pansy is a gay people therapist
work chat!!
cupcake: does anyone know dazais favorite color
luka stan: waht the fuck
cupcake: LOSE THIS NUMBER
luka stan: WHY DO YOU WANT MY FAVORITE COLOR
cupcake: I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL
luka stan: WHAT DID I DO???
#1 opp: oh
#1 opp: whew what is this 😭😭😭
cupcake: SHTU UO
#1 opp: 🫡
cupcake: ok anyways
cupcake: i need answers people
luka stan: bro i dont even know my own favorite color wtf
cupcake: its blue
cupcake: im decidinng that for you
luka stan: ok sure!!!
cupcake: fuck you
luka stan: yeah.,. FUCK ME
cupcake: oh
luka stan: dont be shy.
cupcake: OH MY GOD??
cupcake: bend over👅
luka stan: hey so its actually not possible to fuck me with the way i bend down sorry
cupcake: excuse me
#1 opp: HELP
luka stan: yeah i bend over like a proper lady
cupcake: CRYINF
#1 nepotist (not really): This is a work chat.
cupcake: is that all he says
cupcake: bros got an automated response set up 😭😭😭
#1 opp: real
#1 opp: (insert dazai saying anything) "this is a work chat."
luka stan: QUI TBULLYFING HIM
luka stan: HES MY BIAS
cupcake: This is a work chat.
luka stan: KYS KYS KYS
cupcake: pleaaaase please please dont prove them righttt
cupcake: who up fucking and fighting rn
pranks and chaos #1: me
pranks and chaos #2: me
luka stan: the only thing im fighting is the urge to kill myself
luka stan: [proud]
cupcake: noooo dont kys hahah youre too sexy
cupcake: if you kys we'll never be able to kiss ever again
luka stan: NO
old ass gyaru meiko stan: excuse me
luka stan: HEART BEEN BROKE SO MANY TIMES DONT KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE
cupcake: oh
cupcake: ok anyways bye
luka stan: bye!
luka stan: i dont like this gc where are my queens
#1 opp: is it me
luka stan: F F F F F FUCK no
#1 opp: oh...
#1 opp: after all ive done for you
luka stan: name one thing youve done for me
#1 opp: ive done plenty for you its just a secret
#1 opp: yeah and i also havent killed you yet
#1 opp: youre lucky
luka stan: blu vluh vluh bluh
luka stan: guys i miss um
luka stan: second year
luka stan: except for lockheart
luka stan: and getting my eye cut out
luka stan: mori
luka stan: and pansy getting people to beat the shit out of me OH MY WHO SAID THAT HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHA
#1 opp: .
#1 opp: be careful ill do it again
#1 opp: that was a joke
luka stan: clipped screenshotted caught in 4k
luka stan: oh yeah i also miss everyone who died
luka stan: trust
dazai's favorite: Right.
luka stan: OH MY GOD SHUT UP
luka stan: SHIT UPPPP
cupcake: survivors guilt ahh 😭😭😭
cupcake: mf wishes it was him
luka stan: damn i WISH
cupcake: go do us all a favor and just go do it rn then
luka stan: YOU HATE ME
luka stan: wokd you call my phone to hear my voicemail when im gone
cupcake: sure (no)
luka stan: i love it when my beautiful boyfriend says mean things to me
#1 opp: are you coming out finally
cupcake: WERE NOT DATING KYS HOE
#1 opp: oh
#1 opp: anyways dazai we dont wanna know abt that
old ass gyaru meiko stan: seconded
old ass gyaru meiko stan: i dont wnana hear about your freaky thoughts
luka stan: when you all are old and having kids im gonna be laughing at you all
luka stan: bc then you wont even be able to tell because its obvious you got freaky
#1 opp: im pretty itll be pretty easy to tell when dazai gets freaky
#1 opp: cuz he likes dick
luka stan: ...
luka stan: stop.
luka stan: SEXUALIZATION OF A MINOR I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE
luka stan: HAPPENS TOO MUCH TO LITTLE OLD ME
old ass gyaru meiko stan: excuse me
cupcake: lol
luka stan: shut up you you friendless bitchass
cupcake: ok kys now
luka stan: only if you do it for me
cupcake: no
luka stan: then no
#1 opp: ts crazy can we ban them 😭😭🙏🙏
cupcake: no
cupcake: errrr
cupcake: yes
cupcake: no
old ass gyaru meiko stan: what
pranks and chaos #1: why is bro tweaking
cupcake: ah,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
cupcake: DAZAO
cupcake: I
luka stan: thats meeee
cupcake: errrr no nvm
luka stan: whar
#1 opp: oh
cupcake: shhhh
luka stan: WHAT
#1 opp: nothing nothing
luka stan: STOP EXCLUDING ME
luka stan: BLAISE CANCEL THEM
dazai's favorite: What?
cupcake: ill tell you later
cupcake: are you still coming later
luka stan: perchance
cupcake: dawg
luka stan: duh
cupcake: 😒
#1 opp: oh i love watching budding romance
cupcake: die
#1 opp: oh
cupcake: !
luka stan: 😲
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DMS: cupcake -> luka stan
cupcake: dazaiiiiiiiii
luka stan: hai
cupcake: hi
luka stan: QUIT BEING WEIRD OG MY FUCK BRI
cupcake: IM NOT BEING WEIRD
luka stan: EYSE YOU ARE
cupcake: KIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL YOURWSEDLLLLLLLLLLLF
luka stan: CRIES
cupcake: anyways
luka stan: anyways
cupcake: um
cupcake: nevermind
luka stan: THIS IS EAXACTLY WHAT I MEAN
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luka stan: CHUUYA GET BACK HERE
luka stan: CHUUYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
luka stan: ISTF
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DMS: luka stan -> #1 opp
luka stan: TELL THAT BITCHASS CHUUYA TO STOP BEING WEIRD
#1 opp: what
luka stan: I KNOW YOURE HIDING SOMETHING FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#1 opp: well
#1 opp: hold on i must consult the council
luka stan: WHAT
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luka stan: PANSYYYYYY
luka stan: i hate both of you.
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DMS: #1 opp -> cupcake
#1 opp: HES ON TO US!!!!
cupcake: WELL
cupcake: I WONDER WHY
#1 opp: im telling him
cupcake: NO
cupcake: wait actually
cupcake: ...
#1 opp: ...
cupcake: do it
cupcake: and if he says ONE bad thing im sending snape all the photos of illegal shit ive seen him doing.
#1 opp: good idea,,,
cupcake: oh were so smart...
#1 opp: this is true brainpower
cupcake: exactly
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DMS: #1 opp -> luka stan
#1 opp: alright
luka stan: IM CANCELLING BOTH OF YOU
#1 opp: chuuya wants to ask you to be his valentine but hes too embarrassed to do it himself
luka stan: wow really
luka stan: giggles
luka stan: kicks feet a little
luka stan: blushes
#1 opp: ok ew wtf
luka stan: HEH
luka stan: me when im actuallt desirable
#1 opp: im surprised you didnt ask first actually
luka stan: WELL
luka stan: HED THINK I WAS JOKINGGGG
#1 opp: maybe stop joking about it then...
luka stan: im never joking i think hes protecting his peace by keepung the mindset that i am jk
#1 opp: ah...
#1 opp: ew why am i like
#1 opp: a gay couple therapist now
#1 opp: what has my life come to man...
luka stan: HELP
luka stan: you love me so much
#1 opp: i like chuuya better...!
luka stan: oh
luka stan: i see...
luka stan: wait wyd when we start dating FOR REAL
#1 opp: crying
#1 opp: bc its gonna get 10 times worse
luka stan: so you hate gay people
#1 opp: yes
luka stan: screenshotted
#1 opp: oh
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work chat!!
luka stan: pansy hates gay people
old ass gyaru meiko stan: and the sky is blue
#1 opp: hes lying im talking about him and his boyfrienf not other gay people
#1 opp: like blaise
dazai's favorite: I'm not gay?
#1 opp: 🤨
cupcake: pansy i thought you loved me
cupcake: i thought we were on amission
#1 opp: talk to him about that i did what i had to do
old ass gyaru meiko stan: what are you guys plotting
#1 opp: gay people
old ass gyaru meiko stan: oh
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DMS: luka stan -> cupcake
luka stan: so i heard thru the grapevine you wanted to ask little old me to be your valentine [hehe]
cupcake: ok.
luka stan: [smileface]
cupcake: stop talking in tiktok emojis.
luka stan: OK!!!
luka stan: LETS BE VALENTINES CAN WE GO ON A DATE
cupcake: sure
cupcake: heh
luka stan: can we kiss too
cupcake: NO
luka stan: BUT THE YULE BALL
cupcake: ONE TIME THING TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT
luka stan: sigjhs
luka stan: foiiiiiiiine
cupcake: 😒😒
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