Harriet & Draco Dances With The Dragons

Harriet & Draco are baffled. One moment, they're at the final battle of Hogwarts; the next, they're in the gloomy wasteland of Old Valyria. Now, they're both accidental hatchling dragon parents, have a massive black dragon named Cannibal that wont stop stalking Draco and flirting with Harriet's unexpected Occamy Animagus, and a bunch of egotistical blonde Malfoy wannabes claiming to be family – much to Draco's annoyance.In a universe where nobody speaks English, Harriet's depended on Draco to navigate Essos' Valyrian - not dissimilar to a bastardised version of High-Veela Draco just 'happens' to know (Shut up Potter, I'm not a halfbreed!) Life sucks; with only dragons and Draco to talk to, sexism, and being seen as dimwitted because she doesn't speak the language, but at least it's nice to not be in the spotlight anymore. Until, the Targaryeans catch on she's a human 'dragon'.Caught in a lie pretending to be siblings, cousins, and married was the least of their worries, since this world's allowance for incest make's even Draco's Half-Black Toujours Pur stomach churn. Forced to rely on each other, these two must put aside their petty childhood rivalry to survive this bizarre new world.