red liquid's superpower? raism
104TH YAHHH
Monday at 10:23 AM
Connie: Guys
Connie: i have an announcement
Reiner: I’m terrified
Marco: Me too
Connie: 🙁
Marco: I’m sorry :(
Connie: it’s okay i like you too much to stay upset
Eren: keep talking tho I want to hear the announcement
Connie: so.
Connie: i miss our minecraft server
Eren: THE MOST BASED SENTENCE TO HAVE EVER LEFT YOUR MOUTH
Jean: no bc i have to agree with eren why did we even stop playing
Armin: We were victims of the 2 week Minecraft curse
Connie: WE WERE AND WE SHOULD BRING THE SERVER BACK
Connie: i’m logging onto aternos rn trust
Jean: bet i’ll join give the ip
Reiner: I’m not in class yet, so I can probably join
Ymir: fuck it let me in as well
Connie: i love u guys ur my favorites
Connie: i’ll dm u 3
Connie: and sasha obviously
Sasha: ( ≧ᗜ≦)
🐈⬛🐎
Monday at 11:50 AM
Mika: Are you playing minecraft in the middle of Professor Erwin’s lecture?
Jean: i can explain
Jean: in my defense
Jean: wait where tf are you sitting right now i thought you weren’t here
Mika: I was late, forgot my ID and couldn’t return to my room without it.
Jean: ah fuck ok yeah I see you
Jean: in my defense connie said we should bring it back
Mika: I’m not going to snitch, I’m more just surprised.
Jean: …do you want the ip?
Mika:
Mika: Maybe.
Mika: Not right now, though.
Jean: sounds good
Jean: how much of class did you miss? I have notes from earlier
Mika: Ah, I only got here a few minutes ago.
Mika: I’d appreciate that.
Jean: i’ll give you my notebook after class
Mika: Thank you, Jean.
[👍x1]
Mika: Thank you for the notes again
Jean: anytime mika!!
Jean: u let me see urs whenever i miss class its literally the least i can do
Mika: I guess that’s fair, but still.
Mika: I just keep forgetting other people actually care about note taking.
Mika: I'm used to Eren giving zero regards to it.
Jean: tbh i only started doing it this year
Jean: gotta lock in if i want to pass lol
Mika: You never told us what you were majoring in.
Jean: tbh
Jean: I never really figured it out it's kinda just like. basic classes n the little things i like
Jean: wasn't ready to pick
Mika: I understand. I think a lot of us went in undecided. Me as well
Mika: Also, Jean?
Jean: yup?
Mika: You were drawing on your notes
Jean: oh yeah
Jean: mb sorry
Mika: Shush
Jean: girl 😒
Mika: Sorry
Mika: Anyway
Mika: I think your art is lovely.
Mika: I know you stopped showing a lot of us once we got to highschool, but you’ve improved a lot, it’s very nice to see again.
Jean: oh
Jean: thank you mikasa
Jean: i actually appreciate that more than u think 😭
[❤️x1]
wlw & mlm solidarity
Monday at 3:35 PM
Ymir: hey
Ymir: u busy
Reiner: I’m in Calculus right now
Ymir: ugh
Ymir: nvm then
Reiner: What’s up? Everything ok?
Ymir: ugh
Ymir: yknow my whole like
Ymir: cult thing?
Reiner: I believe so, yeah
Ymir: some of the old parishioners are on campus preaching today
Ymir: and it’s kinda freaking me out
Ymir: i’m stuck in the library bc they’re gathered outside
Reiner: Did you want me to come walk you to your dorm?
Ymir: yeah but ur busy
Ymir: don’t worry about it I’ll just wait
Reiner: Fuck that
Reiner: Dok records his classes, I’ll be right there.
Ymir: your mom will throw a fit if you ruin your perfect attendance or whatever
Reiner: And I’ll deal with her when the time comes
Reiner: I’m headed over now
Ymir: bitch
Ymir: thank you
Reiner: Anytime
Reiner: Would you want me to stay until Historia’s back?
Ymir: that’d be nice yeah
Ymir: bring ur laptop so we can steal connie’s diamonds
Reiner: If he realizes it was us, I’m blaming you
Ymir: I’ll just blame Jean lmao
Paradis’ PR Nightmare
Monday at 4:13 PM
Specs!!!: heeeeyyyyyyy Leviiii
Levi: What did you do.
Specs!!!: I didn’t even say anything yet?? 🙁
Specs!!!: You wound me.
Specs!!!: Erwin’s been asking for your number, could I give him it?
Levi: What.
Specs!!!: You’re one of the only ones not in our little adult group chat! It’s for stuff outside of work, you know?
Specs!!!: It’s mostly just me, Mike, and Erwin
Specs!!!: And since you’ve been talking with us a little more he thought it’d be good to bring you in :)
Levi: Oh.
Specs!!!: Sorry to disappoint with the reason <3
Specs!!!: But this does get you Erwin’s number 😏
Levi: Tch
Levi: Quiet. We’re just friends.
Specs!!!: You sure like to find reasons to linger around his room though!
Levi: Just give him my damn number.
Specs!!!: There's nothing wrong with a little friendly crush on Erwinnnn
Specs!!!: He pat you on the back and you didn't even bat an eye
Specs!!!: You don't even let me do that 😔
Levi: I'm going to block you
Specs!!!: BE WHO YOU AREEEE🏳🌈🏳🌈🏳🌈
Levi muted Paradis’ PR Nightmare
Adult Corner!!🥂
Monday at 4:25PM
Erwin added Levi Ackerman
Levi Ackerman changed their name to Levi
Levi: Hello.
Hange: SHORT STACK ARRIVES!!!
Mike: Ackerman
Levi: ..?
Mike: I actually wasn’t aware that was your last name
Erwin: Honestly, I wasn’t as well.
Levi: I never saw a reason to bring it up.
Hange: I mean. It’s a last name, Levi, those are usually used!
Erwin: I guess that explains why the students only call you Levi.
Mike: Hold on
Mike: Are you and Mikasa Ackerman related?
Levi: I’m her legal guardian, yeah.
Levi: Same with Yeager.
Mike: Damn.
Mike: Had no idea.
Hange: Iiiii diddddd >:)
Hange: Oh hey, that explains why you don’t like that Zackly’s hiring Zeke.
Levi: He’s actually wha.
Hange:
Hange: I’m starting to think I wasn’t supposed to tell you that!
Erwin: I’m assuming there’s some tension there?
Levi: Tch.
Erwin: I’ll take that as a yes.
Hange:Oops
Hange: ANYHOW
Hange: You should join us for drinks on Friday, Levi!
Erwin: That would be nice, yes.
Levi: Sure.
Hange: 🥳
104TH YAHHH
Monday at 7:00PM
Eren: @Connie if you don’t share that server ip I’ll kill you
Connie: ITS ON THE DISCORD SO WE CAN CALL WHILE WE PLAY🙏
Bertholdt: Is it group Minecraft time?
Connie: yk what fuck yeah everyone get on if you can
Connie: who’s comin
Sasha: u already KNOW I’m in
Jean: i’ve been online for hours
Reiner: Same with me and Ymir
Mikasa: I may join. I don’t have discord though.
Connie: it’s ok boo I’ll dm u it
Armin: she can just talk through my mic LET ME IN TOO!!
Connie: bet everyone hop in general vc 😘
Marco: AHH AM I TOO LATE TO JOIN?
Jean: hell nah you’re fine get on in here
Jean: Ymir’s hunting Armin for sport
Mikasa: It’s quite entertaining.
Historia: AHH I’m almost out of class, when I’m back to my dorm I’ll join!!
Connie: BET
Connie: hold on I’ll give someone admin to whitelist you i gotta pick up my dinner 🔥
Bertholdt: Connie you made a mistake giving Ymir admin,,
Connie: what’d she do
Connie: I’m waiting for the elevator so i'm almost back
Eren: bro’s too lazy to climb stairs
Connie: i KNOW you’re not talking
Bertholdt: She’s developed a god complex and keeps killing us
Bertholdt: Come give us equal rights so she stops
Connie: i gotchu
Connie: They call me Henry Gerber the way i bring equal rights back to the gays of the server
Jean: WHY IS ZEKE IN THE FUCKING SERVER
Connie: we’re about to start playing among us in a minute WHO WHITELISTED HIM
Eren: my bets are on Reiner
Reiner: I haven’t spoken to your brother at all yet
Mikasa: I was assuming Sasha.
Sasha: I WOULD NEVER
Sasha: YOU KNOW ZEKE BETTER IT WAS PROBABLY YOU
Marco & Armin
Monday at 8:06 PM
Armin: I know it was you who whitelisted him
Marco: 😔 What gave me away?
Armin: I checked the logs lol
Armin: Just for you Marco, I won’t say anything 🫶
Marco: :0
Marco: How do I know this isn’t a trap?
Armin: Because you’re you and even I’d feel bad trolling you
Marco: I trust you but don’t ruin it <3
Armin: <3
104TH YAHHH
Monday at 8:30 PM
Eren: guys do i troll Zeke in revenge for him killing me
Eren: I have an idea
Marco: What is it? :0
Connie: go on
Sasha: yes
Eren: give me a bit to get something set up
Brats (+ Levi)
Monday at 8:33 PM
Eren: @Levi
Eren: I need a favor
Eren: how much do you care about Mikasa and I 😝
Levi: …
Levi: What could you possibly want an answer to that for
Eren: would you like a chance to obliterate Zeke
Levi: I’m listening.
Levi & Zeke
Monday at 9:35 PM
Zeke: I didn’t even know you knew what minecraft was
LevI: That’s on you for making an assumption.