one morning, ron woke up, but there was a surprise awaiting him. dobby was in his face.
“hey, pookie bear,” ron groaned. there was a faint blush across his cheeks.
“hi alpha dwaddy>.<” dobby replied, so kawaii and sweetly.
ron pulled dobby in for a nice warm hug, olaf style. dobby resisted, before collapsing in ron's arms. ron ran his fingers through dobbys long, luscious hair.dobby placed sweet, passionate kisses across ron's jaw.
“dwaddy, pls kis me more” dobby moaned
“princess needs to be patient,” ron replied, taking dobbys hand in his own.
as the two continued their passionate make out session, a noise could be heard from the next room over. hermione was home. ron immediately pushed dobby away, hiding him under the covers. hermione walked into the room, shouting at the top of her lungs.
“RONALD WEASLEY, IS THIS WHAT YOUVE BEEN DOING WITH YOUR FREE TIME?? CHEATING ON ME WITH A HOUSE ELF. ARE YOU SERIOUS??”
ron started to shiver in his timbers.
“AVADA KEDAVRA” hermione screeched, pointing her wand towards ron. dobby emerged from under the covers, frightened.
“YOU…” hermione shouted in anguish. she dropped her wand, realisation dawning over her. she took a knife from the bedside table, impaling her heart.
dobby looked HORRIFIED. he took the same knife hermione killed herself with, and lined it up with his heart.
“i'll see you in the next life, my love and joy, alpha dwaddy……” dobby said, before stabbing himself.
in the end, the 3 bodies remained there for the rest of time, since no one cared enough about any of them to realize they were dead. not even their good friend, harry potter, was kind enough to notice.