shared 1 screenshot
[James] what the fuck
[Regulus] i feel violated
[Regulus] dirty
[Regulus] unsafe
[James] yeah i’m not surprised
[James] come sleep over here
[Regulus] i’ll actually take you up on that
[James] really?
[Regulus] were you joking?
[James] No!
[James] dead serious
[James] come over
[Regulus] okay i’ll just be a minute
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01:06 AM
[Marls] very smooth james
[Pete] he’s making a hell of a lot of noise for NOTHING
[Marls] is regulus gonna be sleeping on the floor then?
[James] what?
[Pete] poor regulus
[James] HE’S not sleeping there
[James] i am
[Pete] what
[Marls] HELLO?
[Marls] PETE?
[Marls] JAMES?
[Marls] WHATS GOING ON?
Marlene McKinnon and Peter Pettigrew
01:014 AM
[McGAY] what’s happening
[PettiGAY] marlene it’s like a fanfiction come to life
[McGAY] how
[McGAY] wats hapning
[McGAY] TELME
[PettiGAY] regulus came in and james told him he’d be sleeping in james’ bed while james slept on the floor
[PettiGAY] regulus told him he’s being ridiculous and that he’d sleep on the floor and james should sleep in his own bed
[McGAY] stop it
[PettiGAY] they got in a whisper-argument about it
[McGAY] ARE THEY BOTH SLEEPING IN JAMES BED
[PettiGAY] YEP
[PettiGAY] guess whose suggestion that was
[McGAY] you’re a genius peter
[PettiGAY] operation Regames is a go
[McGAY] wtf is regames
[PettiGAY] regulus and james
[PettiGAY] obviously...
[McGAY] wouldn’t Jegulus be better
[PettiGAY] oh
[PettiGAY] operation JEGULUS is a go
[McGAY] take photos
[PettiGAY] oh i will
New group
10:11 AM
[Sirius] wtf
[Lily] look who’s decided to grace us with their presence
[Sirius] barty what in the ever loving fuck is wrong with you
[Barty] that was all lies
[Barty] defamation of character
[Evan] i can confirm that regulus was telling the truth
[Barty] how tf would u know
[Evan] because you’ve done it before??
[Pandora] he has
[Dorcas] we’re all victims of midnight barty
[Pandora] it’s like the 3am spooky hour except it’s just barty being a fucking maniac when he wakes up in the middle of the night
[Lily] he’s done this before?
[Pandora] one time when we were all staying in London to visit regulus, he snuck into my hotel room, STOLE MY MAKEUP to do a full glam look, took photos with my polaroid camera, THEN walked 20 minutes to Regulus’ house, BROKE IN, snuck into his room and slept on the floor like a starfish
[Barty] untrue
[Regulus] i have the security footage that i had to delete so my mother wouldn’t find out
[Marlene] how do you have it if you deleted it
[Regulus] recorded it on my phone
[Mary] CAN WE SEE
[Regulus] normally i would send it, but you can see me in the reflection and i don’t look hot
[Regulus] also you can hear me snorting in the background
[James] you always look hot
[Lily] i’m going insane
[Sirius] james wtf
[Regulus] well in that case
Regulus shared 1 video
[Barty] JWODJOW
[Barty] WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME THAT GETS HUMILIATED HERE
[Barty] i have a video of dorcas falling down the stairs in year 10 and when she reaches the bottom she starts hysterically laughing so hard she throws up
[Dorcas] DUDE?
[Mary] i have a video of marlene and sirius fighting in the science corridor over the last waffle in the dining hall
[Mary] Marlene won
[Sirius] NO SHE DID NOT
[Marlene] i grabbed your hair and you immediately tapped out and started crying
[Peter] wimp
12:31 PM
[James] where are sirius and peter
[Mary] fuck
[Dorcas] pete has his snap maps off the little shit
[Barty] whys this a big deal?
[Remus] sirius and peter being left alone is just asking for a disaster
[James] last time they went off together on their own, they ended up stuck in trees
[Regulus] in two separate trees?
[Remus] kind of
[James] sirius was in one, peter in another, and their bags in a third
[Evan] wtf
[Remus] another time sirius came back with his tongue pierced
[James] and peter with a lip piercing
[Marlene] OI I WAS THERE FOR THAT
[Marlene] that’s when i got my nose pierced
[Remus] marlene encourages them
[Peter] should i get a tattoo
[Remus] NO?
[Lily] peter omfg
[Peter] i’m thinking a snake
[Regulus] let’s all get one
[Evan] i’m up for that
[Barty] a snake sounds cool
[Mary] DONT ENCOURAGE HIM?
[James] he’s not even 18 he wouldn’t be able to get it done
[Remus] nah there’s that one dodgy place in town that does it if you’re 17
[Sirius] omg where
[James] remus wtf
[Lily] peter don’t get a tattoo if we’re not all there to see it happen
[Lily] also don’t get it done at a dodgy place
[Evan] wait peter has a lip piercing?
[Pandora] have you only just processed that hun?
[Barty] you don’t have a lip piercing?
[Peter] it’s closed over now because i stopped wearing it
[Evan] damn
[Dorcas] JWODJWPS
ALICE IS BAE
12:54 PM
[BAE] i got off work early
[BAE] someone come keep me company, narcissa has decided to leave me
[Gideon] you could maybe do your uni work???
[Bae’s bae] I left to get us both lunch??
[Sirius] alice you almost gave me a heart attack don’t do that
[BAE] where is everyone
[Sirius] James and Regulus are in detention, Moons is with me, Marlene Mary and Lily are getting the food we need for tonight, Dorcas and Pandora are doing homework (boring) and idk what Barty and Evan are doing
[Dorcas] it’s best not to ask
[Barty] wtf??
[Barty] i’m back into my minecraft phase so i’m currently building a massive mansion that i’ll abandon in 2 weeks
[Peter] so real
[Evan] YOURE building the mansion?????? you mean IM building, you’re making a rainbow sheep farm with the materials that I gathered
[Barty] it's called teamwork
[Pandora] can i help
[Barty] NO
[Evan] not after you blew up my house i spent HOURS building
[Pandora] it was an accident
[Evan] you accidentally put TNT under my house and then set it off while i was inside?
[Pandora] yeah?
[Emmeline] HA
[Emmeline] Peter do you wanna play doors
[Peter] yes
[BAE] you’re all boring
[Gideon] tf did we do?
[Fabian] we’ve done nothing wrong
[BAE] nvm the loml just came home with food
[BAE] bye fuckwits see you later tonight
[Remus] how polite
Bartys mum is sexy
3:01 PM
[Barf] how was detention SWEETHEART
Regulus removed Barf from Bartys mum is sexy
[Pandora] that was mean
Pandora added Bartemius to Bartys mum is sexy
[Pandora] do it again
Regulus removed Bartemius from Bartys mum is sexy
[Dorcas] STOP
[Dorcas] how was it actually though
Evan added Bartemius to Bartys mum is sexy
[Bartemius] did you kiss
[Regulus] NO?
[Bartemius] BORRINGGGGGG
Bartemius changed their name to Barty
Pandora changed Barty’s name to Barf
[Barf] WILL YOU STOP THAT
[Barf] AND STOP CHANGING THE GROUP NAME
[Pandora] suck my dick
[Pandora] what happened reg we need DETAILS
[Regulus] nothing major
[Regulus] he kept passing me notes
[Evan] saying what
[Regulus] nothing
[Dorcas] he sent you a note saying “nothing”?
[Barf] potter has game
[Regulus] the notes are for me and only me
[Pandora] gross
ALICE IS BAE
5:12 PM
[Sirius] right peter you can come now
[Peter] wanky
[James] JWODOQK
[Sirius] don’t be disgusting
[Peter] omw
14 September
New Group
00:22 AM
James sent 12 images
[Marlene] TWO MEN KISSING 🤮🤮🤮🤮
[Marlene] no but pete why do u look hot
[Peter] thanks?
[Sirius] awe omg
[Sirius] Remus wanna recreate???
[Remus] yes
[Sirius] what
[Mary] NO FUCKING WAY
[Marlene] DO IT
[Peter] ITS HAPPENING
[Regulus] is it actually
[James] REMUS WHENTIMTO HIS ROM
[Lily] OMF
[Peter] okay who had the bet on 2 weeks
[Barty] me
[Barty] AND i bet remus would make the first move
[Evan] technically sirius did
[James] no bartys right
[Regulus] you’re only saying that because you ALSO bet on remus
[Regulus] evan is right
[James] whatever you say darling
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00:29 AM
[Marls] darling?
[Pete] are you…..
[Pete] homo???
[Marls] GAY 🫵
[Jamie] JQKKWK
[Jamie] we have an agreement
[Pete] ?!?!?!?
[Marls] like friends with benefits
[Jamie] NO
[Jamie] if i took the blame for a prank with him then im allowed to use nicknames with him
[Pete] and you assumed that meant DARLING rather than Reg or Reggie?
[Jamie] yep
[Marls] loving this
[Pete] those are pet names not nicknames
[Jamie] don’t tell him the difference
Pandora Rosier and Regulus Black
00:29 AM
[Dora] Barty sent me a voice note of you screaming into your pillow
[Omlette] ffs
[Omlette] omlette?
[Dora] regulus
[Dora] reg
[Dora] egg
[Dora] omlette
[Omlette] that makes sense
[Omlette] i’m not screaming into my pillow
[Dora] obviously not now
[Dora] but you WERE
[Omlette] stfu
marauders
00:31 AM
[wormtail] thanks guys for tonight
[prongs] no problem pete
[prongs] we love you <3
[moony] who wants the video of fabian and gideon getting in a fight over uno
[padfoot] ME
[padfoot] remember when they started wrestling because fabian caught gideon cheating at cluedo
[wormtail] honestly i loved it
STARMAN^2 BIRTHDAY
00:35 AM
James changed the group name to STARMAN^2 BIRTHDAY
James added Peter to STARMAN^2 BIRTHDAY
James removed Sirius and Regulus from STARMAN^2 BIRTHDAY
[James] Marlene and Barty you’re on playlist duty
[Marlene] FUCK YEAH
[Barty] regulus has a thing for justin bieber
[Peter] so does remus
[Remus] UNTRUE
[Lily] he was literally in your top 5 spotify wrapped last year
[Remus] fuck off
[James] Narcissa already said we can use her and Alice’s flat
[Peter] we’ll get sick buckets for marlene
[Marlene] fuck off
[Barty] can’t handle your alcohol?
[Marlene] i can handle it perfectly well thank you very much
[Dorcas] she’s lying
[Marlene] 🖕🖕