
Act 4 Scene 5
SCENE V. Sirius’ chamber.
Enter SIRIUS BLACK
SIRIUS BLACK
Mistress! what, mistress! Sirius! fast, I warrant her, she: Why, lamb! why, lady! fie, you slug-a-bed! Why, love, I say! madam! sweet-heart! why, bride! What, not a word? you take your pennyworths now; Sleep for a week; for the next night, I warrant, The County Sirius hath set up his rest, That you shall rest but little. God forgive me, Marry, and amen, how sound is she asleep! I must needs wake her. Madam, madam, madam! Ay, let the county take you in your bed; He'll fright you up, i' faith. Will it not be?
Undraws the curtains
What, dress'd! and in your clothes! and down again! I must needs wake you; Lady! lady! lady! Alas, alas! Help, help! my lady's dead! O, well-a-day, that ever I was born! Some aqua vitae, ho! My lord! my lady!
Enter LADY SIRIUS BLACK
LADY SIRIUS BLACK
What noise is here?
SIRIUS BLACK
O lamentable day!
LADY SIRIUS BLACK
What is the matter?
SIRIUS BLACK
Look, look! O heavy day!
LADY SIRIUS BLACK
O me, O me! My child, my only life, Revive, look up, or I will die with thee! Help, help! Call help.
Enter SIRIUS BLACK
SIRIUS BLACK
For shame, bring Sirius forth; her lord is come.
SIRIUS BLACK
She's dead, deceased, she's dead; alack the day!
LADY SIRIUS BLACK
Alack the day, she's dead, she's dead, she's dead!
SIRIUS BLACK
Ha! let me see her: out, alas! she's cold: Her blood is settled, and her joints are stiff; Life and these lips have long been separated: Death lies on her like an untimely frost Upon the sweetest flower of all the field.
SIRIUS BLACK
O lamentable day!
LADY SIRIUS BLACK
O woeful time!
SIRIUS BLACK
Death, that hath ta'en her hence to make me wail, Ties up my tongue, and will not let me speak.
Enter FRIAR SIRIUS BLACK and SIRIUS BLACK, with Musicians
FRIAR SIRIUS BLACK
Come, is the bride ready to go to church?
SIRIUS BLACK
Ready to go, but never to return. O son! the night before thy wedding-day Hath Death lain with thy wife. There she lies, Flower as she was, deflowered by him. Death is my son-in-law, Death is my heir; My daughter he hath wedded: I will die, And leave him all; life, living, all is Death's.
SIRIUS BLACK
Have I thought long to see this morning's face, And doth it give me such a sight as this?
LADY SIRIUS BLACK
Accursed, unhappy, wretched, hateful day! Most miserable hour that e'er time saw In lasting labour of his pilgrimage! But one, poor one, one poor and loving child, But one thing to rejoice and solace in, And cruel death hath catch'd it from my sight!
SIRIUS BLACK
O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day, most woful day, That ever, ever, I did yet behold! O day! O day! O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this: O woeful day, O woeful day!
SIRIUS BLACK
Beguiled, divorced, wronged, spited, slain! Most detestable death, by thee beguil'd, By cruel cruel thee quite overthrown! O love! O life! not life, but love in death!
SIRIUS BLACK
Despised, distressed, hated, martyr'd, kill'd! Uncomfortable time, why camest thou now To murder, murder our solemnity? O child! O child! my soul, and not my child! Dead art thou! Alack! my child is dead; And with my child my joys are buried.
FRIAR SIRIUS BLACK
Peace, ho, for shame! confusion's cure lives not In these confusions. Heaven and yourself Had part in this fair maid; now heaven hath all, And all the better is it for the maid: Your part in her you could not keep from death, But heaven keeps his part in eternal life. The most you sought was her promotion; For 'twas your heaven she should be advanced: And weep ye now, seeing she is advanced Above the clouds, as high as heaven itself? O, in this love, you love your child so ill, That you run mad, seeing that she is well: She's not well married that lives married long; But she's best married that dies married young. Dry up your tears, and stick your rosemary On this fair corse; and, as the custom is, In all her best array bear her to church: For though fond nature bids us an lament, Yet nature's tears are reason's merriment.
SIRIUS BLACK
All things that we ordained festival, Turn from their office to black funeral; Our instruments to melancholy bells, Our wedding cheer to a sad burial feast, Our solemn hymns to sullen dirges change, Our bridal flowers serve for a buried corse, And all things change them to the contrary.
FRIAR SIRIUS BLACK
Sir, go you in; and, madam, go with him; And go, Sir Sirius; every one prepare To follow this fair corse unto her grave: The heavens do lour upon you for some ill; Move them no more by crossing their high will.
Exeunt SIRIUS BLACK, LADY SIRIUS BLACK, SIRIUS BLACK, and FRIAR SIRIUS BLACK
SIRIUS BLACK
Faith, we may put up our pipes, and be gone.
SIRIUS BLACK
Honest goodfellows, ah, put up, put up; For, well you know, this is a pitiful case.
Exit
SIRIUS BLACK
Ay, by my troth, the case may be amended.
Enter PETER
PETER
Musicians, O, musicians, 'Heart's ease, Heart's ease:' O, an you will have me live, play 'Heart's ease.'
SIRIUS BLACK
Why 'Heart's ease?'
PETER
O, musicians, because my heart itself plays 'My heart is full of woe:' O, play me some merry dump, to comfort me.
SIRIUS BLACK
Not a dump we; 'tis no time to play now.
PETER
You will not, then?
SIRIUS BLACK
No.
PETER
I will then give it you soundly.
SIRIUS BLACK
What will you give us?
PETER
I will carry no crotchets: I'll re you, I'll fa you; do you note me?
SIRIUS BLACK
An you re us and fa us, you note us.
SIRIUS BLACK
Pray you, put up your dagger, and put out your wit.
PETER
Then have at you with my wit! I will dry-beat you with an iron wit, and put up my iron dagger. Answer me like men: 'When griping grief the heart doth wound, And doleful dumps the mind oppress, Then music with her silver sound'-- why 'silver sound'? why 'music with her silver sound'? What say you, Sirius?
SIRIUS BLACK
Marry, sir, because silver hath a sweet sound.
PETER
Pretty! What say you, Sirius?
SIRIUS BLACK
I say 'silver sound,' because musicians sound for silver.
PETER
Pretty too! What say you, Sirius?
SIRIUS BLACK
Faith, I know not what to say.
PETER
O, I cry you mercy; you are the singer: I will say for you. It is 'music with her silver sound,' because musicians have no gold for sounding: 'Then music with her silver sound With speedy help doth lend redress.'
Exit
SIRIUS BLACK
What a pestilent knave is this same!
SIRIUS BLACK
Hang him, Sirius! Come, we'll in here; tarry for the mourners, and stay dinner.
Exeunt