The Fight For The Fox
Gambler: Sally I fucking hate you!
Arson: Oooh someone’s in trouble!
Feathers: What did I do?!
Gambler: You introduced me to Leo and now I’ve grown attached!
Slime: Yeah besties!
Feathers: How is that my fault?
Gambler: I don’t know but I’ve chosen to blame you so deal with it
Feathers: Unbelievable!
Gambler: Leo is my son now, I am a mother
Slime: Julian I’m older than you
Gambler: Doesn’t matter
Gambler: And as a side note I’m adopting Callum as well
SnowFox: What?
Feathers: What?!
Gambler: You are my son now
Slime: Having a brother would be nice
SnowFox: Why does everyone try and adopt me?!
SnowFox: First Sally and now you?
SnowFox: What the hell!
HellsReject: It probably has to do with the sad orphan vibes you give off
SnowFox: …
SnowFox: I fucking hate it here
Feathers: Callum is my son you can’t have him, Julian!
Gambler: You don’t deserve him!
SnowFox: Don’t I get a say in this?!
Feathers: What do you mean I don’t deserve him?!
Gambler: You're a bird and he’s a fox clearly your both from two different worlds and therefore I should have custody
Feathers: You're also a bird! What the hell! Where is your brian?! You dumb duck!
Gambler: How dare you!
SnowFox: …
SnowFox: Briar will you adopt me?
Thorns: Of course Callum
Feathers: WHAT?!
Gambler: WHAT?!
Boom!: Oh plot twist!
Feathers: Briar you bastard you can’t just steal my son!
Gambler: He’s my son and you can’t take him from me!
Thorns: Watch me
HellsReject: I’m going to go get popcorn
Money: Same
The“Innocent”One: Welcome to the family Callum!
SnowFox: Thanks Delia
Feathers: Cordelia! Do not side with the heathens!
The“Innocent”One: Would you rather I adopt Callum then?
Feathers: NO!
Harvey: Wait we can adopt Callum?
Harvye: I call dibs!
Harvey: Also
Harvey Changed Their Username To CatMaid
Gambler: Shut up Harvey I called dibs first!
Feathers: No you didn’t!
BloodGod: No one’s allowed to take the fox when I’ve finally gotten attached
Gambler: And what are you going to do? Adopt him?
BloodGod: …
BloodGod: Yes
Money: This is better than reality TV
WannabeAlien: Sebastian you ass share the popcorn
Money: Yeah yeah whatever now sshh
FlowerCrown: You're in the same room why are you texting?
Money: Ssshhh
WannabeAlien: Ssshhh
BiggestMan!: No one’s allowed to adopt Callum he’s mine!
Feathers: You're a child you don’t get a say in the matter
BiggestMan!: FUCK YOU SALLY! HE LIKES ME MORE!
Feathers: NO HE DOESN’T!
Gambler: HE LIKES ME BEST!
Thorns: Seeing as he asked me to adopt him I’d say he likes me best
Feathers: SHUT UP BRIAR!
BiggestMan!: SHUT UP BRIAR!
Gambler: SHUT UP BRIAR!
VoidChaser: What kind of chaos have you started Callum?
SnowFox: I don’t know but I fucking love it
Boom!: Forget all of you Vesper and I are going to adopt Callum!
MemoryWho?: We are?
MemoryWho?: I mean yes we are!
BiggestMan!: THEO HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME?!
Boom!: Sorry not sorry Ez!
Arson: No Julian, Eric and I are adopting him!
WhenAmI?: I’ve always wanted a son!
Gambler: Hell yeah we have the majority we win!
Feathers: That’s not how it works!
The“Innocent”One: And this isn’t some kind of game
CatMaid: I don’t know it kinda feels like one
MemoryWho?: Yeah
Boom!: Ezran, Ezekiel join forces with us and we can win!
WannabeAlien: I’m down!
BiggestMan!: CALLUM WILL BE OURS!
CrowFather: Will you feral children stop trying to adopt Callum?
BusinessRam: Don’t stop them Cyrus this is hilarious
Feathers: NEVER! I WILL BE VICTORIOUS!
CrowFather: I can’t even be surprised at this point
CrowFather: I hope your happy Callum
SnowFox: I have never felt so loved in my entire life