The impeccable Switcheroo

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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The impeccable Switcheroo
Summary
As Harry Ron Sirius and Remus encounter and angry dog. Sirius and Remus face some problems in their relationship for unknown reasons. George and Fred do something to Seamus, Remus, and Sirius that leaves everyone in disarray.OrTwo friends got bored and wrote a fanfic on The school busThis was brought to you byRi: Can't use a commaandKy: Can't deal with the fact it isn't pronounced see-mus
Note
we hope you enjoy this//*Trigger warning*//Homophobia/Homophobic slureverything else is very light hearted.
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Chapter 4- George-Remus

“That was close. I don’t think he saw anything. Dramn I hate that lifeless being while he has never experienced joy.” George-Remus says under his breath while walking away from Hagrid’s hut.

He approached the castle in hopes to find Fred up there. He entered the castle said hi to a few passing students. Then ducked into the abandoned classroom that he and Fred would plot in. But when he entered he found Sirius Black pacing back and forth.

George-Remus stops at the door then just stands there. Then Sirius realizes Remus is there and stops and they just stand there for what seemed like hours. “Hey Sirius.” George-Remus says to Sirius nervously but laughing internally.

“What do you want?” Sirius said glaring daggers at him. It takes George-Remus a second to catch up. Then he remembers what Fred had told him “He tried to kiss me. On the lips!” George decided he would rectify this besides if Sirius didn’t know he wasn’t actually Remus then it’s not technically cheating and George was 18 now.

Then George thinks, I am gay soooooo. Would it really be that bad? “I just wanted to apologize. Last night when the dog attacked me it messed me up. It just startled me and I wtas really overwhelmed and didn’t know what to do.” At this Sirius looks at Remus like he’s not really sure what is happening.

“I shouldn’t have called you that.” George said. Sirius looked at him for a long while tears pooling in his eyes. “I was so fucking confused Remus. I wanted to play it off as you just hit your head.” Sirius looked at George-Remus with an emotion that he couldn’t decipher.

“When you kissed me it was almost like I didn’t know anyone in the room. I was really tired and confused and didn’t comprehend what was happening.” George-Remus says trying to convince Sirius that is what happened.

“You could always make up for it now.” Sirius said approaching George-Remus. Shit shit shit he thought but that is not what came out of his mouth actually nothing came out of his mouth since he was actively kissing a taken man while pretending to be his boyfriend.

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