Part 1, That time Spidey's knowledge of movies saved Bucky and Sam
Canon Compliancy: not at all, I am ignoring all canon, though I am killing aunt May off so that Peter has more possibilities to do stupid stuff :D
Set: uhhhh, who cares ig, its not really canon compliant.
Ships: Pepperony, Clintasha, Steve+brick (it will make sense, trust me, and yes it will be a pjo reference lol)
Short Summary: Basically it is based off of the above meme lol. It is a 5 and 1 times fic in which Peter saves the avengers (he is not an avenger in this one) with his movie knowledge, and the one time they save him with their resources. A short summary will be provided before every short story.
A/N: Ik this is stupid, but uhhh, not the most stupid thing I have ever written. Only thing is: the really stupid stuff I have written no one will ever find :D Okay seriously, I was ten and wrote my own story and I named my character Toshib. After the brand, Toshiba. I thought I was smart, okay. Then I locked the document with a password which I can't remember XD, and I'm pretty sure that is for the best bcs I would probably hate it so much lol.
Includes but not limited to: hurt avengers team, hurt peter, way too many pop-culture references and memes, fluff, hurt/comfort, unholy amounts of sass and sarcasm
Amount of words in the story (all stories):
Characters in story: The whole avengers team basically (seriously not gonna write all of their names), Peter Parker, mentioned May Parker (she died tho sry not sry), Happy Hogan, Pepper Potts-Stark, Morgan Stark
Important to note: The avengers do not know Peter is Spider-Man. All these stories follow each other in order.
Story 1 summary: Bucky and Sam go on a mission to stop a sniper bent on killing Tony. They however, get into a little scrape, but Spider-Man comes to the rescue!
Includes but not limited to: collapsing building, Bucky, Sam, Spider-Man, Tony Stark, Doctor Cho and a team of doctors, Mentioned Steve Rogers and other avengers; a cool sniper only ur not allowed to think he is cool bcs he is bad, stress, strength, unholy amounts of sass and sarcasm
Trigger Warnings: shot, blood, fractured ribs, GSW to the abdomen, GSW to the leg, broken rib, collapsing building
Word Count: 2169
---Ze Story: aka, the one time Spider-Man saved Bucky and Sam---
It was not every day that Tony Stark got a death threat. Sure it happened a lot, but it normally stayed at that: a threat, but nothing of consequence.
Tony had laughed when he had read the letter without a return address, stating he should start collecting his death threat notes, making Steve rolls his eyes, muttering something about how it was probably due to Tony's character that he got so many threats.
Tony brushed it off, saying he was fine. That was until the sniper showed up. Tony was seated in the Avengers common room together with Sam and Bucky. The other Avengers were out on a mission in Syberia, investigating the distribution of some dangerous alien tech.
Sam was flipping through the news as Bucky was reading the newspaper. Tony walked in, a cup of coffee in his hand:
'Wow, Bucky, tell us you're old without telling us.' he quipped, gesturing towards the newspaper his friend was reading.
Bucky rolled his eyes: 'Tell me you're sleep-deprived without telling me.' he shot back, gesturing towards the coffee-cup that said: world's best boss - nah actually joking Mr Stark, everyone knows Pepper is the real boss around this. It had been gifted to Tony for his birthday by his personal intern Peter Parker, a now regular at the tower. He had been working for Tony for over a year now, and, even though he was only 16, was now working there almost full-time, having finished high-school early and attending a college online (MIT).
Bucky smiled at the thought of Peter: he was a fun kid, was pretty sassy and always had sarcastic comments up his sleeve. At first the teenager had been a stuttering mess, but soon warmed up to the Avengers. In some ways the kid reminded Bucky of Spider-Man: both were sassy, sarcastic, but also painfully polite (3 things you would not expect to go together, but somehow both Parker and Spider-Man made it work).
Tony rolled his eyes in turn: 'I will have you know: I had a whopping total of 2 hours of sleep this night.'
'Wow,' Sam commented, 'You're such a healthy person.' He glanced up from the news to stick his tongue out at Tony, who groaned saying they were children.
Tony turned away towards the cofee-maker, about to brew another pot, when a shattering and screeching sound filled the room, and Tony crumpled to the ground, blood gushing from his leg.
Sam gave a cry and sprung up, though Bucky reached Tony before he did. Tony lay on the floor, gasping for breath. Shallow rattling breaths shook his body as he stared up at the ceiling. Sam quickly went to inspect the wound:
'It's a clean through and through.' he told Bucky as he applied pressure to the wound, making Tony cry out even louder in pain.
'Hey, hey,' Bucky spoke soothingly to Tony, his tone much different from his earlier scoffing one, 'Tones, it's gonna be alright, okay? Just hang in there and stay awake until the medics come.' Tony nodded, his face pale as he stared at Bucky, who wasn't even sure if Tony could actually see him.
Bucky turned to Sam: 'When are the medics co...' he cut off his sentence as Doctor Cho rushed into the room, followed by three other nurses. Sam quickly gestured them behind the kitchen counter:
'We don't know if the shooter is still at large' he clarified, then updated them on the situation: 'A through-and-through GSW to the upper right leg.' he told Cho, whom nodded, then turned to him and Bucky:
'Make sure that shooter is no longer at large.' she told them shortly, then gestured in for some male doctors who were carrying a stretcher and crouching low to the ground as to not get shot by the mysterious sniper.
Sam and Bucky, seeing Tony was in good hands, turned to do what they were named to do: avenge.
Bucky sprung out of the window, counting on Sam to catch him, who grumbled as he did: 'Seriously dude, you need to stop doing that.' he complained, flying them to a closeby roof, where Sam had spotted the sniper.
The sniper was clothed in all black. She had long black hair and Sam thought to himself, that if it weren't for the fact that she was bad, he would have seriously asked her on a date. Sadly, she was bad, so that was off of the table: he would have to stay a bachelor for still some time to come.
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Above picture is the sniper in question
Sam landed on the roof of the building smoothly, immediately ducking as bullet almost lodged itself in his skull. Instead it harmlessly flew through the air where his head had been miliseconds before.
Bucky had used the sniper's preouccupation with Sam to get a hit in, calling back to Sam: 'Hey, do you know if it legal to hit her, since, you know, she's a lady?!'
'Correction!' a voice came from behind him, not at all belong to Sam, 'She's a woman, not a lady. So you can hit her.' the voice continued, as a web shot towards the woman (A/N: I am female so I'm allowed to make that joke :) )
'Rude!' the sniper called to Spider-Man as she pulled out two revolvers, shooting them as she sprung backwards off of the roof, both Spider-Man and the Falcon jumping after her to catch her, resulting in the first being shot by her as she fell.
In the end they should have known she didn't need saving: after all, one normally thinks about the consequences before jumping off of the roof. She shot a grapple gun to the side of building ,which appeared to be a warehouse, and swung in through a window, shattering it in her wake. Bucky ran down the stairs that led to the roof to get down to her level, only to find Spider-Man had already disarmed her and they were now fighting hand-to-hand. At which both were remarkably well. Sam was standing at some distance, not sure to do, when seeing Bucky, he called over:
'Okay, so she's a woman, but still: I feel like 3 against one is still unfair?!' doubt was evident in his voice as he called this, making Spider-Man cry out in annoyance:
'Dude! I would much prefer help here! She's pretty.... ooooff!' he cried, having received a punch to his chest, which knocked the wind out of him. The sniper took the opertunity to quickly run down more flights of stairs as Spider-Man gasped for help, Sam running over to him:
'You okay?' he asked in a concerned tone.
'Note to self and everyone else: she has superstrength.' Spider-Man groaned, pretty sure he had fractured at least one or two ribs.
Bucky extended his hand, helping Spider-Man up, who quickly took the lead and led them down the stairs.
All was quiet except for the pounding of their feet, when a female voice spoke up: 'Sir, you seem to have 3 fractured ribs from the punch you received and you have a GSW to the chest. It is advised you seek medical attention right away.'
Spider-Man groaned and answered the voice: 'Sure, after we catch her.'
'Who is that?!' Sam asked, looking around for the source of the voice.
'My personal AI Karen.'
'Why'd you call her Karen?' Bucky quired.
'She's a pain in the butt sometimes: I coded her when I was ten and thought it was smart to make her sassy and sarcastic, and now I can't find the codes to undo it.' he admitted sheepishly.
'Huh,' Sam answered smartly, making Bucky stiffle a laugh as they continued running down the winding stairs, 'Uh, so you okay? 3 fractured ribs and a GSW is no joke.'
Spider-Man laughed softly: 'For me it kinda is birdbrain, be careful, she's on the next level.' he warned them, making Bucky raise his eyebrows:
'How do you know that?' he questioned the vigilante who turned back while running, not even slowing down, a grin plastered on his face- at least Bucky assumed so from the way the mask bent:
'It's a gift.' Spider-Man answered mysteriously, rushing into the level below, which just so happened to be the cellar level, which was filled with support beams. They found the Sniper standing in between two support beams, a smile plastered on her face.
Bucky and Sam looked at her in confusion, whilst Spider-Man just yelped: 'Frippity, Frap!' Making Bucky and Sam even more confused, raising their eybrows at each other: How old was this guy?
Spider-Man started darting around like a madman, shooting webs above the twos superheroes, while they just stared at him, at a loss as to what he was doing. The sniper meanwhile, starting psuhing at the two pillars, and Bucky and Sam understood: she was bringing the building down with them in it!
There was no time to go to the exit: they would be too slow and die. With a grin the Sniper gave one last push, and, as the ceiling started to collapse, pulled a small contraption out of her pocket and clicked the button, dissappearing in a flash of light.
Whic was when the ceiling fell down on top of them and Sam could only feel pain.
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All Sam could feel when he woke up was pain, and he groaned, opening his eyes to find a dim light surrounding him.
'Oh man, am I dead? Am I in heaven?' Sam wondered allowed when he saw a bright light shining down on his face.
A happy cry elicited from Bucky: 'Sam! You're alive!' he cried happily, as Spider-Man pulled back the flashlight he had been shining in Sam's face.
'Dammit! If you're here I'm deffinetly in hell!' Sam quipped with a groan, causing Bucky to pull as sour expression and Spider-Man put on a thoughtful face, mumbeling something under his breath that Sam could not catch up on, but Bucky did:
'If I'm dead, do I still need to do homework?' Bucky raised his eyebrows at this: how old was this dude. Spider-Man snapped out of his musings as he shuffled over to Sam, who was still sprawled on the ground, pulling a tiny laser-like flashlight out of a pocket in his suit: 'Hey Sam,' he said loudly this time, 'Can you look into the light please?'
Sam did as he was told with a grumble, making Spider-Man nod happily: 'Okay, your eyes are acting normal, Karen, vitals?' he asked to his AI, who responded after a few seconds:
'He has a broken rib and bruises from where the stone fell on him. I suggest medical care, though he is not in an acute state.' she helpfully told them.
'I feel like I am in an acute state.' Sam grumbeled, trying to sit up, but being pushed down by Spider-Man:
'Stay down Sam, it's not smart to move with a broken rib.' Sam huffed in annoyance but listened, then frowned:
'Wait, why are we not dead?'
Bucky smiled proudly as he spoke: 'Spidey here anticipated what would happen and spun webs above us, which caught the rubble.'
'Wow.' Sam breathed, 'Wait, how did you know?'
'You ever seen the movie Samson? Came out in 2018?'
'No.'
'Oh yeah, so he's basically a guy from the Bible, and he collapsed a temple on lots of bad people by pushing at the pillars, much like the Sniper was doing, so I knew what was going to happen.'
'Huh.' Sam answered smartly, making Bucky laugh softly.
Spider-Man just shrugged: 'Sometimes liking movies comes in handy.' he told the superhero, shifting on the rubble he was sitting, looking around the small space they were in, and started talking to his AI: 'Karen, how long before the SHIELD agents dig us out?'
'Aproximately 1 hour Spooderman.' Karen answered happily, 'I have informed them of Sam Wilson's injuries, shall I inform them of yours?'
'Meh, I'll heal.' Spider-Man reacted casually, making both Bucky and Sam raise their eyebrows. Spider-Man shrugged: 'Well, I mean: after I attend to my wounds, it has to be pretty bad before I can't deal with it myself.'
Bucky nodded, turning to Sam, whispering softly: 'He's officially on the cool people list?'
'Why, because he walks of injuries like all you super spies and assasins?' Sam joked seriocomically in a hushed tone.
Bucky glanced back at him: 'Yeah. As I said: so cool. or what do kids say these days?' he asked, furrowing his eyebrows.
'Dope.' Spider-Man offered helpfully, making the two glance over at him in surprise. He just smiled, gesturing at his ears: 'Super hearing.' he explained, grinning under the mask, as Sam wondered just what this guy was capable of. Though right now, that didn't matter, Spider-Man had saved their lives: and that was all the mattered to him right now.
A/N: I was going to put all of them in here, but that, I see, would make it too long, so I'll make each (short) story into a different chapter. Also I know this one is not really my best work so sorry about that. Idk what I did wrong with it, it's just not to my usual standard lol, anyway, hope the next one will be better!
A/N 2: Also for those wondering about how Tony is faring, read the next short story :)