dazai loses his airpods... (insert sad sound effect)
hell's hounds (and pansy)
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): hello gang!! I LOST MY FUCKING AIRPODS
jokes and tricks #2: what are airpods
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): EARBUDS
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): TO LISTEN TK MUSIC.
freaky rat owner: How did you manage that
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): ummm
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): imagine like a big bus ok
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): and you ummm rent the bus.
library dweller: Hi Dazai! Like the Knight Bus?
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): YES LIKE THE KNIFHT BUS
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): so you can’t get in touch with the person who owns the bus right.
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): but all buses are rented under a company so you can find the bus company to TRY and find what you lost
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): that’s me.
second in command: How did you end up leaving them?
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )):@dazai’s HOT AS FUCK french partner it’s this idiot's fault
dazai’s HOT AS FUCK french partner: lmfao nuh uh
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): it literally was you fucking bitch.
dazai’s HOT AS FUCK french partner: your fault for not paying attention
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): you were distracting me.
won’t associate with me: what
dazai’s HOT AS FUCK french partner: it’s because i’m just extremely hot and you couldn’t focus obviously
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): yeah basically
dazai’s HOT AS FUCK french partner: oh!
dazai’s HOT AS FUCK french partner: yuck!
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): i’m feeling romantical come give me a kiss babe
dazai’s HOT AS FUCK french partner: OK WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK STAY AWAY FROM ME
bitch: what the hell
bitch: dazai what
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): what
jokes and tricks #2: im telling your dad what 😭😭😭😭
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): HES NOT MY DAD I SWEAAAAAAAAAAAR
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): we are never beating the allegations holy shit
bitch: SHUT UP
bitch: first of all your story is too complicated what are you even talking about
bitch: second of all why are you on a bus
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): ok so
dazai’s HOT AS FUCK french partner: shut up you bandaged lunatic
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): woah yes sir
dazai’s HOT AS FUCK french partner: sir is crazyyyy
dazai’s HOT AS FUCK french partner: anyways here i’ll make this easier
dazai’s HOT AS FUCK french partner: dazai here was in a car
dazai’s HOT AS FUCK french partner: which is similar to a bus but uhh
dazai’s HOT AS FUCK french partner: smaller!
dazai’s HOT AS FUCK french partner: and so our stupid ass dazai was in this car with his phone and airpods in his pockets
dazai’s HOT AS FUCK french partner: we get out of the car
dazai’s HOT AS FUCK french partner: and like an hour later he’s like “whoops i think i left my airpods in the car” AND WE’RE LIKE 3 HOURS AWAY FROM WHERE THE CAR IS WHEN WE LOOK
dazai’s HOT AS FUCK french partner: so yeah. it’s his fault for dropping them out of his pocket
bitch: how the hell can someone be so stupid.
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): im not ok...
bitch: why were you on a bus
bitch: or in a car
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): field trip
dazai's HOT AS FUCK french partner: "field trip" 😭😭😭😭👎👎👎👎💀💀💀💀
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽°)): shhhhhhhhhhh
bitch: wow.
bitch: also
bitch: i still don’t know who you are
dazai’s HOT AS FUCK french partner: 🤫
bitch: ok then.
second in command: I hope you find them, Dazai.
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): aaaaaaah blaise is so nice to me
library dweller: I hope so too, Dazai! Let me know if you need help!
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): hermione were literally in a different continent now
library dweller: I know, I mean like moral support!
won’t associate with me: i think we should address the sparkles in the cauldron.
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): SPARKLES IN THE CAULDRON
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): IM FUCKING CRYING i’m using that on snape
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): continue
library dweller: What?
won’t associate with me: dazai your so called “hot as fuck french partner”
won’t associate with me: who’s that
jokes and tricks #2: agreed who is that
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): NO ONE
bitch: tell us i swear to merlin
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): why is everything merlin with you wizards jeez its so cringe
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): anyways it’s a secret
jokes and tricks #1: WHYYYY TELL US ARENT WE YOUR bestest friends ever.
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): …
jokes and tricks #2: are we not
jokes and tricks #1: we’ve been betrayed
second in command: Guys, he doesn’t have to tell if he doesn’t want to.
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): blaise i love you
bitch: ew???
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): ok don’t make it weird
second in command: ?
freaky rat owner: Well he’s in our gang chat shouldn’t he apart of our gang then
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): hmmm
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): hes an honorary member
dazai’s HOT AS FUCK french partner: am i now
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): cram it slug
dazai’s HOT AS FUCK french partner: watch your mouth i’ll beat your ass
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): uh huh…
jokes and tricks #2: slug is crazy
jokes and tricks #1: who is slug
library dweller: I have a question!
freaky rat owner: For who
library dweller: The person Dazai called slug.
dazai’s HOT AS FUCK french partner: oh yikes. what’s up
library dweller: You’re French, correct?
dazai’s HOT AS FUCK french partner: youre smart as hell girl howd you know
library dweller: Are you a wizard?
dazai’s HOT AS FUCK french partner: sadly
library dweller: Do you go to Beauxbatons?
jokes and tricks #2: WAIT HERMIONE YOURE SO RIGHT
dazai’s HOT AS FUCK french partner: sadly.
library dweller: Why sadly?
dazai’s HOT AS FUCK french partner: because if i didn’t go there i wouldn’t have met dazai
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): lies
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): would’ve found you someday
dazai’s HOT AS FUCK french partner: why is that lowkey one of the nicest things that has ever been said to me
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): ...ok bro
dazai’s HOT AS FUCK french partner: ...
bitch: ok then.
jokes and tricks #1: dazai are you gay
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): HELLO?
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): WHERE DID THIS COME FROM.
jokes and tricks #1: forget i asked!!
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): nah nah nah wait
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): i’m not gay 🤨
bitch: you act gay
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): I DO NOT??
won’t associate with me: a little
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): ok then goodbye ig. since you all want to be mean.
bitch: why do our conversations always end with you running away
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): YOU GUYS ARE MEAN GOODBYE.
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dazai's HOT AS FUCK french partner: you have some really odd friends
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): you cant be judging chuuya you dont have friends
dazai's HOT AS FUCK french partner: OK KYS IG.
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): 🥺🥺🥺🥺
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