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Mikasa Ackerman created a group chat.
Mikasa Ackerman added Eren Yeager, Armin Arlert, and 9others.
Tuesday at 2:40 PM
Mikasa Ackerman: Hi everyone, you've been asking Armin and me for more study help recently.
Mikasa Ackerman: I thought it would be good to have all of us in one place, that way we can help each other as needed.
Connie Springer: you know damn well we're not using it for a study group
Connie Springer: EW MY FULL NAME JUMPSCARE
Connie Springer changed their name to Connie
Connie renamed the group chat to 104TH YAHHH
Eren Yeager: are we all changing names then
Connie: do it or ur gay
Eren Yeager: I got BAD news for you
Connie: do it or ur 100% straight
Eren Yeager changed their name to Eren
Connie: Not a second of hesitation
Connie: I know what you are
Eren: Mikasa you chose the worst time to make this gc most of us r still in class
Armin Arlert: So are you!
Armin Arlert: Mr. Pixis is coming your way put your phone down.
Eren: This is why ur my favorite
Eren Yeager changed Armin Arlert's name to Armin Alert
Armin Alert changed their name to Armin
Armin: No.
Eren: 😔
Sasha Braun: WE HAVE A DISCORD WHY MAKE THIS
SashaBraun changed their name to Sasha
Armin: Mikasa and Annie don't use discord
Connie: and tbh most of us have the server muted I’m sorry I can’t lie
Sasha: you're telling me I spent all that time making it pretty and no one looks at it
Sasha: my efforts fall unappreciated once more
Jean Kirstein: that's on you tbh
Sasha changed Jean Kirstein's name to Bitch
Bitch: OK.
Bitch changed their name to Jean
Connie: in my defense for muting it-
Connie: The invite got leaked to Zeke and it was OVER
Jean: Yeah tbh hard agree
Jean: We know annoying runs through the Yeager family now tho
Eren: MAN FUCK YOU
Jean: OFC YOU SHOW UP NOW
Eren: I WOULD EXECUTE YOU GIVEN THE CHANCE
Connie: Oh my GODDD shut up and KISS ALREADY
Jean has temporarily muted Connie
Eren: WE CAN MUTE PEOPLE?
Jean has temporarily muted Eren
Sasha: Jean >:(
Jean: HE WOULD'VE DONE IT TO ME FIRST
Sasha: Oh no that wasn't for Eren, it was for Connie
Jean: Good point I can't do that to my bro 🙏😔
Armin: Eren told me to tell you to keep yourself safe
Jean has unmuted Connie
Connie: only the BEST glug glug for you both tonight
Reiner Braun: WHAT
Connie: I'd apologize but we both know I don't feel bad.
Bertholdt: What could I have possibly done to live in the presence of this beauty beyond compression (Bruno)
Eren: who the fuck is Bruno
Annie: Reiner’s emotional support cat.
Annie: Bertholdt sees him every day, though. I don't know why he's so excited.
Bertholdt: HE’S IN MY LAP
Annie: I suddenly understand the excitement.
Ymir: PAUSE,
Ymir: YOU HAVE A CAT AND NEVER TOLD US??
Reiner: It didn't seem important?
Ymir: wrong answer
Ymir: die
Ymir: die
Ymir: die
Ymir: die
Ymir: die
Ymir: die
Reiner: If I send photos of him would that make you forgive me
Ymir: yes
Reiner: brunonbert.png
Historia: Why's he sitting so politely,
Historia: Did you give him manners?
Ymir: What breed is he
Reiner: just a little guy
Eren: wait do cats have tails?
Mikasa: Repeat that question.
Eren: ..nno I sense ive made a mistake
Armin: Guys what do you think of my outfit
Armin: robloxavatar.png
Connie: Expect to see your username on Rule34 in approximately an hour.
Eren: WHAT
Connie: Try by P!NK seems like a song that would work really well with the default dance
Jean: I NEED what he’s having
Sasha: he’s high
Eren: oh fuck you for being right
Connie: @Jean I’ll share with u any day bro stop by my dorm
Connie: fair warning tho I've ascended to godhood from these
Jean: bro..
Connie: bro...
Jean: what'd I do to deserve u
Eren: nothing
Jean: die
Jean: I’m omw
Jean: oh my god
Jean: My fatass just ate an entire family-sized box of Cheerios in 20 minutes
Marco: Are you ok??
Jean: I think so
Connie: I'M OUT OF UFIUCKING CHEEIRIEOS NOOO
Jean: Connie isn't tho
Trouble Trio
Wednesday at 1:40 AM
Sasha: R u both holding up well?
Sasha: Connie told me u guys went from 10 to like 500 at once 😭
Jean: I feel hollow (physically (where are my organs))
Connie: I stole them
Jean: NOOO
Connie: My taste has disappeared baby girl it’s so over
Sasha: At least there's been no Dr. Pepper in your dorm so it's not as sad
Connie: Good point
Connie: You’re so smart
Connie: Actually nah ur a dumbass
Connie: I will not compliment you on a normal day even when I’m stoned
Sasha: THE FUCK DID I DO??
104TH YAHHH
Wednesday at 9:10 AM
Connie: Eren can I ask why ur brother is at the main office
Eren: WHAT
Ymir: monkeyahh.png
Ymir: did u not know about this???
Eren: NO???
Eren: I SEND HIM 8-BALL ONCE A MONTH AND MAYBE 2 TIKTOKS OTHERWISE WE DON'T TALK
Eren: WHY IS HE HERE
Connie: idk but Levi walked by, made the MOST offended expression (the most emotion I've seen cross his face) before walking away faster.
Mikasa: Ahh. They don't like each other.
Mikasa: It's a long story
Ymir: girl I'm sat
Connie: u can't not give us the context
Mikasa: I can, actually.
Connie: oOOooOo Eren u wanna give us the lore sOoOOo bAaaD
Eren: you're friends with Jean so no
Jean: BITCH
Mikasa: Sorry, I don't know how much I'd be allowed to share anyway.
Sasha: Don't apologize queen ur so hot and awesome
Sasha: seriously tho Eren u should ask him why he's here
Eren: already on it
Eren: oh no
Sasha: SPILL
Ymir: I'm still sat, start talking
Eren: yk how our baseball coach left recently
Eren: he's applying for it
Eren: dude he throws things so hard it feels like you're being stoned😭
Sasha: and how do u know that
Eren: Jean throws rocks at me all the time keep up with the lore 😒
Jean: i would never throw rocks at you
Jean: I don't want to traumatize the rock
Eren: I'LL KILL YOU HORSEFACE
Bertholdt: Since when has Professor Erwin had a TATTOO SLEEVE??
Mikasa: For quite a while, if I recall correctly.
Jean: It's a sick tattoo though
Jean: Fuck dude now I want one
Connie: is our 2am stick and poke not enough for you 💔
Jean: It's perfect bro sometimes a man just has to yearn
Sasha: yk what they say
Sasha: real men get tattoos
Sasha: or smth
Sasha: idk im not sexist
Ymir: not with that attitude
Armin: We were doing so good..
Historia: Days without an incident has been marked to 0
Annie: What happened?
Armin: Jean and Eren were getting along
Reiner: horrifying
Ymir: the world has to be ending
Sasha: ur lying
Historia: Keyword WERE
Historia: Eren was talking about how he doesn't like certain types of meat. Turkey and ham or something
Armin: And Jean goes "Dude, no wonder you're still single. You can't handle real meat."
Marco: LOL?
Armin: Dok and Waltz had to pull them apart because Eren lept over the table at him😭
Ymir: damn rip erejean
Ymir: maybe in another universe 😔
Marco: YOU GAVE THEM A SHIP NAME?
104TH YAHHH
Wednesday at 9:56 PM
Connie: Would you guys still love me if I was autistic?
Ymir: The answer is obviously no
Connie: Thank god, had to make sure
Connie: My condolences Armin I still love u tho 🫡
Armin: WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?