The impeccable Switcheroo

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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The impeccable Switcheroo
Summary
As Harry Ron Sirius and Remus encounter and angry dog. Sirius and Remus face some problems in their relationship for unknown reasons. George and Fred do something to Seamus, Remus, and Sirius that leaves everyone in disarray.OrTwo friends got bored and wrote a fanfic on The school busThis was brought to you byRi: Can't use a commaandKy: Can't deal with the fact it isn't pronounced see-mus
Note
we hope you enjoy this//*Trigger warning*//Homophobia/Homophobic slureverything else is very light hearted.
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Chapter 5 - Real-Remus

Down here Remus has no idea what time it is and has no idea what is happening in the outside world. Voldemort could be attacking and Remus wouldn’t know. The only thing he knows for sure is that one or both of the twins is pretending to be him. I mean who wouldn’t?

He wish that little voice in his head would shut up. He was pretty sure it belonged to Sirius. As he was sitting in this misery the trap door above him opened and one of the twins poked his head in.“Hiya Remus! How you doing down there?” He said way too cheerily for Remus’s liking.

 

“You look hungry Remus! Here!” The twin says as he hands down some chocolate that reads, Hersey. Remus just thinks which twin is that and which one is acting like me? “Which one are you?” Remus asks.

“George” he said as someone knocked on the door to the hut. With that George shuts the door to the ‘Basement’ and cast a silencing charm. He heard muffled voices and a thump on the door above his head. A few minutes later the front door of the hut was closed and George opened the trap door above his head. “I removed the silencing charm.” He said. And with that he left.

Remus was so bored he tried to remember what was just said and realized it was Sirius! “SIRIUS! WHERE DID YOU GO!? SIRIUSSSSS!” Remus yelled now knowing that the silencing charm was off. He knew George could hear him so when he heard the back door to Hagrid’s hut open he yells, “George! This isn’t even the good chocolate!!!”

Remus hears a thud above, then the trap door opens and he sees a frazzled blonde boy looking down at him. “Seamus?”

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