hell's hounds superlatives (part one)
hell's hounds
luka stan: were taking a survey.
luka stan: surveylinkimnotactuallygettingalinkimtoolazyforthatsorryguys.forms.com/balls/howdolinkswork
luka stan: ANSWR NIW!!1!1!!
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#1 opp: who tf am i supposed to put for best taste in women its none of you.
#1 opp: the ginger twins dont like anyone, hermione likes ron, ron likes whats her face, blaise and draco think dazai is hot, my new bestie probably also thinks dazai is hot
dazai's husband: I DO NOT.
the brains: I do not!
#1 opp: ok then. still probably have terrible taste.
luka stan: you think fucking SLUG is hot....
#1 opp: WHO IS SLUG BRO???
dazai's husband: me
#1 opp: yeah well thats valid you are hot
dazai's husband: LMFAOOO
luka stan: TAKE YOUR FREAKING SURVEY AND QUIT FLIRTING WITH MY APPRENTICE PANSY
dazai's husband: STFU
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the brains: Red flags are bad influences, right?
luka stan: yep!!!
the brains: Ok.
luka stan: chat if you all vote me most delusional im gonna jump
luka stan: AAAAAAAAAAAANYWAYS
luka stan: guys are we done
luka stan: guuuuuysssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
dazai's husband: im done
luka stan: ok chat were checking the results
luka stan: ...
luka stan: WHO DIDNT DO THEIR FUCKING SURVEY
women liker: I'm working on it
luka stan: always the women likers bru
dazai's husband: you literally like women too
luka stan: right
luka stan: oh bbg.. i wish you were a girl...
dazai's husband: bro u dont care
luka stan: yeah i dont
luka stan: if theres a hole theres a goal!!!
luka stan: JOKE BY THE WAY JOOOKE
dazai's husband: ....
#1 opp: you terrify me
dazai's husband: i was gonna say "if dazai was a girl, he'd be the love of my life!!!" but it doesnt have the same effect bc i forgot the actual quote
luka stan: WGATTTTTTTT
luka stan: jumping.
luka stan: OK IS EVERYONE DONE.
women liker: I finished
pranks and chaos #1: btw me and george didnt answer the last one because you all are little children
luka stan: ur literally a year older than us.
pranks and chaos #2: OK AND WE DONT WANNA MARRY ANY OF YOU??
luka stan: tough luck. (real)
luka stan: anyways lets do this.
luka stan: first
luka stan:
luka stan: thanks guys.
dazai's husband: WHO TF SAID ME.
dazai's favorite: Me.
dazai's husband: ...
luka stan: omg are you two beefing over me thats so sweet
dazai's husband: JUMP
dazai's husband: i thought we were friends, blaise...
dazai's favorite: We are.
dazai's husband: HATER
luka stan: LLLLLLLLLL ITS BECAUSE IM AWESOME BLAISE COME GIVE ME A KISS
#1 opp: brotha ewwwwww
#1 opp: NEXT.
luka stan: ok whatever
luka stan:
luka stan: i hope every single one of you dies
pranks and chaos #1: are we wrong though
luka stan: YES!!!
old ass gyaru meiko stan: NO WERE NOT??
luka stan: HATERS!!!! ALL OF YOU ARE HATERS!!!
#1 opp: yeah no sorry dazai we thought you were going to jail plenty of times already
luka stan: maybe when im an old man and they finally catch me smh
luka stan: omg what if i went to jail on purpose it seems fun lol
dazai's husband: dont jinx it
luka stan: anyways i thought that was gonna happen so thats why i made the next question
luka stan:
luka stan: congrats draco and my husband
old ass gyaru meiko stan: WHY AM I ON THERE
the brains: Because your dad is a bitch.
#1 opp: KLMFAOOO
luka stan: HERMIONE???
old ass gyaru meiko stan: WHAT
old ass gyaru meiko stan: YOU SUCK.
dazai's husband: ahaha why am i on there!!!
old ass gyaru meiko stan: ...
dazai's husband: ...
luka stan: ...!
dazai's husband: ok fine
#1 opp: WHAT
dazai's husband: nothing dw abt it bestie!!1
luka stan: WILL YOU STILL LOVE MEEE WHEN IM NO LONGER YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL
dazai's husband: i am going to slit your throat
luka stan: oh
luka stan: ok whatever...
luka stan: next!!
luka stan:
pranks and chaos #2: valid
dazai's favorite: Why would Dazai not be famous?
luka stan: im already famous blaise
the brains: Yeah.
dazai's husband: draco famous arc
dazai's husband: remember me when ur famous!!!
old ass gyaru meiko stan: uhhh sure
dazai's husband: WDYM "uhhhh" ITS A YES OR NO
old ass gyaru meiko stan: I HAVE BAD MEMORY OK
dazai's husband: dont worry ill make sure you dont forget me
#1 opp: what
luka stan: help
luka stan: crazy
luka stan: anyways fred and george would also be famous by ummmmm being chaotic
pranks and chaos #2: WOOP WOOP
pranks and chaos #1: 🥳🥳🥳
luka stan: !!!!
luka stan: pls dont war over this next one!!
luka stan:
luka stan: so apparently 4 people want me and @dazai's husband to marry
luka stan: 3 people want me to marry blaise
luka stan: someone wants ron and hermione together
luka stan: and someone wants draco and pansy together
luka stan: UNLESS SOMEONE WANTS PANSY AND HERMIONE / RON AND DRACO... BUT I HIGHLY DOUBT THAT THAT WOULD HAAAVE TO BE SATIRE right... RIGHT....
#1 opp: i think ur right
pranks and chaos #2: dazai and his husband confirmed relationship when
dazai's husband: no.
luka stan: soon
luka stan: were already married he just doesnt know it yet. dont tell him. (we are literally in love)
dazai's husband: i will throw you off a bridge. (lyig)
luka stan: dont threaten me with a good time.. (ilyt 🥺)
dazai's husband: ok.
old ass gyaru meiko stan: WHO SAID ME AND PANSY
dazai's favorite: I think that was me.
#1 opp: ...
#1 opp: thanks blaise...
the brains: Who said me and Ron??
dazai's husband: ...
the brains: ....
dazai's husband: dazai has told me about you straights...
women liker: What
the brains: What!
dazai's husband: lol
luka stan: sorry guys i am very passionate about this subject GET WITH YOUR DAY ONES!!!
dazai's husband: "get with your day ones!!!" WHY DONT YOU GET WITH YOUR DAY ONES.
luka stan: ....
luka stan: hey draco and blaise we should have a poly relationship
old ass gyaru meiko stan: whats that
luka stan: ...THATS WHY
dazai's favorite: I think you would kill us if you dated both of us, Dazai. Also are you even poly?
luka stan: yeeah because you act like my mother!!
luka stan: and no but ill figure it out
old ass gyaru meiko stan: maybe because you dont take care of yourself??
dazai's husband: ikr
dazai's husband: bro has no sense of self preservation
luka stan: thats a lie
dazai's husband: WHEN IT COMES TO TAKING CARE OF YOURSELF NO ITS NOT UMMMM...
luka stan: ughhhh i want some crab
luka stan: next
luka stan:
#1 opp: glad most of us agree
old ass gyaru meiko stan: WHO SAID ME???
pranks and chaos #2: me
pranks and chaos #1: me
luka stan: LOOOOOOL
old ass gyaru meiko stan: ive never even dated someone before how do i have a bad type.
pranks and chaos #1: you look like the type of guy to have bad taste
old ass gyaru meiko stan: what.
women liker: Why me
luka stan: shes ugly and annoying bro 👍👍
women liker: You guys are mean
luka stan: im a certified hater
dazai's husband: i think we all are
pranks and chaos #1: dazai taught me the art
luka stan: i was born a hater 🥳
dazai's husband: imagine
dazai's husband: i was born with a big heart and the inability to not forgive and forget
luka stan: awww thats so cute
dazai's husband: except for you. YOURE THE ONLY ONE IM NOT FORGIVING AND FORGETTING YOU BASTARD
luka stan: ouch.. im so hurt...
dazai's husband: good.
luka stan: sniffles
luka stan: NEXT...
luka stan:
luka stan: average me sweep!! thank you all for this honor..
dazai's husband: the way theyre wrong
#1 opp: dazai takes turns flirting with you and blaise and occasionally draco and all of you are hot. he has pretty good taste
old ass gyaru meiko stan: how do you know hes hot
#1 opp: dw about that bro
dazai's husband: yeah dw about that
old ass gyaru meiko stan: ...
#1 opp: !!!
luka stan: at least no one said ron...
#1 opp: whoever said me is right btw!! i have lovely taste
luka stan: aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh aishite aishite aishite motto motto
pranks and chaos #2: what
dazai's husband: ignore him
luka stan: RUDE!!! next ig...
luka stan:
luka stan: thanks guys
dazai's husband: cant argue with this one you all are right
luka stan: ikr lol
#1 opp: yeah we know
luka stan: bro thinks she knows whats behind the doors...
dazai's favorite: ?
dazai's husband: lol!!!
#1 opp: WHAT
luka stan: WHAT HAHA
luka stan: oh my god i loooove french people who wants to speak french to me
dazai's husband: no
luka stan: why
dazai's husband: BECAUSE YOURE WEIRD
luka stan: i am NOT!!
dazai's husband: im gonna kick u thru another wall btw
old ass gyaru meiko stan: what...
luka stan: dont threaten me with a good time
dazai's husband: OH MY GOD
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