Run Peter Run
11 September
New Group
3:22 AM
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Evan Rosier and Peter Pettigrew
3:22 AM
[Peter] wtf are you doing awake
[Evan] taking a break from my maths homework
[Evan] why are YOU awake
[Peter] i just got off the phone with my sister, she’s in australia and i don’t think she understands time differences
[Evan] you didn’t tell her it was the middle of the night?
[Peter] she was just excited to tell me about something that happened and didn’t think about what time it would be
[Peter] she normally hates talking on the phone so i was happy to chat to her at this ungodly hour if she wanted to
[Peter] i missed hearing her voice
[Peter] why are you doing maths homework at 3 in the morning
[Evan] it’s when i feel most productive
[Peter] didn’t think the teachers were mean enough to set homework on the first week of school
[Evan] you thought wrong
[Evan] my folders are already getting thick
[Peter] same here, biology is beating my ass
[Peter] i love it though
[Evan] i hate all my subjects
[Evan] every single one
[Peter] why’d you take them then?
[Evan] my father told me what subjects i need to take
[Evan] if it means he doesn’t pester Dora then it’s worth it
[Peter] what would you have liked to take
[Evan] photography
[Peter] zero hesitation there
[Evan] also sociology with Pandora, from what i saw from her GCSE notes it looks interesting
[Evan] maybe history
[Evan] i loved it at GCSE and i was really good at it
[Evan] got a 9
[Peter] mighty impressive
[Peter] you have fun with your homework
[Peter] try not to burn yourself out just yet
[Evan] no promises
[Evan] good night peter
[Peter] Night evan
[Peter] also the fourth tiktok you sent is probably my favourite video of all time
[Evan] RIGHT???
New group
7:03 AM
[James] who in their right mind sends tiktoks at 3 AM
[Pandora] evan
[Pandora] the little shit
[Evan] i was taking a break from my productivity
[Lily] AND you’re awake at 7 AM
[Lily] did you sleep at all?
[Evan] i don't think so
[Regulus] SHHHHHH
[Regulus] i have 50 more minutes until i have to wake up
[James] cmon sleeping beauty up you get
[Pandora] regulus doesn’t understand the fact that he can put his phone on silent
[Regulus] 🖕🖕🖕
[Evan] very classy of you
[Barty] stfu
[Peter] y’all Penny says hi
[Peter] ANDDDD
Peter shared 49 images
[James] PENNY
[Mary] IS THAT AN ENGAGEMENT RING I SEE?????
[Peter] YEP
[Marlene] MY DARLING PENELOPE
[Lily] where is she now?
[Peter] Australia
[Marlene] where abouts in australia
[Peter] i don’t know
[Marlene] ffs
[Marlene] i’m texting her and asking
[Mary] now THIS is why men are shit at gossiping
[Lily] you need to get DETAILS peter
[Peter] it was 3 in the morning, I was half asleep when she rang
[James] what is it with you lot and being awake in the middle of the night
[Peter] oops
[Regulus] FUN FACT: Pandora dated a guy that didn’t believe Australia was a real place
[Pandora] you fucking traitor
[Lily] WHAT?
[Pandora] i thought he was JOKING
[Barty] for 4 months?
[Marlene] that is insane
[Pandora] he was my gay awakening
[Evan] I'm not sure that’s how that works
[Pandora] okay bloom from winx club was my ACTUAL gay awakening
[Lily] mine was stella
[Dorcas] interestinggggg
[Sirius] and she calls ME oblivious
[Lily] no i don’t. i call you inbred
[Regulus] uncalled for
[Mary] your family tree is a circle
[Sirius] IS NOT
[Regulus] sirius you have to admit our family is fucked up
[Barty] remind me, are your parents first or second cousins?
[Sirius] NEITHER
[Regulus] second cousins
[James] ???
[Regulus] i was going for honesty here
[Sirius] we’re supposed to have twin telepathy why are you so stupid
[Marlene] this means you two are siblings AND cousins
[Evan] HA
[Mary] when you buy birthday cards do you get one that says “brother” or “cousin” on the front
[Sirius] never in my life have i bought a birthday card for that little gremlin
[Regulus] same
[Evan] i made pandora one when we were 4 and she tried to kill me with it
[Pandora] you blew out MY birthday candles, i think my reaction was justified
[Evan] I SAID I WAS SORRY
[James] how could she kill you with a birthday card
[Dorcas] don’t underestimate her
[Sirius] i don’t reckon it’s possible
[Barty] don’t challenge her either
[Peter] can someone come with me to print my homework out idk how to work the printers
[Peter] PLEASE
[Regulus] yeah i’ll meet you in the library
[Peter] you’re a gem
[Mary] Marlene just fell off her bed
[Lily] wtf
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[Marlene] i look so hot with a busted lip
[Marlene] just look at me I'm GORGEOUS
[Dorcas] if you say so x
[Sirius] wtf were you doing
[Marlene] your mom
[Regulus] you’d leave with more than a busted lip if that were the case
[Regulus] ….
[Regulus] too far??
[Sirius] HAIDIJQODW
marauders
10:12 AM
[wormtail] he’s taking me on another date
[wormtail] even though i said i would plan the next one
[wormtail] he’s literally in love with me stop it
[padfoot] STOP
[prongs] WHEN
[wormtail] friday
[prongs] WOOOOO
[wormtail] why am i nervous already
[padfoot] it’s cute
[prongs] you’re cute
[padfoot] awe thanks prongs
[prongs] i was talking to wormy-
[padfoot] WTF
[prongs] you’re cute pads
[padfoot] i know
[wormtail] wow okay
Peters birthday 🫶🫶
10:17 AM
[James] we did invite gideon and fabian to saturday right?
[Sirius] i did yeah
[Marlene] they’re in the gc with Alice and everyone else anyway
[James] oh yeah
[Lily] i love alice so much
[Marlene] she was my first real crush
[Dorcas] WAS?
[Dorcas] she still IS
[Regulus] don’t let cissa hear you say that
[Sirius] she’ll rip your heart right out
[Sirius] which reminds me
ALICE IS BAE
10:22 AM
[Sirius] Alice what time do you want us to get to the flat to set up
[BAE] whenever you want
[BAE] i get off work at 4 but yk where the spare key is if you want to get there earlier than that
[Sirius] perf
[BAE] hold up
[BAE] set up WHAT
[Sirius] nothing big
[James] remus told us we weren’t allowed bouncy castles at our big ages
[BAE] in no way would a bouncy castle fit in my back garden
[Gideon] we’d make it work
[Fabian] we’d find a way
[Peter] i feel like i shouldn’t be here
[James] turn your phone off
[Sirius] pete you can’t see the planning stages
[Peter] 🖕🖕
[James] OH there are 4 more added to the guest list
Sirius added Regulus, Bartemius, Pandora and Evan to ALICE IS BAE
[Gideon] this will be fun
[Bae’s bae] why?
[Gideon] no reason
[Peter] i already told them all
[Regulus] peter stfu
[Peter] make me
[Regulus] alright
[Mary] regulus just walked past my classroom door
[Peter] oh fuck
[James] RUN PETER
[Gideon] should I be concerned
[Dorcas] yes
[Sirius] probably
[Evan] absolutely
[Peter] i’m in a lesson? where would i run to?
[Evan] i wouldnt put it past regulus to drag you out of that classroom himself
[Bartemius] pretend to feel sick and make a run for it
[Dorcas] HA BARTEMIUS
Bartemius changed their name to Barty
[BAE] someone explain why regulus is going to kill peter
[Peter] 1 voice message
[James] RUN PETER RUN
[Mary] what did he say? i haven’t got headphones so i can’t listen
[Marlene] you can’t hear what he’s saying because of the wind
[Peter] i’m in hiding
[Mary] where
[Remus] peter stop typing wtf?!?!
[Fabian] i’m enjoying this
[Peter] yk what else u enjoy?
[Peter] rehuluskajwo skjdownqbso
[Sirius] i think regulus found him
[Bae’s bae] Fabian. Explain. Now.
[Fabian] i don’t think i want to
[Lily] apparently regulus and fabian snogged a few times
[Bae’s bae] JUST snogged?
[Regulus] YES
[Fabian] we went on a date as well
[Regulus] yeah he didn't get a second one
[Fabian] wtf?!?!
[Marlene] did you know regulus knows what time you get off work
[Regulus] don’t make me come after you too
[Fabian] awe that’s cute
[Peter] he’s blushoanifj
[Regulus] i am not
[Barty] send proof
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[James] peter you liar
[Marlene] he likes to start shit i love it
[Gideon] now fabian is blushing
[Fabian] STFU?
[Remus] are you sat ON peter?
[Regulus] yes
[Pandora] hello
[Lily] Hi Pandora!
[Mary] i just snorted
[Regulus] let’s change the subject
[Regulus] Sirius’ gay awakening was frank longbottom
[Sirius] REGULUS WTAF
[Remus] yk he’s in this gc
[Regulus] precisely
[Bae’s bae] Regulus.
[Regulus] Narcissa.
[Bae’s bae] behave.
[Sirius] HAHA FUCK YOU
[Bae’s bae] you too, lover boy
[Emmeline] Regulus i ain’t covering for you much longer, get your ass back here or i’m telling the whole class you have the shits
[Sirius] DO IT
[Regulus] i don’t believe you
[Mary] wouldn’t do that if i were you
[Marlene] they’ve done it before
[Peter] IM FREE
[Emmeline] you have 2 minutes
[Frank] do none of you actually pay attention in lesson
[Frank] also sirius im flattered
[James] remus and lily do
[Gideon] unsurprising
[Remus] fuck you
[Lily] get fucked
[Peter] what do i do now? i’m bored
[Evan] go back to lesson?
[Peter] i made a show of me feeling like i’m gonna be sick so i could leave
[Peter] regulus is gone now so wtf do i do
[James] hold on i’ll leave too
[Lily] James sit down.
[James] okay
[Marlene] BOOOOOO
[Marlene] pete go get me a redbull
[Peter] no
[Marlene] wtf
[Marlene] i literally bought you gummy bears yesterday?
[Peter] with MY money
[Marlene] so?
[Remus] pete can you put my laptop on charge in my room, i need it for my afternoon lesson and forgot to charge it last night
[Peter] 👍👍
[Marlene] so you’ll do something for remus but not for me
[Marlene] i smell HOMOPHOBIA
[Peter] IM LITERALLY QUEER
[Marlene] PROVE IT
[Peter] how?
[Marlene] exactly
[Mary] we have a fake gay right here guys
[Remus] actually if he’s helping me doesn’t that cancel out the homophobia?
[Peter] it wasn’t homophobic in the first place
[Gideon] i think it was
[Peter] !?!?!?
[Peter] you’re on HER side?
[Marlene] HAHA
[Marlene] get rekt
[BAE] we all gotta talk on here more often
[Pandora] wait peters homophobic?
[Marlene] yes
[Peter] i’m starting to be
[James] I'M not homophobic
[Lily] we know james
[Remus] you’re a homolover
[Pandora] Just read the chat and you’re right marlene, he really is homophobic
[Peter] killing myself
[Peter] remus your laptop is now charging
[Remus] 👍
[Marlene] can you get me a redbull now
[Peter] break is in 2 minutes, get it yourself
[Marlene] it takes me 10 minutes to walk there i’ll be late getting back
[Dorcas] when has being late to a lesson ever bothered you before
[Marlene] true
[BAE] right i changed my mind i need you all to stfu now
[Marlene] 🫡
New group
10:45 AM
[James] anyone else have a free period next?
[Barty] regulus does
[Regulus] yeah but we were actually set work to do
[Regulus] so go away
[James] what work
[James] can i help?
[Sirius] how on earth could you help
[James] i could be a model
[James] you have photography right?
[Regulus] Hey James, that would actually be great, meet us at the fountain in 15? - Emmeline x
[James] brilliant
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10:47 AM
[Pete] i see you typing
[Marls] he’s so whipped
[James] i am not???
[James] is he actually dating fabian
[Pete] no?????
[Pete] they made out like 3 times, went out on one date but decided to be friends
[James] what was all that about fabian blushing when regulus sent that picture
[Marls] gideon was probably fucking about
[Pete] no he wasn’t
[Pete] i think fabian actually did like him
[Pete] it was regulus who wanted to just stay friends-ish
[James] oh
[James] why
[Marls] i’m assuming the whole running-away-from-home debacle was his priority over the summer
[Marls] not getting a boyfriend
[Pete] also the fact that regulus didn’t want FABIAN to be his boyfriend
[James] he likes gideon?
[Pete] no he doesn’t??
[Marls] how in the fuck did you get THAT from what he said
[James] you said it’s not FABIAN he wants
[James] who is it then
[Pete] ripping my hair out rn
[Marls] it's not up to us to say james
[James] he told you?
[Marls] no but it’s obvious
[James] i didn’t think he fancied anyone
[Marls] of course you dont
The Potter-Black Household
11:02 AM
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[Monty] James and Regulus, you’re locking first years out of their dorms now?
[Regulus] no
[Monty] well that’s boring
[QUEEN] Don’t encourage them.
[QUEEN] What do you mean “no” Regulus? xx
[James] we’re taking the blame
[Siri] BOOOOOOO
[Siri] LAZYYYY
[Monty] Yeah taking the credit is lame
[Monty] Pull your own pranks
[QUEEN] MONTY?
[Monty] yes, my love?
[James] awe
[QUEEN] They both got a detention in the first week of school.
[QUEEN] You two couldn’t have waited a few weeks before getting into trouble? xx
[James] it wasn’t actually us who did it
[QUEEN] Mhm sure.
[QUEEN] James, has Peter spoken to you about Christmas yet? xx
[James] nope
[Monty] The Pettigrews are going to Australia for christmas to meet Penelope’s fiancés family, Peter has told them he won’t go so that they spend a few more weeks out there, he's going to see her when she gets back in February.
[James] so he’s spending christmas with us?
[QUEEN] If he mentions it, please invite him to stay. xx
[James] on it!
[Monty] Also Sirius and Regulus, we’ve spoken to your Uncle Alphard. He’s bringing your things over next week so it will be here in time for Christmas break.
[QUEEN] I wanted to decorate your rooms before you came so I want to know your preferences beforehand! Any favourite colours??? Band posters??? Sirius I know you like Queen! Regulus, James mentioned you’re a fan of Taylor Swiftie! xxx
[James] Regulus IS a swiftie, a fan of Taylor Swift, swiftie isn’t her actual name
James Potter and Sirius Black
11:22 AM
[Pads] did you change the name of the chat to Potter-Black
[Prongsie] no, dad did
[Prongsie] it was mums idea but she didn’t know how to do it
[Pads] oh
[Prongsie] it doesn’t make you uncomfortable does it?
[Pads] no
[Pads] it makes me happy
[Pads] really fucking happy
[Prongsie] we’re all glad you both are coming home with us Sirius
[Pads] i’m glad too
[Pads] fucking ecstatic actually
[Prongsie] did you have to google how to spell that word
[Pads] fuck you James
[Prongsie] i love you too Sirius