nightmare blunt rotation
104TH YAHHH
Wednesday at 9:17 AM
Eren: losing my mind over this its so dumb im so angry
Eren: you’re telling me im in the middle of crashing out over this fuckass assignment from Shadis that’s due tonight
Eren: with my Spotify blasting Radiohead through my earbuds
Eren: so im losing my shit on the verge of crying
Eren: YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW QUICKLY I WAS PULLED OUT OF THAT MOOD WHEN MOTHERFUCKING CBAT STARTS BLASTING THROUGH MY HEADPHONES?
Jean: LMAOAOAOA
Eren: OUT OF MY FEELS SO GODDAMN FAST I CAN’T DECIDE IF IM ANGRY THAT ITS THAT EASY OR NOT
Connie: WHAT THE FUCK IS CBAT DOING ON YOUR PLAYLIST?
Eren: I WAS SHUFFLING MY LIKES WITHOUT REALIZING IT
Eren: shit was on there ironically‼️ I do NOT fuck to cbat ‼️😭
Jean: dw we know u don’t get any to fuck to cbat anyway
Eren: praying on ur downfall isn’t working anymore
Eren: if I don’t get to u first the alcohol poisoning will 🙄
Jean: calling me an alcoholic? im hurt Yeager ✊😔
Eren: yk what yeah im callin u an alcoholic horse face 😒
Connie: ladies, ladies.
Connie: you’re both ugly, calm down
Eren: ILL KILL YOU
Eren: @Sasha COME GET YOUR FREAK OF A BEST FRIEND
Sasha: no i set him loose on purpose
Sasha: he needs proper enrichment
Marco: Hi guys! Who here thinks they could survive for 10 minutes with a werewolf!
Marco: We had a conversation like this with Mx. Zoe and now I’m curious!
Ymir: is the werewolf a woman
Connie: does it have to be only 10 minutes
Bertholdt: do i get time to prepare
Armin: I second Bertholdt’s question
Marco: ..huh?
Marco: IN A FIGHT!!
Marco: COULD YOU SURVIVE IN A FIGHT FOR 10 MINUTES!!
Ymir: damn
Connie: goddamnit
Connie: no i cant survive
Armin: W,,wh
Armin: WHAT DID YOU THINK HE’D MEANT OTHER THAN FIGHT?
Bertholdt: Look at the time! I gotta get back to class!
Marco: My head is in my hands,,
Connie: in our defense
Connie: Marco you read fanfic you should know how that sounds
Marco: Fair point but still,
Eren: we’re friends with monsterfuckers bro 😭
Historia: Weirdly enough I’m not surprised?
Sasha: i’m sorry Connie i can’t defend u on this one i don’t see the appeal of werewolves
Connie: 😔
Connie: ymir and bertholdt get me
Ymir: i get u so hard
Jean: no wonder Bertholdt’s bsf is Reiner that’s the closest he can get to a real werewolf
Jean: albeit w/ less hair
Reiner: What
Reiner: What’d I miss
Connie: Nothing important 😇
Ymir: wwyd if we're fucking and i go in your ear 'grrrrr'
Historia: I'd 'grrrrrrr' back
Ymir: I’m in love with you.
Sasha: yk what could fix me
Sasha: getting ridiculously high and laying in the snow
Connie: NO BECAUSE YOU'RE SO RIGHT
Eren: The Perks of being a Wallflower core
Bertholdt: NO DON'T EVEN STARRRT BRINGING UP TPOBAW
Bertholdt: Do NOTTT
Eren: ? I’M SORRY?
Eren: did I say a sleeper agent word or smth
Annie: that movie is his favorite movie
Annie: he’d rewatch it obsessively when we were a little younger’
Bertholdt: Ezra Miller was my gay awakening and its so upsetting in hindsight but Patrick had a grip on me 😔
Armin: Is Charlie on your kinlist?
Bertholdt: You a cop?
The Flower Field
Wednesday at 12:15 PM
Sasha🌼: Can my co-worker stop coming in this early???
Sasha🌼: homie ur shift doesn’t start for hours wyd here
Mika🌺: Is he bothering you or something?
Sasha🌼: No but I’m envious that he enjoys this job. Also we’re all pretty sure he’s dating the busboy and that’s why he shows up early bc they both disappear for the two hours b4 he clocks in and our busboy clocks out
Ymir🪻: I hear gossip keep talking
Pieck🦋: Why is it only a ‘pretty sure’?
Sasha🌼: Because he’s one of those dude bros that takes protein power and insists he’s the straightest guy to grace the planet. Gym bro type shit but he’s fooling nobody
Sasha🌼:“Rise and grind” what are you grinding on? Another man?
Ymir🪻: We gotta bring back toxic masculinity because what do you mean I just ran into a guy at the campus store wearing the same shirt as me and he looked ever better in it than I did
Ymir🪻: I hunted that bitch down to get a photo with him bc I couldn’t believe it
Ymir🪻: whatthefuckbro.png
Sasha🌼: NICOLO????
104TH YAHHH
Wednesday at 4:33 PM
Connie: I think we should all get high and watch some dumb ass movies
Connie: like Kung Fu Hustle and Repo Man
Eren: where did this thought come from also I’m so down
Connie: bet @everyone WHO WANTS TO JOIN A NIGHTMARE BLUNT ROTATION
Connie: TONIGHT @ 9 IN MY DORM ME THINKS
Sasha: MY HAND IS RAISED
Jean: u already KNOW I’m down I love Kung Fu Hustle
Reiner: Yk what we ball, I’m in. Idk either of these movies btw
Bertholdt: I’ll come :D
Ymir: Ofc you’re coming bc of Reiner
Ymir: I’m so down
Marco: I’m a little intrigued,, Jean’s talked about the Kung Fu movie
Mikasa: Don’t you all have classes tomorrow?
Connie: Yes but who cares we have weird movies to watch
Eren: i don’t see the Kung Fu Hustle appeal this just looks kind of weird
Armin: This is the only time I'll tell you to trust Jean 100%
Armin: Jean knows really good movies
Eren: out of spite im not listening to you and im going to hate this movie
Eren: im a liar
Eren: this movie actually so fucking good
Jean: I KNOW RIGHT
Jean: I THOUGHT I WAS SO GOOFY WHEN I FIRST WATCHED IT
Sasha: thank u father springer for your weird bin of random movies
Connie: just wait for Repo Man
Eren: They should make a version of my life where things didn't get fucked up when I was a child
Connie: based
Ymir: based
Historia: based
Reiner: based
Bertholdt: based
Jean: based
Mikasa: Agreed
Eren: u RUINED THE CHAIN
Marco: i think my ffswht is more accurate than a shling
Marco: No one agrees with me tho :(
Annie: What.. does that mean?
Eren: Is the past tense of a grilled cheese a grilled chose
Armin: How do you even think of these ,,
Eren: the part of my subconscious that's only fuel is watching Pezzy and the gallons of monster I consume
Armin: I don't know why I ask you'll never give me a real answer
Armin: The wheel is spinning but the hamster's dead
Historia: Do you guys thing Tim and Moby explored each other's bodies?
Reiner: Absolutely.
Connie: I'd let him fiddle with my microchip
Sasha: QUICK MOVIE IDEAS
Sasha: FUNNY, SAD, HORROR, ALL ALLOWED
Jean: Shaun of the Dead
Marco: let’s rewatch the Undertale Sans Christmas Party Dub
Reiner: Oh my god
Eren: I SECOND THAT FUCK YEAH
Historia: Ernest & Celestine!!!!
Annie: I Saw The TV Glow?
Connie: omg
Sasha: I’m sorry I have to agree with the Undertale dub that’s so stupid it’s funny
Kicks & Quips
Wednesday at 11:39 PM
Connie: slamming into your dms and squinting at u,,,
Connie: I saw the tv glow huh?
Annie: Um.
Connie: (≖_≖) 🏳️⚧️?
Annie: Please do not say anything
Connie: O NO DW I won’t say shit!! I would never out someone that’s horrible
Annie: Oh. sorry, wasn’t trying to sound like I was accusing you
Connie: NO NO UR GOOD
Connie: and like
Connie: I get the immediate worry firsthand yk
Annie: I didn’t realize you were trans.
Connie: i try to be quiet about it
Connie: i’m not exactly like. The manliest man evr so i don't want to risk saying something to someone and them hearing it and being like ‘haha oh i should've known’ lmaoao
Anni: I get that.
Annie: no one would ever think that of you though, Connie
Connie: i know but I’m paranoid!!
Connie: this was a dumb direction this convo went
Connie: sorry if me clocking u was uncomfortable 😭I lowk just dont know a single cis person who knows that movie
Annie: honestly, the second you recognized it I had a feeling
Connie: see you get what I mean :)
Connie: Nice to know someone understands now tho yk?
Annie: Yeah, I do
[♥️x1]
104TH YAHHH
Thursday at 3:13 AM
Reiner: Eren just asked if Sashadoesn’t have a urethra bc shes got no gag reflex 😭
Armin: DOES HE MEAN UVULA??