flying cars, they said
104TH YAHHH
Saturday at 11:24 AM
Sasha: guys let’s all share something really stupid or really embarrassing we did once
Sasha: I’ll go first
Sasha: i once looked up “mirror” on google so i could see my reflection and check my hair n stuff
Armin: There’s NO way,,,
Sasha: DON’T BULLY ME
Sasha: I WAS DESPERATE!! IT RAINED ON MY WAY TO CLASS AND I HAD MAKEUP ON TOO!!!
Sasha: I didn't want to walk in with it ruined (╥﹏╥)
Historia: no bc i get the thought process there I understand
Bertholdt: I got my wisdom teeth out while I still lived with my grandma, so after the surgery I told her dog I’d take him outside because it had been a while since he’d gone out
Bertholdt: So he started barking at the door but I forgot I said I would take him out, and thought someone was at the door bc he was barking
Bertholdt: and I couldn't see anyone but he kept barking, and I checked like 2 more times before I got too scared and called Reiner sobbing
Eren: 😭
Ymir: HOW DRUGGED UP WERE YOU???
Reiner: I REMEMBER THAT SO VIVIDLY
Bertholdt: HE LAUGHED AT ME
Reiner: AND I FELT SO BAD FOR LAUGHING AT YOU
Annie: i’m still upset i missed that
Annie: you called me first too, i just didn’t see it
Bertholdt: I can’t lie, you not answering made me cry harder I thought the people outside got you
Armin: I just heard Annie audibly laugh across the library
Annie: You have heard nothing.
Armin: Yes ma'am.
Sasha: Do we count it if you were high and not in your right mind tho
Connie: I say no bc then I’d have a lot of stories
Jean: does that include drunk?
Connie: nah unless ur shit faced or blackout
Bertholdt: Uhhh what else do I have then
Bertholdt: I once drove through a red light, got to the other side before realizing I ran the light, and so i reversed back to the line and waited for it to turn green.
Ymir: how are you ALIVE
Bertholdt: Mostly empty road at the time so no one was coming.
Marco: i can’t lie, I’ve almost done that,,
Armin: I thought a glass door was open one time but it was closed and I ran full speed into it. It shattered
Armin: Split my lip and had to get stitches
Connie: that’s so birdcore
Connie: AYO WE FOUND ARMIN’S FURSONA 🗣️‼️
Mikasa: It’s good to mention this door was Levi’s back door. We were also 15.
Jean: LMAOAO
Jean: I THOUGHT YOU WOULD’VE BEEN YOUNGER
Armin: I LEFT THAT OUT ON PURPOSE!!!
Historia: I did that once :(
Ymir: it’s ok queen we all make mistakes
Jean: ofc you reassure her
Jean: start kissing already
Ymir: we do all the time get fucked
Historia: OH YEAH!
Historia: I just realized we never told you guys we started dating :0!
Sasha: I KNEW LESBIANS WERE REAL
Eren: been waiting for u two to do that since we were 16 💀
Reiner: YOU TOLD ME YOU WEREN’T DATING WHEN I ASKED???
Ymir: i thought lying to you was funny
Ymir: esp because you believed me
Annie: no thoughts go through Reiner’s head
Jean: Unless they’re about Bert
Reiner: Of course I think about my friend?? Also, mean
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Marco: Aww Congrats to you guys :)
Historia: Thank you Marco :D!!
Marco: As for a story umm.
Marco: Oh god this is so bad
Marco: Back before I stopped going to church with my mom, there was a pregnant woman besides us, so I congratulated her on her pregnancy.
Marco: It was a tumor :(
Eren: my jaw just dropped
Jean: oh my GOD
Bertholdt: I see why you stopped going I’d never be able to show my face there again!!
Marco: My mom apologized profusely on my behalf
Marco: BUT! Last I heard her chemo was going very well so I hope she's okay :)
Ymir: ugh ur so sweet it disgusts me
Ymir: positive intent
Historia: I sang a Doki Doki Literature Club song at a talent show once
Reiner: You could not TORTURE this information out of me
Ymir: ok even i have to laugh at u for that babe I'm sorry
Annie: which song
Historia: Just Monika ☹️
Sasha: LOWKEY i get it
Reiner: Hitch asked me for the time once so I turned my wrist to look at my watch. I was holding coffee and poured the whole thing into my lap
Annie: omg she told me about this
Reiner: The worst part??? I've never worn a watch.
Reiner: I don’t even own one
Marco: Ok but were you ok??
Bertholdt: He had second degree burns I remember the drive to the hospital
Bertholdt: You never told me how that happened though 😭
Eren: i was crossing the road once n i fell in the middle of the road and i panicked so i just started rolling to the other side
Mikasa: WHEN WAS THIS?
Armin: ALL CAPS FROM MIKASA YOU KNOW IT’S SERIOUS
Sasha: LMAOO EREN I HOPE U KNOW HOW FUNNY THAT MENTAL IMAGE IS
Sasha: JEAN AND CONNIE ARE LAUGHING SO HARD THEY’RE CHOKING
Eren: tell them to look both ways b4 they cross the street bc i'll be out there
Jean: fuck you gonna do?? roll at us?? 😭😭
Eren: i need u neutered so you don’t breed
Connie: My little brother found my Wattpad account and looked through my stories
Sasha: GOODBYE
Bertholdt: YOU’RE LYING?????
Armin: No bc I think this is the one where I would actually have to kill myself.
Ymir: Uhh mine’s basic as fuck a priest farted during prayer once and I laughed so hard I peed myself
Marco: I didn’t know you are/were religious :0
Ymir: LOL
Ymir: hoe I was the religion
Marco: ..Huh??
Ymir: i’ll save that story for another day tho
Eren: one dramatic lore drop per week trust
Eren: but I hope u know I am just as curious wtf does that mean
Ymir: you’ll find out next Friday
Ymir: 1am be there or be square
Connie: YES MA’AM 🫡
Sasha: WILL DO MA’AM 🫡
Ymir: see this is the energy I want all of u to give me when I talk 🙄
Reiner: Surreee
Sasha: @Annie@Mikasa@Jean where are your stories
Mikasa: No.
Annie: No
Reiner: Annie once ordered a coffee and when the barista handed it to her put it into her bag with no lid
Annie:
Connie: she did the same thing you did just in a different font LMAO
Mikasa: For your information, Annie just got up and left, Reiner.
Reiner: I’ve made such a mistake
Reiner: Blouse you owe me
Sasha: i’ll make it worth ur while rein
Mikasa: Eren and Armin are too worried of repercussions to spill any of mine.
Sasha: you’re no fun ( •̀⤙•́ )
Sasha: JEAAANNNNNNNN
Jean: oh god ok
Eren: praying for potential blackmail 🙏
Jean: bear with me here
Jean: I tried to bungee jump from these train tracks that went over a small river in the woods with a regular ass rope once
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Jean: broke my arm in 2 spots & half my ribs bc the rope was, in fact, not made to stretch
Annie: what
Connie: HELLO????
Mikasa: How did you even..
Armin: Hey! So this is actually insane!
Marco: OH MY GOD?
Ymir: hoe is you suicidal
Jean: I CAN EXPLAIN
Sasha: CAN YOU???? WHEN WAS THIS??
Reiner: WHY WERE YOU TRYING TO BUNGEE JUMP??
Bertholdt: Literally how did that happen 😭
Historia: and the crowd is.. concerned????
Eren: that's why I stopped doing reckless shit, too many sweats
Eren: (deadass tho jean wtf LMAO)
Jean: in my defense i was a little drunk
Marco: I FEEL LIKE THAT MAKES IT WORSE IN A WAY?
Jean: it looked cool in the videos and I always wondered what it would feel like to fall from that height so i was like “oh shit......diy bungee jumping"
Jean: it seemed like a REALLY good idea in my head
Sasha: i mean I’ve had a similar thought process before
Sasha: BUT I DIDN’T ACT ON IT?
Jean: I WAS CURIOUS
Jean: NOT MY FAULT NOBODY ONLINE COULD TELL ME HOW IT WENT
Connie: YEAH CAUSE THEY WERE PROBABLY DEAD 😭
Jean: YOU CAN’T JUDGE ME YOU JUMPED DOWN TO THE OUTER EDGE OF THAT OLD WATER TOWER LAST MONTH
Connie: that’s different it was like a 2 meter gap to jump and it was also lower
Jean: it was like an 8 meters drop to the ground if u missed or tripped
Connie: I was sober though
Connie: and knew what I could handle unlike JUMPING OFF TRAIN TRACKS WITH A ROPE TO BUNGEE JUMP??
Jean: GOD FORBID A MAN HAVE A HOBBY
Bertholdt: Do we need to duct tape you both together and babysit so you can’t go do things like this because oh my god
Marco: I have never felt so stressed out by this friend group in my life until this very moment,,
Sasha: i came into this looking for a way to feel better about an embarrassing memory my brain reminded me of out of nowhere
Sasha: i'm exiting mildly amused and also concerned?
Jean: god's first mistake was giving me free will
Jean: his second was letting me have a body
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Saturday at 1:04 PM
freckles: Aaa sorry for the random dm Jean but I can't stop thinking about it
freckles: The bungee jumping thing,,
dimples: I wasn't trying anything, Marco
dimples: Yeah I was drunk n kinda in a shit mood but there wasn't like
dimples: any bad intent yk?
freckles: Wanted to double check
freckles: I'm sorry, I don't want it to seem like I was accusing you or anything
freckles: I just get worried :(
dimples: I completely get it, man don't sweat it
dimples: I'm sorry for worrying you
freckles: You don't have to apologize!!
freckles: You already know you can talk to me ab anything yeah? Drunken rambles and thoughts are included
freckles: Maybe it'll work out better if you explain your n ideas to someone rather than test them out ^^'
dimples: Marco, the genius you are
dimples: I'll keep that in mind like always
dimples: and that talking offer goes both ways btw
freckles: I know :]
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dimples: Good
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104TH YAHHH
Sunday at 1:35 AM
Armin: Anyone online?
Connie: ur local insomniac here
Connie: wsg babygirl
Armin: Mikasa had an emo phase before her goth era
Armin: emokasa.png
Armin deleted a message.
Connie: NO WAY THAT'S SO GOOD
Connie: why'd you delete that
Armin: Because nobody will believe you
Connie saved a photo.
Armin deleted a photo.
Armin: AW SHIT
Connie: GET FUCKED BLONDIE
104TH YAHHH
Sunday at 8:15 AM
Eren: Just saw Armin getting dragged out of his dorm by Mikasa
Eren: not me tho stay safe y'all 🙏
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