cygnus?
SKITTLES
Crouch: dora?
Dora what?
Is anyone with him?
Hello?
Istg
Im going there now
Crouch: okay update
I stayed the whole day
He is grumpy af
But he is doing better
Dora: : )
Crouch: screamed at me though.
Dork: no shit
He always does
Crouch: it was different this time
He seemed genuinely upset at me
Dora: what did you do?
Crouch: WHY DOES EVERYONE ALWAYS SUSPECTS THAT IM THE PERSON WHO DID SOMETHING WRONG???
I disrespected his wishes
Dork: there we go
Crouch: he asked me not to come
But i didnt listen
So maybe he does have a good reason to scream at me
Idk
Hey
Where is reg?
Dork: probably shagging potter
Reg: oi
No
Wtf
Im here
I would never
Ew
Crouch: THE NILE IS A RIVER IN EGYPT
Dork: REGULUS LIKES POTTER
Reg: stfu you bitches
Dora: defensive
???
HOGWARTS HOES
Ben: is wanting to fuck a fictional character weird?
Siri: no not at all
I had an imaginary friend
Called cygnus
I wanted to fuck him all the time
I was deeply in love with him
Nothing weird about that
Reg: sirius
Cygnus was our great uncle
Marls: POLICE SOUNDS
Mar: products of incest
Jamie: sirius is sticking to the family tradition
Pete: toujours pur ig
Siri: OI STOP BULLYING
THIS IS CHILD ABUSE
Reg: should be used to that
Marls: VILE
Bert: getting hit by a car is kinda fun fr fr
Like an action movie
Rolling through dah hood
Rose: what?
Barty what?
Please tell me this hasnt happened and was just something you were thinking about
What?
Bert: driver was acting like she killed me or sum
Crying and everything
Got to the hospital
Asked me to rate the pain from 1-10
I said 37
Nurse started screaming
IM GETTING THAT MORPHINE ONE WAY OR ANOTHER
Reg: istg
Barty
What hospital
Were on the way
Bert: uhm somewhere in mexico
Cas: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MEXICO
HOW DID YOU GET THERE
Bert: no comment.
Marls: HAH
Suck to be you motherfuckers
MARAUDERS
Prongs: i kind of have a crush on someone but im scared to say who it is
Wormy: tell us prongsssss
Pads: rip of the bandaid
Prongs: its regulus
Pads: aaaaand
Put it back on
HOGWARTS HOES
Reg: i got my healthy appendix removed to show my other organs not to fuck with me.
Siri: you need sirius help
Reg: stfu
Also
I just had another realisation
Enemies to lovers is only good if its gay. If i wanted to see a man and a woman yell at eachother i would just go to dinner with my parents
Cas: come to the common room
Evan and barty are always fighting
Bert: now were not?
Rose: yes we are.
Bert: oh
yes we are
Reg: wtf??
People actually tell their crushes they like them??
Jamie: yeah?
What do you do?
Reg: i die
Lmao
What kind of question is that