dazai get his phone stolen and hell's hounds argue about fashion
hell’s hounds (and pansy)
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): i NEED to be dead rn
second in command: Please don’t say that.
bitch: do it
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): OK.
bitch:🖕
second in command: Dazai please don’t kill yourself.
won’t associate with me: pansy what the fuck
bitch: what did i do
library dweller: I really don’t like this. Pansy, please don’t tell Dazai to kill himself!
jokes and tricks #1: WOAH WOAH WOOOOAH DONT BE MEAN TO SNAKEY
jokes and tricks #2: i agree! don’t tell our little brother to kill himself
freaky rat owner: Woah
freaky rat owner: Dazai why do you need to be dead
library dweller: Yeah, you can talk to us!!
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): ummgsekae
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): sorry dazdiefsg a liyelle bsuty rnw aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHHHHHHHHHHH
bitch: who the fuck
second in command: ???
jokes and tricks #2: WOAH THERE
jokes and tricks #1: hello sailor!
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): ohhhh atrtwejrtyet you the gingjherts
jokes and tricks #1: US??
jokes and tricks #2: US??
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): um
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): yes gingertg twism
freaky rat owner: Who are you
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): nooiiiiiihj
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )) added french hoe
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )) changed french hoe’s name to dazai’s HOT AS FUCK french partner
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): seewfj yaaa
won’t associate with me: what the fuck?
second in command: Dazai?
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): sorry gang a bitch stole my phone. i was fighting him for it
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): anyways
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): pansy telling people to kill themselves is mean ❤️❤️
bitch: who ever said i was nice
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): umm my sweet dreams
bitch: why do you dream about me.
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): i was making a reference but ok!
bitch: to what.
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): ur a pure blood supremacist you wouldn’t understand
bitch: you can’t spell bro
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): I CAN SHIT UP TUOU VITVH
bitch: sorry i can’t read your not spelled correctly words
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): lowkey how the fuck do i live with you
bitch: didn’t you literally move out of the slytherin dorms 💀💀💀
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): uh yeah?? because i can actually sleep in the club room???
bitch: GOOD WE DONT WANT YOU IN THE DORMS.
bitch: i swear ur gonna kill someone else
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): naaaah i wont kill anyone else wdym
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): that was self defense and you know it
bitch:👎👎
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): i regret teaching you emojis
bitch: 🖕🖕
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): speaking of emojis i remember i was in the mall once shopping right.
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): and there were some gyarus there AND THEY THOUGHT I WAS A GIRL BC I HADNT CUT MY HAIR IN A WHILE and they tried to recruit me to be a gyaru too…
bitch: wtf is a gyaru LMFAOOO 😭💀
jokes and tricks #1: is that like a nationality for women or something
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): ITS A CLOTHING AND MAKEUP STYLE???
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): wait
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )):gyarufashion.png
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )):gyarumakeup.png
won’t associate with me: why are they freaky looking
library dweller: Awww, they’re adorable!
jokes and tricks #2: would kill to see dazai in a look like that to be honest
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): ok buddy
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): anyways draco you’re just used to “normal looking” people gyarus are cool
won’t associate with me: dude what is up with their faces???
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): ITS MAKEUP?? it’s literally a style you guys r hatersssss
jokes and tricks #1: i think its pretty cool
second in command: It’s very unique. In a good way.
bitch: wtf is that
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): slytherins are haters hello??? (other than blaise)
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): blaise you’re my favorite don’t tell pansy or draco
bitch: i’m right here??
second in command: Thank you, Dazai.
won’t associate with me: after all i’ve done for you…
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): IM THE ONE ALWAYS DOING STUFF FOR YOU I SAVED YOU FROM A TROLL 😭😭😭😭👎👎👎👎
won’t associate with me: OK AND I LITERALLY GAVE YOU YOUR PLACE IN SLYTHERIN FIRST YEAR IF IT WASNT FOR ME NONE OF THIS WOULD BE HAPPENING
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): tomatoes for all the slytherins 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅 other than blaise 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
bitch: you piss me off dazai
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): uhhh good!
library dweller: Are we really glossing over what happened earlier?
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): what happened earlier....
library dweller: The person who stole your phone?
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): ohhh right
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): dont worry abt that i have mean friends
jokes and tricks #1: nah wait what
dazai (the demon student ☆⌒(≧▽° )): IDK WHAT UR TALKING ABOUT
second in command: ???
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