Lucious: Disgusting.
Voldemort: Ship.
Harry: I second that.
Dumbledore: What.
Mr and Ms Granger: Wtffff!!! EW OUR DAUGHTER AINR DAYING NO SON OF A BUTCH
Ron: t-t-yhats a literal Adult!!!!
Me: …Well, TECHNIXALLY, *takes out anti shipper arguments refutal page and flips the book.*
Hermione: I Ship.
Narcissa/: Eq Ewwww. Thats my Sister.
Dumbledore : hold up, wiat WHAT. Did hermione just say ‘I ship’…?
*Everyone turns their head to look at hermionw *
Hermione: ITS CANON GIYS!!
Bellatrix: I Love jer. Even tjo shes a child,
Me woth the anyishipper argusments refusal book: Hem hem hem, )bevq (bevomes umbridge for a .. for a minute or second.)
Bellatrix: And a Mudbloodz. But shes MY mud blood.
Me: ship.
Mr Weasely: HQ WHAT
Me Grangee ME MR GRANGER: WHAAAYT…
Ms granger: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT…
Dumbledore and Lucious and Ron: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!
Shippers: HQA WHATTTTT!!! *out of joy*
Me: Wrf! (Happy tears) 🥹
Voldemort and Harry: *kissing in the bqckground.*