chuuya shit talks. yeah... woah. and then... dazai tries to drown someone (himself)... lots of yaoi over here... average gc with dazai right!!
hell's hounds
#1 opp: im starving
cupcake: do you want me to uber eats you food
#1 opp: tf is uber eats
cupcake: ...
cupcake: nevermind...
#1 opp: WHAT
cupcake: i forgot youre stupid
#1 opp: ..........................
#1 opp: OK I KNOW YOUR LITTLE BOYFRIEND LEFT BUT YOU DONT HAVE TO BE MEAN
cupcake: NOT MY BOYFRIEND NOOOOOT MY BOYFRIEND
#1 opp: youre in denial unless hes lying
cupcake: excuse me
#1 opp: yeah he told me you were dating
cupcake: ...........
cupcake: ok.
cupcake: anyways.
cupcake: we are not dating
#1 opp: damn it
#1 opp: ship is not sailing
cupcake: I DONT LIKE YOU?????????
cupcake: amyways we should take advantage of the fact that dazai is gone and shit talk him
pranks and chaos #1: umm no
cupcake: glazer
#1 opp: omg bet can we can we
cupcake: yes!!
#1 opp: tell dazai to stop trying to "rizz up all the fine babes" over here bro im sick of it. i cannot go one day without seeing him go and flirt with a woman. all day every day i hear "woah hey girl would you like to commit a double suicide with me" and I CANT DO IT ANYMORE. I CANNOT DO THIS ANYMORE. THIS IS NOW A VENT POST IM SO SICK OF IT
cupcake: YOU THINK YOU HAVE IT BAD?????
cupcake is typing...
#1 opp: what is bro typing 😭💀
cupcake is typing...
#1 opp: ITS BEEN FIVE MINUTES WHAT THE HELL
cupcake: I LIVE WITH HIM. well not actually BUT I AM ON THE RECIEVING SIDE OF ALL OF HIS FLIRTATIOUS REMARKS BECAUSE IM THE ONLY KID HIS AGE BACK HOME AND THIS BITCH BREAKS INTO MY APARTMENT AND HE JUST COMES IN THERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING NIGHT AND STEALS MY SHIT?? ILL WAKE UP AND SEE HIM SITTING ON THE EDGE OF MY BED STARING AT ME AND IM LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK AND KICK HIM OFF AND THEN HE GOES AND RUMMAGES THROUGH MY FRIDGE BECAUSE HE ONLY HAS A LITTLE MINIFRIDGE IN HIS STUPID ASS SHIPPING CONTAINER AND IT "WONT HOLD ALL OF HIS FOOD" yeah like this bitch even eats. HE DOESNT EVEN EAT AND THEN THE SECOND HE GETS INTO MY APARTMENT HES LIKE "wow this looks good!!! how yummy!!" AND EATS HALF MY FOOD???? LIKE BRO I SWEAR TO EVERYTHING ABOVE I AM GOING TO MURDER HIM ONE DAY I DONT GIVE A RATS ASS IF VOLDEMORT WANTS TO KILL HIM OR HALF OF THE SCHOOL WANTS TO KILL HIM I WILL BE THE ONE TO KILL HIM. HE WILL DIE BY MY HAND AND I WILL CRASH OUT IF HE DIES BEFORE I CAN LAY MY HANDS ON HIM.
dazai's favorite: Have you ever thought that he might be comfortable eating around you, and that's why he comes and eats your food?
cupcake: I DONT CARE HE HAS ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY HIS OWN FOOD
pranks and chaos #2: i think youre missing the point... he doesnt even eat here he literally steals food from the great hall and eats it in the clubroom usually
pranks and chaos #2: which means youre special enough to see him eat
cupcake: he owes me 8 bucks. he ate my extra large pocky while i was asleep AND got crumbs in the bed.
#1 opp: awwww you two sleep together how cute
cupcake: SHUT THE FUCK UP
cupcake: NOT WILLINGLY HE LITERALLY LIKE
cupcake: HOPS INTO MY BED
cupcake: LIKE HE DOESNT OWN THIS PLACE??? I DO??? I SWEAE
#1 opp: its oky you guys are my otp
cupcake: SHUT UP I HATE HIM I HOPE HE DIES HE MAKES MY LIFE SO MUCH HARDER
#1 opp: you make him harder so its ok!
cupcake: ...
cupcake: ok i was gonna be mad but i laughed
#1 opp: LMFAOO
pranks and chaos #2: im going to send that to snape
cupcake: WHAT
work chat!!
pranks and chaos #2: @#1 nepotist (not really)
#1 nepotist (not really): What.
pranks and chaos #2: screenshot.bruuuuuuhBROTHERHELPTHEREISBLOODRUNNINGDOWNMYLEG???anywaysinsertscreenshotfromabove
#1 nepotist (not really): Alright.
luka stan: BRU ARE YOU GUYS SHIT TALKING ME RN
luka stan: I CANT BELIEVE THIS.
cupcake: you left the gc because we didnt reply for TWO MINUTES you deserve it.
luka stan: im an attention seeker what can i say...
cupcake: we all know!
luka stan: BITCHASS
luka stan: YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS
cupcake: I HAVE A WHOLE GROUP OF FRIENDS YOU HAVE ME.
luka stan: I HAVE FRIENDS
luka stan: I HAVE EVERYONE HERE LOSER
cupcake: i still have more friends jump off a bridge rn
luka stan: :((((((((
cupcake: cry harder bru
luka stan: thats freaky
luka stan: you get off on seeing me cry or something??
cupcake: im getting deja vu YOU LIKE BEING CH
cupcake: ....
cupcake: i strongly dislike you
luka stan: finish that sentence?
cupcake: K-K-K-K-K- KILL YOURSELF
luka stan: snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaape hes bullyign little old me
#1 nepotist (not really): Stop telling people to kill themselves.
cupcake: YOURE NOT MY DAD BRO STFU I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT
cupcake: DAZAI I HOPE YOU LIVE NINE LIVES AND LITERALLY KYS IN ALL OF THEM
luka stan: only if youre mine in all nine
luka stan: (with rizz)
cupcake: im not a kissboy
luka stan: bru im heartbroken now img onna kms for real this time
luka stan: where is my razor blade
pranks and chaos #1: WHAT DONT KILL YOURSELF
luka stan: he told me to///
pranks and chaos #1: THAT DOESNT MEAN YOU SHOULD
cupcake: so easily influenced... ahah... im just better
luka stan: shut up dog
cupcake: youre the one who drools over me like a dog why am i the dog
luka stan: why would i drool over some ugly ass bitch like you
luka stan: (i want you so bad)
cupcake: ew
luka stan: anyways youve got the
luka stan: collar
luka stan: so youre the dog.
cupcake: you see id be fine being a dog but youre the one calling me a dog so i hate it
luka stan: thats crazu we should get married
cupcake: we are married
#1 opp: arent you already married i literally was the officiant
luka stan: wow
luka stan: so youd tell your husband to kill himself? i see how it is
cupcake: yeah...
luka stan: frowns
cupcake: 🥺💔
luka stan: ok im bored whos taking one for the team and readding me the the gc
luka stan: i have things to say that i cant because snape is here
cupcake: fucking loser
cupcake: no
luka stan: ok so you dont wanna hear about how i almost drowned myself earlier??
cupcake: ...
#1 nepotist (not really): Excuse you?
cupcake: no yeah i do
#1 nepotist: Dazai, we will be having a talk about this.
luka stan: [scared]
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hell's hounds
cupcake added luka stan.
cupcake: ok you did what
luka stan: noo wait let me back rwad
cupcake: i turned them off you dont get to know what i said
luka stan: were you crap talking me
old ass gyaru meiko stan: no he was professing his undying love for you and asking us how he should tell you
luka stan: AWWWWWWWWWWW THATS SO NICE!!!
cupcake: whatever helps you guys sleep at night
cupcake: spill
luka stan: ok fine
luka stan: so basically earlier i was like "hmmmm ive been wondering whats in the great lake,.... maybe that giant squid will come eat me"
#1 opp: what.
the brains: What??
luka stan: yeah.
luka stan: so i went over there and hopped in
luka stan: shit was soothing...
luka stan: so like
luka stan: i tried to drown myself!
luka stan: that fucking squid literally
luka stan: threw me
luka stan: like deadass it threw me out of the lake
luka stan: i was like
luka stan: ??????????????????????????????????????
cupcake: you say like too much
luka stan: bitch so do you???
luka stan: anyways.
luka stan: that stupud fucking squid ruined yet another peaceful attempt
the brains: That's good!!
luka stan: sighs... you dont understand me
cupcake: edgelord 😭😭
#1 opp: cut my lifw into pieces.. this is my last resort.. ahh guy
luka stan: WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT.
#1 opp: guess
cupcake: guess
#1 opp: ...
cupcake: ...
#1 opp: guess
cupcake: guess
#1 opp: guess
cupcake: guess
#1 opp: guess
cupcake: guess guess
#1 opp: guess guess
luka stan: can yoy SHUT THEF UVK UP
cupcake: DIE!!! DIE IN A PLACE CRASH
luka stan: oh... class of 09 the feetside liker
#1 opp: excuse me?
cupcake: help
cupcake: bye
cupcake: i saw you teaching mori the hot to go dance over summer dont even talk
luka stan: i dont like that thats one of your first impressions of me.
cupcake: i do
pranks and chaos #2: i thought we hated mori
luka stan: hes pretty cool when hes not
luka stan: when hes not
cupcake: yeah
luka stan: yeah!
pranks and chaos #1: ...?
luka stan: yeah
luka stan: he lets me make tiktoks in his office while hes working when im bored
luka stan: perfect to have in the background when i use magical doctor!! because... hes a doctor....
cupcake: how fun!!
the brains: I'm happy you've come to have a decent relationship with your guardian, Dazai!
luka stan: idk if "decent" the correct word but yeah!!!
luka stan: (i hate him)
the brains: Oh, that's not good!
dazai's favorite: I think we all do, Dazai.
luka stan: BL
luka stan: BLAISE!!!
#1 opp replied to luka stan's message: BL: you?
luka stan: ...
luka stan: stfu
dazai's favorite: Hello, Dazai.
luka stan: hai!!!! ^^
cupcake: i have a slur to say
luka stan: you go ahead
cupcake: bitch
luka stan: remember when pansys name used to be bitch
#1 opp: yeah
cupcake: remember when my name used to be
cupcake: um
cupcake: french hoe?
cupcake: and dazais hot as fuck french partner?
cupcake: and then it was dazais crush for a while
old ass gyaru meiko stan: why am i the only one whose name slowly got longer as we added stuff
luka stan: good question
luka stan: missing my emoticons
luka stan: im too lazy to use them
luka stan: freak im sleepy
luka stan: goodnight gang,,,
cupcake: oh
cupcake: its the middle of the day but ok!
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DMS: cupcake -> #1 opp
cupcake: pansy
#1 opp: yes
cupcake: its february 1st
#1 opp: correct
cupcake: OK YOU OBVISOELT T=DONT GET WHAT IM GETTING AT
#1 opp: BITCH I DONT READ MINDS???
cupcake: ...
cupcake: sighs.
cupcake: my pride is wounded
cupcake: should i ask dazai to be my valentine
#1 opp: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
cupcake: GIRL
#1 opp: oh youre serious...
#1 opp: 😬
cupcake: ...
#1 opp: oh you want my help
cupcake: WHY ELSE WOULD I BE TELLING YOU THIS YOU DUMB FUCK???
#1 opp: AJHHHHHHHHH CALM DOWN CALM DOWN
#1 opp: do it
#1 opp: im sure he'll say yes....
cupcake: hes gonna laugh at me...
#1 opp: no i bet that hell like
#1 opp: say yes
#1 opp: and then hell get you something big and extravagant
#1 opp: because he wants you so bad fr
cupcake: bru
#1 opp: idk im just spouting stuff...
cupcake: yeah ok.. ig... WHATEVER THIS NEVER HAPPENED
#1 opp: uh huh...
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