fucking quidditch nerds,,, also they movie night ig. and draco is on drugs or smth
hell's hounds
old ass man: quidditch season starts today
women liker: Yeah
old ass man: we are going to demolish you
luka stan: shut up nerds
old ass man: hey dazais friend do you play quidditch
dazai's husband: yep
women liker: What position
dazai's husband: seeker
old ass man: me too
luka stan: i hope all of you fail tryouts
women liker: Rude
women liker: Our keeper graduated so I might try for that
old ass man: thats funny.
dazai's husband: i believe in you !!!
luka stan: SHUT UP NO ONE LIKES QUIDDITCH
luka stan: the last time i went to a quidditch game it was second year and i tried to make bets with teachers and snape got mad at me
women liker: You should come to some this year
luka stan: theyre so boring and loud and crammed full of people ewww
NOT the favorite: They can be fun, Dazai.
luka stan: i thought you loved me blaise
NOT the favorite: I do.
luka stan: awwwww ur so kind
dazai's husband: yuck bruh
dazai's husband: get a room lowkey
#1 opp: right
NOT the favorite: ?
luka stan: yall r just mad
dazai's husband: reminder who likes who again
luka stan: ok stop
luka stan: anyways completely unrelated im feeling the needt o jump off a bridge rn
luka stan: only a couple more weeks until mori (pribably) makes me go home for winter break!!
pranks and chaos #1: youre going home?
luka stan: probably? idk yet
dazai's husband: im staying here sadly i kinda wanna go back to yokohama
luka stan: giiiiirl
luka stan: leaving me alone?? neglecting your duty to make sure i dont die??
dazai's husband: not my duty
luka stan: ruuuude i thought it was
dazai's husband: BRO SINCE WHEN. LEAVE ME ALONE
old ass man: are you going to the malfoy christmas party this year?
luka stan: omgggg i should sneak in
#1 opp: ew
DMS: dazai's husband -> luka stan
dazai's husband: DUDE I HAVE TO GO TO THAT PARTY WITH KOUYOU. IM COOKED I CANT RUN INTO THEM???
luka stan: only pansy knows what u look like calm down
dazai's husband: THEY DONT KNOW I TECHNICALLY WORK UNDER DOE??
luka stan: DOE's whole purpose is to harass me as well its kinda obvious that both of you are collabing
dazai's husband: ig...
luka stan: ur gonna be with kouyou the whole time anyways, draco and his friends usually stay up in his room
dazai's husband: ok good
dazai's husband: will not be caught lacking
luka stan: right
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luka stan: pansy thats so mean
luka stan: last time i went i remember you crying
#1 opp: SHUT UP
luka stan: ya then snape stole me away whoops...
luka stan: AITA for sneaking into a party and making people cry because im just better and her friends like me more than her??
dazai's husband: YTA
luka stan: BOOOO
#1 opp: WHAT???
luka stan: it means am i the asshole and youre the asshole
#1 opp: YTA
luka stan: oh jeez kiss my ass mf
#1 opp: im good
luka stan: i swear
luka stan: ok guys how do i kindly write a letter to mori that tells him i dont wanna go back to yokohama
pranks and chaos #1: dear mori, i would like to remain at hogwarts for winter break please and thank you
luka stan: HE SAID NO LAST YEAR WHEN I DID THAT I WAS PRACTICALLY ON MY KNEES BEGGINGGGGG HE WOULDNT LISTEN
dazai's husband: ...
luka stan: ...
luka stan: i dont like you.
dazai's husband: I JUST PUT THREE DOTS
luka stan: I DONT LIKE WHAT YOURE IMPLYING.
#1 opp: i was gonna ask "why is begging on your knees odd" and then i realized thats a stupid question
old ass man: i mean its not that odd if hes your guardian right
luka stan: ...
old ass man: ...
luka stan: yaaaur sure!!!
luka stan: ok anyways im getting ready to send a dead animal off with featherbrain and be like "mori leave me here or i will impale myself of one of these sharp pillar things!!!"
pranks and chaos #2: maybe dont do that!!
luka stan: IM PRETTY DAMN CLOSE!!!
dazai's husband: lowkey just deal with it and then be a little bitch when ur back
luka stan: well noooo id get in trouble.... also hirotsu watches me and hes decent i wont make him deal with that
#1 opp: DAZAI?? ACTUALLY CARING ABOUT OTHERS?? SOUND THE ALARMS
luka stan: OK SHUT UP
luka stan: even if your cold words... carve scars underneath my eyes.. may they linger on your tongue... 😭😭😭
luka stan: IM SO ANGSTY WHY DID MORI MAKE ME LEARN KOREAN AND CHINESE OUT OF EVERYTHING I COULDVE CHOSEN???
NOT the favorite: What are you talking about?
luka stan: blaise can we watch alien stage together pleaaaaase then we can recreate ivantill round 6 together
NOT the favorite: Sure.
dazai's husband: bro doesnt know what hes agreeing to 💀💀💀
luka stan: blaise you know you just agreed to make out with me right...
NOT the favorite: Ok?
luka stan: AYOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😍😍😍😍😍
luka stan changed NOT the favorite's name to dazai's favorite
luka stan: youve been promoted welcome back blaise
dazai's favorite: Thanks.
#1 opp: wild. im avoiding the club room for the rest of the weekend idk whats going on in there
luka stan: AAAAAAAAAND YOU MADE IT WEIRD
#1 opp: HOW IT WAS ALREADY WEIRD E-DATE IN DMS BRO
luka stan: its not edating. we know each other irl.
#1 opp: ummmmmmmmmm hey husband of dazai!! what was it that dazai is
dazai's husband: chronically online
#1 opp: yeah. dazai youre chronically online.
luka stan: you two need to stop being friends. now.
pranks and chaos #1: i just put on chapstick and its salty???
old ass man: what type of salty
pranks and chaos #1: WDYM WHAT TYPE OF SALTY.
old ass man: would eat it
pranks and chaos #1: ...are you ok malfoy.
luka stan: right draco is being so odd like first he thinks im attractive now he wants to eat chapstick???
old ass man: its the dazai effecr
old ass man: effect
luka stan: ya i showed him vocaloid the other day
luka stan: he likes meiko
old ass man: i thought we agreed that was a secret dazai
luka stan: no
luka stan changed old ass man's name to meiko stan
meiko stan: ...
luka stan: WAIT OMG.
luka stan changed meiko stan's name to old ass gyaru meiko stan
luka stan: there you go. you get your gyaru roots back
old ass gyaru meiko stan: i am going to kill you
dazai's husband: that makes two of us
luka stan: someone let me do makeup on them
luka stan: @the brains @dazai's favorite
the brains: Yes?
luka stan: can i do suuuuper a,mazing makeup on you
the brains: Sure!
luka stan: LETS GOOO
luka stan: @dazai's favorite
luka stan: @dazai's favorite
luka stan: @dazai's favorite
luka stan: @dazai's favorite
dazai's favorite: Hi, yes you can.
luka stan: SCOOOOOOOORE
luka stan: i #lovelife!!!
#1 opp: bro got his spark back
luka stan: shut ur mouth or ill do makeup on you too
#1 opp: WHY DOES IT SOUND LIKE A THREAT.
luka stan: idk bc i could make you look dumb if i tried
#1 opp: never going near you again ❤️❤️❤️
luka stan: meanie pie
luka stan: guys can we have a movie night!!!
luka stan: i stole a projector
#1 opp: YOU WHAT
luka stan: !!!!
luka stan: come on itll be fun...
old ass gyaru meiko stan: yeah sure ill come
luka stan: everyone else pull up too trust
dazai’s favorite: Sure.
luka stan: omg yay wait lets poll and vote for a movie
luka stan: except i choose all of them because im the boss
women liker: Wow
luka stan: shhhhhh
luka stan: ok so first
luka stan: christmas vacation.
luka stan: second
luka stan: SAW
dazai's husband: what a stark contrast
luka stan: third
luka stan: charlie brown thanksgiving. bc yk. its november
dazai's husband: giggled
luka stan: ok anyways choose.
the brains: Charlie Brown Thanksgiving!!
#1 opp: NO
#1 opp: christmas vacation sounds better.
dazai's husband: depends on your taste ig
dazai's husband: i can lore drop about the vacation movies.
luka stan: which one of your friends rammed yall into a wall while watching the saw movies in your car?
dazai's husband: albatross.
luka stan: yeah i heard abt that for like.
luka stan: weeks
old ass gyaru meiko stan: what
dazai's husband: nothing.
luka stan: here i made it easier
luka stan: insertsomerandomahhpollwebsiteimtoolazytofindanactualonelol.com
luka stan: VOTE
...
luka stan: ok guys christmas vacation won
luka stan: all of you (except one) better get to the club room RN!!! we have movies to watch!!!
luka stan: actually not draco too. i think hes on some sort of drugs
old ass gyaru meiko stan: whar
luka stan: yeah ur on smth. get off of it and then come
old ass gyaru meiko stan: in npt foung antihjh\
dazai's husband: lol
luka stan: pov: youre mori getting a text from slug at 10pm after hes been drinking
dazai's husband: you make me frown.
#1 opp: draco is such a rebel fr
luka stan: right
luka stan: draco actually bring some of that to the club room we can get high and THEN watch movies.
the brains: What.
luka stan: oh hi hermione i forgot you were there haha! how are you!!!
the brains: We are NOT using drugs.
luka stan: yes maam! 🫡
luka stan: omg yt has games
#1 opp: STAY ON TOPIC IM ALREADY IN THE CLUB ROOM WHERE ARE YOU
luka stan: WHAT
luka stan: IM IN THE OWLREY??
#1 opp: WHY???
dazai's husband: with me duh
#1 opp: ...
dazai's husband: just jk
luka stan: im sending my letter to mori ive been writing. im just resorting to begging again ik he isnt gonna agree,,, that poopyhead
pranks and chaos #2: boooooooo
luka stan: ya ive put some very affectionate and kind words in there so maybe he'll say yes (i told him i hope he dies)
luka stan: OK YOU GUYS ARE HARASSERS COME TO THE CLUB ROOM!!!!
women liker: Coming
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