dazai sneaks into the beauxbatons yule ball - the chapter
hell's hounds
luka stan: IS THE FIT HARDDDD
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#1 opp: lowkey yes
luka stan: I KNEW IT
dazai's husband: its ugly
luka stan: were matching if mine is ugly then yours is too
dazai's husband: no you make it ugly
luka stan: FUCK YOUUU
old ass gyaru meiko stan: you look nice
luka stan: why thank you
luka stan: look at chibi
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luka stan: ate rightttt
#1 opp: step aside dazai your husband has a fiiine waist 😍😍
luka stan: RIGHTTT 😍😍😍 I AM NO BETTER THAN A MAN (i am a man)
dazai's husband: what.
#1 opp: joking!!
dazai's husband: ...
dazai's husband: this is harassment
the brains: You two look amazing!!
dazai's husband: ty hermione... the only one who can give a normal compliment
the brains: Of course!
old ass gyaru meiko stan: why are you wearing a masquerade mask
luka stan: can’t let the opps know i’m here 🥶🥶🥶
pranks and chaos #2: the way you can still tell it’s you 😭😭
luka stan: oh i haven’t done my makeup yet. just you wait
#1 opp: bro is wearing makeup ⁉️⁉️
luka stan: duh. i wear makeup all the time bro
#1 opp: YOU DO??
luka stan: I WEAR EYELINER BASICALLY DAILY???
dazai's favorite: Did you not notice, Pansy?
#1 opp: i don’t spend all day staring at dazai.
pranks and chaos #1: caught in the act
luka stan: it’s really not that hard to see though?? if i blink you can see it??
#1 opp: AGAIN I DONT STARE AT YOU ALL DAY
#1 opp: YOU ALL ARE SO ODD
luka stan: cray fr
luka stan: anyways ill be back
...
luka stan: OHHH
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#1 opp: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE LMFAOO
luka stan: hater
luka stan: i look hot
dazai's favorite: Why is your eye blue?
luka stan: contacts
luka stan: also idk i felt like it??
luka stan: i wisg i had two eyes so i could match bae
dazai’s husband: dude 😭😭
luka stan: ok no actually id look like a twink. actually insane
luka stan: heterophobic eyes effect
dazai’s husband: ok buddy
#1 opp: dazai u always look like a twink ❤️
luka stan: kys
luka stan: that’s beside the point
luka stan: ok guys we’re gonna head down now guys. wish us luck i’ll keep you uodated
the brains: Have fun!
luka stan: thank you hermione 😛😛🥳🥳
...
luka stan: saw my opp
pranks and chaos #1: its been like 5 minutes
luka stan: YEAH WELL I SAW MY OPP
women liker: Who's your opp
luka stan: the kid from the newspaper
dazai's husband: lol
#1 opp: ...
luka stan: ANYWAYS
luka stan: gonna go and grab him and give him a smooch fr
dazai's husband: WHAAAY
old ass gyaru meiko stan: ????
luka stan: yeah you heard me. he better be prepared.
#1 opp: AYO 😭😭😭
luka stan: OH MY GUSAHH THERES AN UGLY TEACHER LOOKING AT ME SEND HELP
dazai's husband: thats the headmaster bae!!
luka stan: ...
luka stan: THAT
luka stan: THING
luka stan: IS ALLOWED TO RUN A SCHOOL.
dazai's husband: yall had that old mf dumbledore i dont wanna hear it.
luka stan: cray
the brains: Speaking of Beauxbatons, isn't that where the person who created the Philosopher's Stone went? Nicolas Flamel?
luka stan: ya
old ass gyaru meiko stan: i never wanna hear someone say philosophers stone ever again
dazai's husband: right
old ass gyaru meiko stan: YOU WERENT EVEN THERE
#1 opp: what
luka stan: oh ya i stole the philosophers stone first year lol
#1 opp: WHAT
luka stan: yaaa it was lame it doesnt even do shit
#1 opp: WHY DID I NEVER GET TOLD ABOUT THIS
luka stan: only blaise draco fred george and the chibi know
women liker: Why are you guys always getting into trouble
luka stan: giiiirl why not
luka stan: chat do we send a fit check to mori
dazai's favorite: No.
pranks and chaos #1: no
pranks and chaos #2: nooo
old ass gyaru meiko stan: nope
luka stan: wow seems weve got a chat of mori haters
dazai's husband: look whos talking
luka stan: ehhh im doing it anyways
old ass gyaru meiko: DUDE
DMS: luka stan -> Boss
luka stan: ayo mori did me and chuuya eat up the fits or what
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luka stan: 🤑🤑
Boss: Yes, you did. Remember to be careful, Osamu.
luka stan: of course
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hell's hounds
luka stan: HE SAID WE ATE LETS GO 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
old ass gyaru meiko stan: wait really
luka stan: me when i can have a normal conversation with mori without him saying something odd 😍😍😍😍😍😍🧚🧚🧚🧚🧚🧚🧚🧚🧚🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️
dazai's husband: BYE
#1 opp: what type of odd things does he say
luka stan: you lowkey dont wanna know
luka stan: you will never look at me the same again
#1 opp: ...in a good way or bad way
luka stan: WHAT DO YOU THINK
luka stan: mori is like a cockroach
luka stan: annoying, wont go away even after i step on it or hit it
dazai's husband: me w albatross (in a loving way)
luka stan: imagine
luka stan: anways what do i say to my opp
old ass gyaru meiko stan: tell him to leave you alone??
luka stan: that is SO boring.
luka stan: im just gonna run away and hope he doesnt know its me or hes gonna bash tf out of me in the papers again
luka stan: OMG WHAT IF HE TRIES TO BEAT ME UP 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 DO YOU THINK HED KILL ME IF I ASKED NICELY ENOUGH 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
pranks and chaos #1: THE HEARTS?
dazai's husband: dazai enjoys being beaten up
luka stan: WHAT
old ass gyaru meiko stan: wait really
old ass gyaru meiko stan: everyone other than hermione owes me 10 sickles
#1 opp: NOOOOO FUCK
pranks and chaos #2: DAMN IT
luka stan: ...
luka stan: were you
luka stan: betting on whether im dominant or submissive.
#1 opp: no we were betting on whether you like getting manhandled
old ass gyaru meiko stan: AND I WIN
luka stan: DRACO??? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
dazai's husband: that is absolutely diabolical 💀💀😭😭
luka stan: SEXUALIZATION OF MINORS!!! SEXUALIZATION OF MINORS!!!!1!!!!!11!!! IM CALLING A CASE ON YOU
old ass gyaru meiko stan: WHAT STOP
women liker: Damn
dazai's husband: you know who you need to call a case on
luka stan: ...
dazai's husband: ...
luka stan: im gonna get u fired.
dazai's husband: LMFAOOO
the brains: Who are we calling a case on? Also, yay! I don't have 10 sickles right now.
old ass gyaru meiko stan: you might be tolerable now
the brains: Thanks. You too.
luka stan: awwww everyones getting along this is so fun
luka stan: ALSO HERMIONE WTF!!1!!!!
dazai's husband: kys
luka stan: WHY DO YOU RUIN EVERYTHING
dazai's husband: like you being straight?
luka stan: ok ur not funny buddy. im gonna touch you
#1 opp: WHAT
dazai's husband: WHAT
pranks and chaos #1: why are you two synced
dazai's husband: shes my new best friend obvi pansy is my bias
#1 opp: right
luka stan: DOUBLE TEAMING???? THIS IS HARASSMENT
#1 opp: double teaming but one of us is gay
dazai's husband: ok i hate you again go away
#1 opp: juuuust kidding
luka stan: wait hold on im being stabbed with large needles rn ill be back
old ass gyaru meiko stan: WHAT
#1 opp: UM
dazai's favorite: ???
pranks and chaos #1: ARE YOU GOOD SNAKEY???
luka stan: back
luka stan: we are so up i never thought id have a hot guy sitting on my lap jamming needles thru my face @dazai's husband
#1 opp: and youre not gay?
luka stan: nah hes a hater
pranks and chaos #2: he is NOT lgbeautiful 🤕🤕
luka stan: LMFAOOOOO WHAT
dazai's favorite: Why are you getting stabbed?
luka stan: oh ive been waiting for this for a couple of months
luka stan: one of the chibis friends pierces ppl so he knows how to as well
dazai's husband: ew?? i hope it gets infected
luka stan: oh..
luka stan: guys opp is looking REAAALLY hot rn. /srs
old ass gyaru meiko stan: oh...
luka stan: think he'd kiss me if i asked nice enough
dazai's husband: NO. I KNOW FOR A FACT HE WOULD NOT.
#1 opp: LMFAOOOO
#1 opp: if you can get him to kiss you ill give you 10 knuts
dazai's husband: excuse me
luka stan: wait no give me like a good 30 minutes
women liker: What
...
luka stan: I GOT A KISS HAHAHHAHAHH YOU ALL ARE HATERSSS PANSY YOU OWE ME 10 KNUTS
#1 opp: WHAT
dazai's husband: i hate you
#1 opp: oh hell nah these bitches GAY!!! 😭😭😭👎👎👎
luka stan: im half gay
pranks and chaos #1: dazai why would you kiss someone who hates you
luka stan: he didnt deny my request i think he secretly wants me
dazai's husband: i highly doubt that
luka stan: 😢😢
#1 opp: wait
#1 opp: WAIT
#1 opp: IF DAZAI KISSED HIS OPP
#1 opp: THEN
#1 opp: THEN
dazai's husband: stop rn.
#1 opp: scandalous.
dazai's husband: right
luka stan: erm
luka stan: now guys you see were getting somewhere. think hed make out with me
dazai's husband: no ❤️❤️
#1 opp: i think so
dazai's husband: NO HE WOULD NOT
#1 opp: i think opp is in denial
pranks and chaos #1: why do you guys talk like you know something we dont
luka stan: they kinda do..
pranks and chaos #2: FIRST IT WAS BLAISE AND DRACO NOW ITS PANSY IS THIS GRYFFINFOR HATE.
luka stan: sorry guys!!
#1 opp: be sorry
dazai's husband: ohhhhhhh shit
dazai's husband: wait guys who at hogwarts would i have beef with
luka stan: snape
#1 opp: snape
old ass gyaru meiko stan: snape....
dazai's favorite: Snape.
dazai's husband: when i meet him its on sight idc who he is we are fighting
luka stan: omg do it lol!!!
luka stan: GONNA GO DANCE WITH OPP.
#1 opp: have so much fun bestie
dazai's husband: SIGHS.
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