one day blinding soup
104TH YAHHH
Friday at 3:24 AM
Connie: Who up strokin they shit rn
Mikasa: Connie, please go to bed.
Connie: Say you hate me and want me dead already 😔
Mikasa: Why are you awake?
Connie: Do you ever wonder who put the alphabet in alphabetical order
Mikasa:
Mikasa has temporarily muted Connie.
Mikasa: Goodnight.
104TH YAHHH
Friday at 8:35 AM
Eren: who the fuck told Floch axe body spray exists
Eren: I got tears in my eyes walking by him
Eren: mf needs to shower or invest in calone
Historia: *cologne
Eren: die
Ymir: I'll kill you.
Eren: I would like to formally apologize to Historia Reiss
Historia: it's ok Eren :)
Jean: I can't believe I'm about to agree with Eren but seriously
Jean: Floch walked by Mr. Zacharias and he started coughing 😭
Connie: I hope he ends up anywhere near Levi u just know he'll point it out and be mean about it
Eren: He's mean ab almost everything
Mikasa: Don't be mean, Eren.
Ymir: Mikasa the number one Janitor defender
Historia: Understandable though, I think Levi can be pretty nice :)
Mikasa: He's my cousin and my legal guardian, of course I'm going to defend him.
Mikasa: He's your legal guardian too, Eren. You should know better.
Connie: PAUSE.
Jean: HELLOO?????
Mikasa: I won't go into it too much
Mikasa: But after Eren's mom passed, it was either they put us into foster care, or we get placed with my uncle.
Mikasa: I don't know how Levi heard about it because we'd never met, but he immediately went back and forth with him for custody.
Jean: I'm both insanely surprised but also that makes so much sense
Sasha: yeah you and Levi act so insanely similar in some ways :0
Historia: I'm speechless
Historia: wait, what about Grisha?
Eren: He dropped us off at my aunt's and never came back when my mom died
Eren: Father of the year 😍
Historia: Omg I'm so sorry
Eren: it's ok the daddy issues make me funny as fuck
Historia: real
Reiner: real
Bertholdt: real (on behalf of Annie, because she would never say it)
Annie: real (I met your father once, Bertholdt, this is on your behalf (and my dad is fine))
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Ymir: real (kinda (never had a dad))
Eren: I should ask Levi why he took me too sometime tbh
Eren: Mika makes sense, I was just there LOL
Historia: Like I said, Levi can be pretty nice :)
Trouble Trio
Friday at 8:40 AM
Jean: Oh my god
Jean: Why couldn't that lore come like 4 years earlier
Jean: DUDE
Jean: I'VE BEEN MAKING COMMENTS ABOUT HIS DAD FOR YEARS
Sasha: You didn't know about it though :( I don't think you could've expected it anyway?
Jean: Still though
Jean: I've been doing this rivalry joke with him for so long and like
Jean: I've said so much mean shit I wouldn't have said.
Jean: there is NO way he doesn't actually hate my guts lmao 😭
Sasha: I can feel your internal freak out through the phone
Connie: yeah you can't hide behind an lmao with us
Connie: i doubt he'd hold it against you if you genuinely didn't know
Connie: i think most of us have made comments anyways?
Connie: and besides, he's made jabs at your family too, you don't hold that against him because you haven't said anything about your home life.
Connie: You know how Eren is, if he hated you he'd be loud about it
Jean: he's always loud about hating me dude you've seen us talk
Sasha: srsly man don't worry about it too much
Sasha: you could always bring it up to him
Jean: hrng
Jean: I'll keep that in mind but we both know I'm not going to
Sasha: i tried </3
Sasha: well if it gets to you any worse yk where to find us :)
Connie: hell yeah what r friends for if not to tell u you that it's ok
Jean: ugh I love you guys >:(
Connie: ( ˘ ³˘)♥︎
Sasha: ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂)⸝♡
Jean: No I still won't use those
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Sasha: someday you will!! ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧
104TH YAHHH
Friday at 10:00 AM
Eren: dude I still smell Floch's fucking body spray 😭
Eren: it's like it's following me
Sasha: Floch rubbed his smell off on you so now you’re stinky
Eren: oh god, I don’t want Floch rubbing anything off on me
Ymir: i think for Halloween we should all dress up like a stupid man whose disappointed us.
Marco: Where did this thought come from?
Ymir: Idk I got bored listening to Shadis.
Historia: dressing as my father's gonna be hard.. I'm gonna have to gain a lot of weight :/
Sasha: LMAO???
Connie: You've got a few months to get a head start on it!
Armin: I don't have a man in my life who's disappointed me tho
Jean: dawg
Armin: What?
Jean: Two hours ago you texted me utterly distraught because Eren asked you if peanut butter gets soggy
Armin: ...
Armin: So I have an idea for my costume.
Eren replied to:
↳ Jean: Two hours ago you texted...
I'm going to fuck your mother and give her a child she actually loves
Sasha: LMAOAO
Connie: FOUL
Connie: DON'T TALK TO MY OTHER SOULMATE LIKE THAT
Eren: Silence baldy
Connie: IT'S A LIFESTYLE
Connie: Better than yo greasy ass manbun 😒
Connie: I bet you and Floch have the same shampoo brand
Eren left the chat.
Connie: LMAOAO
Sasha added Eren to the chat.
Sasha: You can't escape us that easily
Camp Marley Survivors
Friday at 2:12 PM
💎: Bertholdt Hoover.
🛡️: Oh god
🛡️: Whatever I did I'm so sorry I didn't mean it
💎: What?
🗡️: Vouching for Bert, he's been with me almost all of today so he didn't do it
💎: you're always with each other I'm not surprised
🗡️: Well he is my roommate and my best friend
💎: I know what you are, anyways
💎: Bertholdt
🛡️: Can I know what I did to anger you first
💎: ..I'm not angry,
🛡️: THANK GOD
💎: why would you think I'm angry?
🗡️: The full name
🗡️: That's the one thing everyone does when they're annoyed at someone
🛡️: I kinda just think of Magath and the other counselors sometimes,,
💎: Oh. I'm sorry
🛡️: You don't have to apologize, you didn't realize!!
💎: Yeah but I probably should have,
💎: You kinda space out when people shout your full name
🛡️: There is NO WAY I'm that obvious...
🗡️: If it helps, I haven't noticed before
💎: that's because you're focusing elsewhere when it comes to Bert
🗡️: What
🛡️: What
🗡️: What does that mean
💎: Anyways,
💎: you're still ok to give me a ride to the rink today?
🛡️: OH YEAH
🛡️: I should be free still yeah!
💎: ty
💎: Sasha and Mikasa are joining me tonight if you don't mind
🛡️: That's fine!! My car's big enough :]
🗡️: Bringing Mikasa huh?
🗡️: You've been hanging out with her a lot more recently
💎: I know where you live, my ID is still wired to your door.
🗡️: I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE
Camp Marley Survivors
Friday at 7:27 PM
💎: GUYS
💎: @🗡️ @🛡️
🗡️: I'm here
🗡️: You alright? Something happen?
💎: you will never guess who's here
💎: holyshit.png
🗡️: IS THAT PIECK???
🗡️: PIECK'S ALIVE???
🛡️: WAIT
🛡️: IS THAT PORCO IN THE BACKGROUND TOO????
🗡️: WHAT
🗡️: ANNIE START TALKING BEFORE I DRIVE OVER THERE MYSELF
🛡️: You can't drive??
🗡️: I have a dream
💎: i'll face time you Reiner
🛡️: Ask for their numbers!! Add them in here!!
💎: I got Pieck's, Porco walked away so I'll get his in a bit.
💎 added Pieck Finger and Porco Galliard
Pieck Finger: Ah that's a fun chat name,,
🛡️: PIECK!!!
Pieck Finger: Hi guys ^^ Omg it's been so long,,
Pieck Finger: Hi Bertholdt!
🛡️: How did u clock me so fast
Pieck Finger: Bertolt the shield, Reiner the sword.. though I don't know what Annie's is supposed to be
Pieck Finger: The camp was pretty loud about what it viewed our roles as,,
💎: Bertolt used to call me a diamond in the rough
Pieck Finger: Ahhh, I see
🛡️: Ok that's fair
🛡️: I thought it would help to try and take the titles they called us back, if that makes sense?
Pieck Finger: I understand, yes
Pieck Finger changed their name to 💡
💡 changed Porco Galliard's name to 🦾
💡: And now you have your brains and brawn :)
🗡️: Pieck you have no idea how happy I am to know you're ok, genuinely
🗡️: When the counselors said you were sent home I was convinced you were dead
🗡️: I'm not even friendly with Porco but I'm glad to hear he's ok too
💡: Ah,, my dad finally found out where my aunt had sent me once he got out of the hospital
💡: I smuggled Porco out
🛡️: How'd you manage that??
💡: It's a long story,
💡: After Marcel I didn't want to take any risk of Porco staying there..
💡: I wish I could've gotten you guys out too :(
🛡️: Aww it's okay Pieck :(
🛡️: I would've preferred you got out safely rather than risk it to help us
💎: agreed
🗡️: Agreed
💡: Aaa I missed you guys a lot
💡: We should get lunch or dinner sometime and catch up :)
🛡️: That sounds perfect!!
🛡️: Are you guys busy tomorrow? Most of us don't have class
💡: I think we're free!
💡: I'll ask Porco in the morning
🗡️: It's not even 10 yet and he's already asleep 😭
💎: he fell and ate shit at the rink
💡: Yeahh he wasn't feeling great, so he went to bed early
🗡️: Does he still sleep like an old man
💡: Yeah <3
💎: they're dating btw
🛡️: WHAT
🗡️: About time
Brats (+ Levi)
Friday at 12:00 PM
Levi: @Mikasa @Eren
Levi: You both at your dorms?
Mikasa: I'm in mine, yes, getting ready for bed.
Mikasa: Eren was with Marco last I heard, do you need me to call him?
Levi: No
Levi: Only checking in
Mikasa: You sure?
Levi: Tch
Levi: Get to bed
Mikasa: Alright
Mikasa: Goodnight Levi
Levi: 👍🏻
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