dazai's not so eventful train ride back to hogwarts (short placeholder chapter) (sorry gang)
hell's hounds
luka stan: i want a cat sooooooooooooooooooooo bad like theyre kinda cute
pranks and chaos #1: right
luka stan: anyways sometimes i really wanna jump in front of a train
luka stan: or like
luka stan: oh my god what if like i actually kill myself do you think people will regret treating me so bad or do you think theyll celebrate
luka stan: WHY WONT YOU ANSWER ME
dazai's favorite: Because we don't want to entertain your suicidal thoughts.
dazai's husband: i do
dazai's husband: theyd probably celebrate
luka stan: then i OBVIOUSLY cant die yet i need people to feel bad and horrible about my death
dazai's husband: never gonna happen
luka stan: boooooooooooo boooooooooooooo tomatoes tomatoes
pranks and chaos #2: toes
luka stan: woah
luka stan: guys im actually REAAALLY special im being escorted by the one and only snape back to hogwarts
luka stan: (hes sitting across from me in the train car and staring at me)
dazai's husband: hes my opp
luka stan: L
luka stan: wait no that means he'll never approve of our marriage
dazai's husband: oh
the brains: Shouldn't you be talking to Professor Snape if you're on the train with him?
luka stan: im too scared tooooooooooooooooooooooo
luka stan: joke id never be too scared but i dont wanna talk to him about my break
pranks and chaos #2: did something bad happen
luka stan: NO
dazai's husband: lol
luka stan: HES JUST GONNA THINK I DID SOMETHING DUMB AND ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS
luka stan: ...
luka stan: i have your full name, address, and current location btw
dazai's husband: ok and?? i know all your childhood trauma
#1 opp: damn
luka stan: ....
luka stan: ONE DAY ILL KNOW YOURS MARK MY FUCKING WORDS.
dazai's husband: right....
luka stan: sighs super loud
luka stan: guys entertain me im bored
#1 opp: jump
luka stan: good idea
old ass gyaru meiko stan: I SWEAR
luka stan: a b c d e f g h i j k lmnop q r s t u v w x y and z
dazai's husband: oh
luka stan: ok you all are boring NO ONE IS ONLINE EVERYONE GO AWAY IM TALKING TO SNAPE
#1 opp: wow ok.
dazai's husband: bye dazai!!! 😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥
Read by luka stan, #1 opp, old ass gyaru meiko stan, pranks and chaos #2
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HI GUYS THIS IS TECHNICALLY APART OF THE CHAPTER NOTE BUT I CANT FIGURE OUT HOW TO IMBED LINKS OR PUT PICTURES SO. HAHA. JUST LOOK AT THIS
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ok now ill move to the actual chapter note