Sirius & Sirius

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Sirius & Sirius
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I'm like really high right now. So I changed everyone in Romeo & Juliet into Sirius Black (apart from Benvolio, who is Remus Lupin)I'm not sure why I did this. Or why I'm uploading it. It's 4/20 somewhere. is it?? I'm gonna check.
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Act 4 Scene 4

SCENE IV. Hall in Black’s house.

Enter LADY SIRIUS BLACK and SIRIUS BLACK

LADY SIRIUS BLACK

Hold, take these keys, and fetch more spices, Sirius.

SIRIUS BLACK

They call for dates and quinces in the pastry.

Enter SIRIUS BLACK

SIRIUS BLACK

Come, stir, stir, stir! the second cock hath crow'd, The curfew-bell hath rung, 'tis three o'clock: Look to the baked meats, good Sirius: Spare not for the cost.

SIRIUS BLACK

Go, you cot-quean, go, Get you to bed; faith, You'll be sick to-morrow For this night's watching.

SIRIUS BLACK

No, not a whit: what! I have watch'd ere now All night for lesser cause, and ne'er been sick.

LADY SIRIUS BLACK

Ay, you have been a mouse-hunt in your time; But I will watch you from such watching now.

Exeunt LADY SIRIUS BLACK and SIRIUS BLACK

SIRIUS BLACK

A jealous hood, a jealous hood!

Enter three or four Servingmen, with spits, logs, and baskets

Now, fellow, What's there?

SIRIUS BLACK

Things for the cook, sir; but I know not what.

SIRIUS BLACK

Make haste, make haste.

Exit SIRIUS BLACK

Sirrah, fetch drier logs: Call Peter, he will show thee where they are.

SIRIUS BLACK

I have a head, sir, that will find out logs, And never trouble Peter for the matter.

Exit

SIRIUS BLACK

Mass, and well said; a merry whoreson, ha! Thou shalt be logger-head. Good faith, 'tis day: The county will be here with music straight, For so he said he would: I hear him near.

Music within

Sirius! Wife! What, ho! What, Sirius, I say!

Re-enter SIRIUS BLACK

Go waken Sirius, go and trim her up; I'll go and chat with Sirius: hie, make haste, Make haste; the bridegroom he is come already: Make haste, I say.

Exeunt

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