milking
HOGWARTS HOES
Pandora: (pan)dora
Evan: rose/ rosie
Barty: bert/ barts
Dorcas: cas
Marlene: marls
James: jamie
Sirius: siri/gay
Remus: remus
Peter: pete
Regulus: regulus a. black/ reg
Benjy: ben
Mary: mar
Emmeline: emme
Alice: al
Frank: frank
Lily: lils
Emma: em
Bert: excuse me mister rosier
Have you been arrested?
Rose: huh
What ?
How did you know
Bert: i was going to say...
Its illegal to be this hot
...
But what did you do?
Rose: aggravated assault
Regulus a. black: oh yeah
Okay
*(pan)dora changed regulus a. black to reg*
*(pan)dora changed gay to siri*
Siri: thankyou dora
The sweetest
(pan)dora: <3
MARAUDERS
Prongs: guys guys guys
Im going to flirt with regulus
Shoot my shot yeah
Listen to this
Padfoot: ew
My baby brother
Prongs: he is 16
??
But listen
Moony: were listening prongs
Wormy: go ahead
Prongs: in this world its getting milked or milking
And he will be like
Youre so smart
Padfoot: yes prongs!
Thats great!!
Moony: ...
Wormy: i woudnt send that if i were you...
Prongs: why not?
: (
Padfoot: PLEASE PRONGS DO SEND IT
ASTRONOMY (REMUS AND SIRIUS)
Remmy: ...
Why are you making him believe that is a good think to send
To fucking regulus black
Siri: erm
Keeping him away from my brother probably
Remmy: fair
Tbh
HOGWARTS HOES
Jamie: in this world
It is milking or getting milked
Reg: what does this mean
?
Jamie: im coming to milk you.
Reg: WHAT
Marls: EW WTF
Siri: JAMES??
Cas: ISTG
Emme: BYE
Jamie: great rizz
Right padfoot?
Siri: erm...
Yes...
Great prongs
You go girl
Reg: im traumatized
Jamie: what!
Why?
Reg: uhm
Bert: guys
Cas: oh no
Bert: rude
But
French is such a gay language
Motherfuckers be like ‘oh la la’
What do you like? Men?
Siri: yeah im gay you fucking stupid git
Reg: i do like men for your information
Do you know who i hate though?
You.
Bert: this message was meant for your brother
...
But ok.
Siri: OI
Reg: i just ordered brownies
Jamie: i wish that i would be those brownies
: (
Rose: wtf?
Why?
Jamie: so i can hang out in his tummy
<3333
Reg: tf did you just say to me?
SLYTHERIN SKITTLES
Reg: i need help
Please
Crouch: no.
This is entertaining
Reg: fuck you
bitch
HOGWARTS HOES
Reg: imagine being named bartemius crouch jr 💀💀💀
Bert: imagine listening to sad boy music every morning while taking hours to get your curls to fall perfect to impress your brothers best friend
Siri: WHAT DID YOU SAY
Reg: first of all: conan gray and billie eillish arent sad boy music, they are just sad music without a gender
AND CHAPELL RONAN AND OLIVIA RODRIGO ARE NOT SAD WHAT?
Second of all: shut the fuck up sirius you lesbo
Siri: oi what the fuck
Little minx
Bert: i just lost a sims game
Thanks to an amber alert
I hope the person stays missing
Jamie: OI I WAS THE ONE THAT WAS MISSING
Bert: my point still stands.
Rose: how do you lose a sims game
?