chuuya gets courted (again), dazai doesnt know american history, all these bitches are stupid
hell's hounds
dazai's husband: it happened again
dazai's husband: fuck that was supposed to be just for dazai im so used to clicking on this
#1 opp: dont be shy tell us what happened again
dazai's husband: well two things happened
dazai's husband: some third year in my advanced DADA class. his boggart turned into dazai lol
luka stan: i fucking hate those things
luka stan: anyways LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
luka stan: ive got fans!!!
#1 opp: fans is definitely a way to put it
luka stan: shut up pansy you arent a wizarding world sensation i call the shots here
old ass gyaru meiko stan: um
luka stan: continue
dazai's husband: ok then
dazai's husband: yet another person asked to court me
dazai's husband: like genuinely am i missing something??? i thought that was like.... royal times things bro. we are NOT royals
luka stan: hear me out
the brains: What if they're comparing your beauty to one of a royal?
luka stan: hey thats what i was gonna say
dazai's husband: they better be talking about the female royals the males were ugly as shit. someone put me in one of those corset dresses ill eat all of you up
luka stan: send pics when you do lol
dazai's husband: ew
#1 opp: LMFAO
luka stan: hashtag broken rn dhmu
luka stan: hey hey you you i dont like ur gffffff no way no way
luka stan: hey guys so in another universe im a cute teen pop star
luka stan: or im like one of those fashion girls
dazai's husband: its not pride month dazai youre not allowed to come out anymore.
luka stan: i came out as bi in pride month tho :((((
dazai's husband: ok i didnt ask for that we literally were covered head to toe in blood and you went "hey ______ did you know im bisexual" like what
luka stan: lol
pranks and chaos #2: WHY WERE YOU COVERED IN BLOOD
luka stan: we were actu
luka stan: i cant say that im not a woman nor over the age of 18
#1 opp: excuse me
luka stan: we were fighting 👅
pranks and chaos #2: 🤨🤨🤨🤨
luka stan: BRO WHAT
dazai's husband: we were...
old ass gyaru meiko stan: yeah i believe it
luka stan: ......
luka stan: anyways i already came out i can do (and say) whatever i want
the brains: Please don't say slurs in the chat!!
luka stan: what
luka stan: wait guys what r slurs over here
luka stan: wait isnt cunt a slur
dazai's husband: bro im literally japanese idfk
luka stan: where did all the smart people go hermione come back bro
luka stan: wait guys if im saying cuuunty like "omg my fit is serving" cunty and not "ew look at that woman" cunty that should be allowed
old ass gyaru meiko stan: go to america they would know
luka stan: wait omf bro i never learned world history if america used to be a part of france then like wouldnt the stuff over here still apply to them
dazai's husband: america used to be a part of france???
the brains: America used to be British territory. The American Revolution was the war that the Americans fought against the British for their independence. America is completely independent and does not need to follow British rule anymore.
luka stan: damn america is woke i heard they allow same sex marriage
luka stan: lol hey @dazai's husband we should immigrate and get married
luka stan: for tax purposes of course....
dazai's husband: suuuuuuuure....
luka stan: are you accepting my marriage proposal or are you questioning my tax purposes
dazai's husband: tax purposes
luka stan: FUCK
luka stan: draco
old ass gyaru meiko stan: no
luka stan: oh...
luka stan: wait do they allow same sex marriage here we MIGHT not be cooked
the brains: In some places they do.
luka stan: were so up lol
luka stan: who wants to get married rn
women liker: Ok I'll marry Lavender
luka stan: omg HSUT UP you guys r gonna break up
luka stan: average straight couple experience
luka stan: so ron. you see. she might love you but does she want to crawl into your skin and live inside of you
women liker: Uh
women liker: No
luka stan: BASIC!!! BORING!!!
#1 opp: you want to crawl into his skin????
luka stan: who is him
#1 opp: my bestie
luka stan: duhhhhh
dazai's husband: oh
luka stan: nanannana come on
luka stan: nannanana come on
#1 opp: .......
#1 opp: the dazai air is getting to me
luka stan: excuse me i dont vape or whatever
#1 opp: WHAT????
#1 opp: i was gonna say im breaking out bc i spend too much time with you what...
luka stan: oh
luka stan: erm
luka stan: yeah guys i actually dont like killing my lungs with smoking unlike someone COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COGIUFH
dazai's husband: its not my fault ok you literally get drunk semi weekly
luka stan: i actually have a very high alcohol tolerance unlike someone
#1 opp: now what if i make an album of all the weird shit you guys say in here and send it in the gc with pomfrey mcgonagall and snape
dazai's husband: not my issue i dont even go here lol
luka stan: WHAT
dazai's husband: omg that gives me an idea
luka stan: WHAT
work chat!!
dazai's husband: hey guys dazai is bullying me :((((
luka stan: IM NOT DONT LISTEN TO HIM.
#1 nepotist (not really): Excuse me?
dazai's husband: omg hi snape!!! so nice talking to you again
luka stan: youre really testing your luck chibi......
dazai's husband: dont talk to me mister "demon prodigy" 😭😭😭😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥 "demon student" 💀💀💀💀💀🔥🔥🔥🔥 2020 ahh names
luka stan: ooook ur cancelled
dazai's husband: black wraith 💀💀💀💀 CRINGE!!!!
#1 opp: i thought we were doing something did you guys just come here to argue more
#1 opp: hey teachers they were talking about inappropriate things in our groupchat 😔😔
dazai's husband: pansy....
luka stan: HAHA WE ARE NOOOOOT (pansy youre next)
#1 opp: oh
old ass gyaru meiko stan: yeah they were talking about pride month.... and being bisexual... :(
luka stan: WAIT GUYS I NEVER CAME OUT TO THIS CHAT (the teachers) LOLLLLL im still not. nothing is confirmed ever
#1 opp: wow
#1 nepotist (not really): ?
luka stan: anyways draco that message is homophobic weve literally kissed before
old ass gyaru meiko stan: snape please dont tell my father
luka stan: draco in another universe you have an enemies to lovers relationship with some twink
old ass gyaru meiko stan: excuse me
dazai's husband: dazai you scared snape away
#1 nepotist (not really): I'm still here.
dazai's husband: OH SHIT
#1 nepotist (not really): Language.
dazai's husband: FUCK sorry
dazai's husband: i mean uhhh sorry
dazai's husband: looool
luka stan: HELP
luka stan: its giving me
dazai's husband: ew i dont wanna give you i hate you
luka stan: wow ruuuude im telling ummm
luka stan: uhhhh
luka stan: wait stoooooop this is so depressing i dont have anyone to tell
dazai's husband: tell mori!!
luka stan: i try to avoid talking to him at all costs
dazai's husband: real
dazai's husband: i mean what hahah id never say that im a respectful young man
luka stan: real me too i love mori fr!!!
pranks and chaos #1: guys i can feel the sarcasm radiating off your texts holy shit
luka stan: good
luka stan: mori hate club who wants to join
old ass gyaru meiko stan: me
#1 opp: meeee he sounds like a hater
luka stan: thats... definitely a way to describe him
dazai's husband: you know what hes not a hater of
luka stan: haha funny.
#1 opp: bro where is blaise
#1 opp: also what
luka stan: doing his homework on the gang couch with me
luka stan: his lap is my footrest and my feet are his bookrest
#1 opp: wow
luka stan: maybe i should do my homework
stalker: You should.
luka stan: oh hai
luka stan: yeah not anymore
luka stan: ok actaully slash j i will do my potions homework
luka stan: actually*
luka stan: goodbye gang.
#1 nepotist (not really): Please don't set anything on fire.
luka stan: we'll see....
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