dazai just wants to be a part of everyone's symphony
hell's hounds
luka stan: sometimes im like "bro i NEED to kms" but i cant die as a virgin boy
cupcake: bud wtf are you yapping about 😭🙏
women liker: I almost fell into the toilet
cupcake: WHAT???
cupcake: jeez lousie bro what is going on over there. im so happy i dont go there
luka stan: you have weird men who want you over there tho
cupcake: youre literally not any better
luka stan: fym??? im awesome...
cupcake: i gave you cpr once and you sat up and went "whats cooking good looking"???
luka stan: never happened
cupcake: bru
#1 opp: what
cupcake: oh hi!
#1 opp: hi!!
luka stan: broooooo omg mori told me my teeth r fucked up and i need braces when i come back GET OUT
cupcake: LOOOOOOL
luka stan: THIS ISNT FAIR YOU LITERALLY LIKE
luka stan: HAVE PERFECT TEETH
luka stan: DIDNT YOU GROW UP ON THE STREETS.
cupcake: ok buddy.
cupcake: AT LEAST I WASNT RAISED BY A
cupcake: PUTAIN DE FREAK FRÈRE???
luka stan: bitch is acting like i know french 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🔥🔥🔥
cupcake: i was gnna describe mori but the translation into french just puts an accent over the e
luka stan: LOOOOOOL
luka stan: omg im japanese lol
luka stan: i literally live in japan
luka stan: thats crazy
luka stan: i couldbe been british omg imagine if i had a british accent like the rest of you
luka stan: "bloody hell!! 🤓☝️"
luka stan: aimed btw
women liker: Stop
luka stan: oops!!
luka stan: ummm
luka stan: some1 play roblox with me
dazai's favorite: Don't you have homework?
luka stan: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
luka stan: NO
luka stan: i actually got distracted watching trauma candy salad videos
cupcake: we should make one
luka stan: omg right
luka stan: wait but like no one else is as traumatized as us
old ass gyaru meiko stan: boy
luka stan: oh
luka stan: draco you can join too
old ass gyaru meiko stan: ok
luka stan: WHY ARE YOU SO DRY
luka stan: dry?? like me?? im dry bc no chuuya nakahara photos in the newspapers
cupcake: im severely uncomfortable
luka stan: your shut down sucks its killing me
luka stan: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha deco
cupcake: someone get this hoe away from vocaloid
luka stan: no im literally no1 luka stan
cupcake: at least youre not a gooner...
luka stan: pls dont remind me ppl like that r real i like to think theyre social experiments
the brains: What's a gooner?
luka stan: jeez louise look what youve done...
cupcake: you dont wanna know hermione!
luka stan: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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luka stan: hi guys
luka stan: snape is sending me tiktoks
pranks and chaos #2: WHY DOES HE HAVE TIKTOK IM SCREAMINGGG
luka stan: i made him download it so he can see all the videos i take and post in his class
#1 opp: bro is a meanace
#1 opp: let me see
luka stan: no stop im literally famous im not taking autographs rn
cupcake: you have 5 followers
luka stan: THATS NOT RIGHT i have you, elise, mori, Q, and snape
luka stan: wait that is 5...
cupcake: BRO I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY
luka stan: STOP IT IM TIREDDD
old ass gyaru meiko stan: who tf names their kid Q...
luka stan: thats their nickname stoooooop
luka stan: i hate that kid
luka stan: I HATE CHILDREN
pranks and chaos #1: you are a child...
luka stan: it might seem crazy what im about to say....
cupcake: hes actually a 40 year old man sorry you all had to find out this way
luka stan: no ewww that measn im older than mori EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ERWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
old ass gyaru meiko stan: oh
#1 opp: real
cupcake: remember when i added mori in here
luka stan: yeah that was horrible dont remind me
luka stan: I WANNA GO TO HOGSMADE
#1 opp: why
luka stan: bc i never get to go bc by the time my letter with my permission slip reaches yokohama and back the deadline to turn them in is past smh
#1 opp: make snape sign it
luka stan: i bet hed say no
#1 opp: he loves you fym
luka stan: no bc then hes gonna be like “is your guardian trying to trap you here??” NO YHE FUCKING LETTERS WONT GO FAST ENOUGH ITS FEATGERBRAINS FAULY
luka stan: tears in my latina eyes.
old ass gyaru meiko stan: tears in your what
luka stan: my latina eyes
luka stan: joy and anxiety in a rap battle joy and anxiety in a rap battle
cupcake: SHUT THE FUCK UP
luka stan: missed opportunity to say “GET OUT”
cupcake: sorry im not a brainrotted tiktok loser
luka stan: hes not fictional! hes a real Person! TODOROKI IS A REAL PERSOM!!!! WHY WONT YOU LISTEN TO ME??
cupcake: THE
cupcake: WHYD THE P CAPITALIZE IM SCREAMING
luka stan: die rn. dhmu
cupcake: hitting you up rn
luka stan: only hit me up if your name is chuuya nakahara im yearning for my rival rn
cupcake: …
cupcake: hoe
#1 opp: huh!
luka stan: SHUT UP LOOOOOOL
luka stan: chuuya makagrara the anxiety to my fear
#1 opp: the what
luka stan: chuuya nakahara was it casual when we kissed at the yule ball
luka stan: was it casual…
cupcake: um??
pranks and chaos #2: someone get this guy a drink 😭😭
luka stan: i lobe alcohool
pranks and chaos #2: sending that to snape
luka stan: ;9999999999 9:* /49 *9 @2@6
pranks and chaos #2: WHAT
cupcake: “nooooooo omg bro go away”
women liker: Wtf
luka stan: shut up women liker
old ass gyaru meiko stan: don’t you literally like women too
luka stan: shhhh…
luka stan: do i send um
luka stan: do i send snape the joy and anxiety rap battle guys
cupcake: no
#1 opp: yes
pranks and chaos #1: yes
old ass gyaru meiko stan: yes
the brains: No.
pranks and chaos #2: yes
dazai’s favorite: No.
luka stan: ok im sending it whatever
luka stan: ill keep you updated
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luka stan: guys i think hes gonna disown me
luka stan: guysss
luka stan: OK SO YOU ALL HATE ME I SEE HOW IT IS GOODBYE FOREVER
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