love does the job
HOGWARTS HOES
Pandora: (pan)dora
Evan: rose/ rosie
Barty: bert/ barts
Dorcas: cas
Marlene: marls
James: jamie
Sirius: siri/gay
Remus: remus
Peter: pete
Regulus: regulus a. black/ reg
Benjy: ben
Mary: mar
Emmeline: emme
Alice: al
Frank: frank
Lily: lils
Emma: em
em: when a gay person says: ‘wait no because like’ they’re about to say the most bizarre thing you’ve ever heard
cas: emma
??
marls: why do you text this minutes after you talked to me
hello?
(pan)dora: wait no bc like why is this exactly how I talk?
reg: girl 💀
marls: also
I got dress coded today
because my skirt was too shirt
yeah thanks
I used your dick as inspiration 🥰
Bert: LMAO
lils: VILE
remus: I’ll let you know mine is a perfectly reasonable size
thank you very much
jamie: can confirm
siri: AYO
WHAT??
BROTHERS FROM ANOTHER MOTHER
star: uhm
james
sun: yeah padfoot?
star: details
?
please
sun: NO WAY
WAHAHAH
star: DONT LAUGH AT ME
BITCH
HOGWARTS HOES
reg: what about James’s
?
asking for a friend
mar: wow
ship
🥰🥰🥰
lils: what friend?
bert: he doesn’t have any
reg: shut up you twink
jamie: oh
hello
I never measured it sorry
reg: SORRY
DORCAS TOOK MY PHONE
rose: me when I lie
cas: tf no I didn’t?
marls: CAUGHT IN 4K
SLYTHERIN SKITTLES
reg: AH
BITCHES
HELP
crouch: sucks to be you
dora: you’re down baddddd
reg: I know
but he’s just so
rosie: please keep the james potter rants to yourself
I’m tired of them
dork: agreed
reg: fml
MARAUDERS
siri: imagine being a furry
remus: imagine not getting hugged as a kid
jamie: the girls are fighting again
remus: ok mister not such an inconspicuous crush on someone’s little brother
siri: who’s brother?
jamie: no one’s brother?
I don’t know what he’s on about
remus: I won’t hesitate to scream it out right here and now
jamie: no no I’m sorry
my bad my bad
HOGWARTS HOES
reg: having abusive parents is kind of funny
like
why do you have beef with me?
IM A CHILD
I LOVE YOU
bert: do you want my therapists number?
reg: no
(pan)dora: YOU FINALLY FOUND A THERAPIST
???
bert: what do you mean FINALLY?????
sirius: I love you reg
reg: you have nothing to do with this
slut
go ride lupin or sum
I love you too.
remus: why me?
mar: gasp
screenshotting
reg: DONT YOU DARE
PLEASE
mar: do you ever feel like kissing girls
?
lils: yeah
bert: no
jamie: no
siri: what?
james?
what about lily
jamie: over it
sorry lils
love you ❤️
lils: omg
thank goodness
thank you james
SKITTLES
reg: oh my fucking god
my cousin
GOT A GIRLFRIEND
SHE IS A LESBIAN
crouch: Bellatrix?
no fucking way
reg: no
cissa
AND ITS A GRYFFINDOR
IEIEIEIEIE
dora: oh
tell her congrats
!!
crouch: I’ve never seen regulus so exited before
what the actual fuck
he scares me like this
dork: go black family destroyers
‼️‼️‼️
crouch: where is ev
?
he hasn’t been online for quite a while now
dora: oh!
yeah he’s sick
he’s in the infirmary
crouch: oh
omg
omw there now
wtffff
dora: please don’t.
he doesn’t want you to see him like this
reg: too late
dork: yep
dora: what?
dork: he just sprinted off
it wouldn’t surprise me if he’s almost there already
nvm reg stopped him
crouch: bitches
dora: 🥰🏳️🌈
crouch: UHM???
🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
HOGWARTS HOES
lils: what role does a squid have in the ecosystem
??
mar: SQUIRTERRRR
marls: yes?
you called
bert: what in the lesbians is going on here
reg: help
shopping list: bleach
rose: I hope you die
bert: ROSIE
HI LOVE
HOW ARE YOU??
rose: shut the fuck up
goodnight
jamie: ouch.
that one was harsh
you okay crouch?
bert: I’m fine what do you mean
??
marls: DID ANYONE ELSE SEE SNAPES TWEET
???
cas: no
do enlighten me
marls: OKAY SO
pandora has she/they in her bio right?
snape posted a tweet saying: “she/they” in rosiers bio, there’s only one gender
HE PROBABLY JUST MADE A TYPO
but then pandora commented being like: there’s only one now? they are really taking them out one by one
HE WAS SILENCED
jamie: GO DORA
reg: good job.
(pan)dora: :)))
EVAN AND BARTY
barty: ev
eeeeeevvyyyyyy
rose
rosieeeee
loveeee
ev: what?
barty: ah
love did the job
will remember that one
ev: ok
get to the point
barty: first of all
are you okay?
second of all
the second you get out of the infirmary I want to talk to you about something
ev: I’m good
thank you for asking bart
just a little fever
will prob be back in the dorms by tomorrow morning
barty: thank goodness
I miss you ev
ev: I miss you too.
iwl
barty: awww
<333
ev: well
bye
barty: NO NO NO
WAIT A MINUTE
ev: ??
barty: SEND THEM BACK
I WANT HEARTS BACK
ev: no
bye
<3
SKITTLES
dora: hi lovely’s
how is everyone doing?
I just went to see evan
he is not doing too well, but it will pass
he had things like this a lot when he was younger so we have nothing to worry about!
the last time they took his temperature it was 0,8 degrees less then the time before!!
he is at 39,9 degrees now
goodnight everyone I just wanted to update you on his situation
I know you care
🤍 :)