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‘ on-!…. R… n! …. RON! “ a familiar voice called out, or slapped him actually, Ron gasped and winced “ ow! What the hell was that for hermione?! “ Ron whined as he held his hurt cheek.
“ blimey Ron!.. what the hell are you wearing?! “ she backed up a bit, Ron was confused for a second before realizing it was slightly harder to breath then usual, he looked down and saw he was wearing a tight tuxedo “ OH WHAT “ he stared at his clothes and looked up to see hermione wearing the prettiest dress he’s ever seen.
He couldn’t help but blush a bit and mumble “ merlin, hermione.. what are YOU wearing?? “ hermione looked down at hee dress and squealed “ WHAT IS THIS?? “ she suddenly looked around “ RON WHERE ARE WE?? “ she and ron looked around puzzled, a rush of familiarity came to ron “ I think this is 12 grimmauld place.. “ he sighed in relief that he wasn’t at a strangers house or anything. “ where’s harry?! “ ron was answered by a loud snore behind him, Harry was also weirdly in a tuxedo, his hair somehow was messier then ever, his glasses slightly lopsided, “ oh. “ ron mumbled.
“ what’s going on? Where were we last night again? “ hermione got up, wincing as she suddenly got a headache, “ I don’t know.. warent we celebrating something last night? “ ron questioned as he stood up, feeling dizzy.
“ uh.. something about Voldemort i-i don’t know “ hermione replied, brushing some of her terribly messy hair. “ should we ask Harry? “ ron glanced back at the mess harry was. “ I dunno.. maybe not, he’s already not a morning person and I think a hangover headache wouldn’t help either.. “ she sighed, wondering what the hell they were gonna do “ can’t we ask Kreacher for help?? “ ron asked, hermione beamed “ Great idea, ron! Let’s ask kreacher what happend and why we’re suddenly here and not at the burrow where we were supposed to be last night, “ hermione ran out of room, holding up her dress a bit to run, why was she wearing a wedding dress with sneakers on?
“ uhh, I meant about the hangover but sure yeah let’s ask about that too.” Ron ran after her, she ignored him and spotted a rather delighted kreacher making breakfast “ kreacher! Oh good your here I— “
“ hello mistress, kreacher is just making breakfast extra special to congratulate me masters and mistress! “ kreacher choked back a small dry sob.
Hermione and ron looked at each other with slight horror.
“ I-im.. sorry, mistress I heard? “ hermione dreadfully asked, ron stared back puzzled and slightly weirded out “ yes! Kreacher is so happy you asked kreacher to pronounce you three, albeit five in the morning kreacher will not question masters and mistress weird choice of planning! “ kreacher grinned.
“ oh shut up and just tell us why i woke up a full malfoy “ ron crossed his arms “ ron don’t compare it to that, the dress and tuxedo are pretty! “ hermione frowned. “ well? didn’t you enjoy spending your wedding day in the chapel? or did master wish a bigger crowd? Since there it was only masters and mistress and well kreacher. “ kreacher recalled, ron and hermione both stared in bewilderedness.
“ I’m sorry what? “
“ Masters and Mistresses wedding day? It was at 3 am in the morning, oh kreacher thinks master has beaten a record, the wedding lasted 2 minutes.” Kreacher said, Ron’s face grew red “ but how… we don’t remember any of that bull! And stop calling us that! We didn’t actually get married.. did we?.. “
“ well.. kreacher wasnt that qualified but on master Harry’s orders kreacher helped out, kreacher helped mistress pick the wedding gown! “ kreacher pointed to hermione’s dazzling dress
“ no way. “ rons jaw was practically on the floor
“ master and mistresses did seem tipsy know that kreacher thinks about it, kreacher did ask master harry if he was sure about this.. “
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“ future mistress, kreacher thinks this wedding gown is quite lovely.”
kreacher showed the very drunk hermione a beautiful wedding dress. “ oh .. it is beautiful. “ hermione stared at the dress, she turned around and called out for harry “ HARRY! .. can I have this dress? “ hermione asked to the two at the cashier with their tuxedos, ron was dozing off somewhere in his own world, and harry looked over to hermione “ heuh?.. “ what his slurred voice managed to let out “ uh-..uhm.. ya sure, “ he approved, turning his gaze back to the concerned witch “ how much. “ he asked “ with the suits included? That would be 1356 galleons mr potter.. are you sure you want to do this purchase? it’s 1 am and you seem.. quite intoxicated I must say- would you like me to call anyone for you and your uhm.. “ she didn’t know how to address them.
“ look, I bought this ring like 2 hours ago I think i know what im doing, thanks, love. “ he huffed, he reached for his pocket to find nothing but his wand.
So he turned his head back to hermione and yelled, making ron flinch a bit “ HERMIONE! give me your purse my money is in there.. “ Hermione looked back, annoyed and got her purse out, which contained atleast space worth a space of a house. “ .. accio hermiones.. ugly .. purse. “ he mumbled tiredly, “ hey! “ hermione scowled as her purse answered and flew to harry.
“ okay uh.. ron help me get my money out. “ harry asked ron, who finally woke up from his half-awake slumber, he might’ve even snored a bit on the counter, he helped harry get out half of his money in total, of course harry had more awaiting in his bank, since he decided to not become an auror to continue fighting for his life despite Voldemort perishing and became a famous quidditch player. He dumped half of the money out that was over the original price.
“ uhh… “ the witch was gonna use a spell or something to count but harry told her to keep the change as he was trying to get this night over with as soon as possible. “ hermione! Grab that dress we’re leaving..” harry rubbed his eye as ron and him left the store, to be followed shortly with kreacher and hermione.
“ master, may kreacher ask once more.. is master SURE? he is willing to do this.. uhm, while it might just be master feeling tired and might do a mistake by getting married so.. quickly? Wouldn’t master…es… and mistress like to plan? “ kreacher asked, making the golden trio stop in their paths. harry turned around. “ listen kreacher, I’ve uh… huh, known these two for as long as I can remember, I’m sure if I want to spend my life with anyone, it would be these two. i’d die for them. “ harry smiled, ron nodded quickly “ we just equal each other. “ hermione stared at rons plastered face “ do you mean balance? “
“ you say tomato, I say.. ugh, whatever let’s just get married.
wow, I never knew marriage would be so stressful.. poor bill. “ ron sighed, harry patted ron on the back “ if it were easy, everyone in the world would be married “ harry weirdly reassured
“ no that’s not how it works.. “ hermione followed, they had a arguement half way back to the grimmaulds, harry stopped “ wait.. shit, uhh.. kreacher where’s the nearest chapel that’s open at like 2:14 am perchance? “ Harry asked sheepishly, “ mate you can’t just say perchance “ ron nudged harry, “ bloody— shut up ron- “ Harry pushed him back. “ anyways, where is the nearest chapel again? “ he looked at kreacher who thought for a moment.
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“ WHAT?!.. WHY DID NO ONE STOP US OR CALL THE DEPARTMENT OF MAGIC LAW ENFORCEMENT? “ hermione said, shocked “ they just let us run around drunk?! “
“ magic law enfourc—?!.. hermione we were drinking. not casting dangerous spells, not to mention we had a fucking house elf with us “ ron spat out. “ I think you should be bloody happy we warent in trouble! “
“ oh.. well kreacher thinks masters and mistress might be in a tiny trouble if they find out masters and mistress broke in a random chapel at 3 in the morning.. “ kreacher muttered under his breath like he used to insult them back then,
“ WHAT?! and you didn’t stop us?! “ hermione gulped in fear “ well no me mistress, it was master harrys orders, so kreacher follows. “
“ god dammit harry.. “ hermione gritted her teeth. “ how did that even happen? “
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3 : 45 am.
“ alohamora. “ hermione pointed her wand at the door of a chapel, the door opened. “ nice. “ harry rushed inside with ron.
both wearing tuxedos and hermione wearing her dress.
They were getting in place before ron looked around “ wait where’s the cake? “ he frowned, harry and hermione looked at each other and looked around as harry placed the radio somewhere. “ uhh can’t we buy it afterwards? I don’t wanna eat my cake in an empty chapel “ hermione suggested “ oh ok, let’s get married now… wait a minute. WHERES MY BEST MAN..? “ ron looked around
“ yea! Where’s my bridesmaids too! “ they drunk trio fought for a bit “ ok, I got my own best.. girl… bird…. I don’t care, Hedwig is my best bird “ harry crossed his arms confidently, “ harry.. hedwigs not here “ hermione spoke up after an awkward silence.
“ ya she is. “ harry snapped back at hermione.
“ harry— hedwigs dead. sorry lav “ ron shrugged, “ Nuh uh, the ghost of her is still here.. uhm.. right beside me! “ harrys voice getting louder and more slurred. “ you just can’t see her. “
“ ok but what about us? “ hermione narrowed her eyebrows, “ yeah, and us? why do you get to be the only one with a best-man. “ ron huffed
“ ummm.. idk because you two are gonna be my wife “ harry didn’t even know what was coming out of his mouth it was more like.. muffled noises and his mouth muscles screaming whenever they moved. “ but harry I’m a guy. “ ron replied.
Silence
“ umm ok then I’m the wife, it’s MY special day so I get to atleast get a bridesmaid. “ he handed the radio to hermione and ran out of the chapel for the ‘ final act ‘
“ but harry I’m the one wearing the dress! “ hermione pouted “ well too bad im already behind the door and I’d rather stab 40 pins into my already numb legs then run back to you guys. “ harrys voice muffled from outside the chapel. ron and hermione groaned, hermione turned on the radio to something more wedding feely.
It was a nice wedding-like tune and she placed the radio on top of one of the benches and went back to ron, facing him with a giddy smile.
They heard the door open dramatically “ wowww.. she’s beautiful.. “ hermione yawned as harry walked in very slowly.
“ yeah… I can’t tell, half of ‘her’ upper body is missing. “ Ron stared blankly at harry approaching with his invisibility cloak as a ‘veil’. “ hey mate can’t you walk any faster? I think I just grew an inch. “
“ shut up “ harry said, though pacing the thing up.
he walked up to the others and threw off his cloak that was too small to cover below waist anymore. “ kreacher, go. “ harry motioned for the elf to start the vows. “ do you Harry James Potter take Ronald Bilius Weasley and Hermione Jean Granger as yours forever and as my master and mistress for possibly the rest of your life. “ kreacher added the last part unnecessarily which made ron snort a little.
“ uh sure. “ harry replied shortly, the 3 had absolutely no thought of process in this.
“ do you Ronald— “
“ yeah sure “ ron agreed, kreacher stared for a bit before looking at hermione “ d- “
“ yes! “
“ okay okay-! Kreacher pronounces you.. uhm.. husbands.. and wife? “ kreacher stared “ and also masters and mistress of kreacher. “
hermione blushed stupidly drunk as he threw herself onto harry and kissed his face dozens of times, making him giggle and blush deeply.
ron split them up to hold up hermione bridal style “ cool, I always wanted to do this! do I run for it? I’m running, WALK HOME ALONE! “ he shouted at harry before zooming out the chapel with hermione giggling.
“ HEY! kreacher thanks-uh-! GO HOME KREACHER! “ Harry quickly stuffed his cloak in his pocket and ran out the chapel.
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“ oh my god. “ ron pinched the bridge of his nose. “ oh no but it wasn’t actually a wedding without rings was it? Of course!.. phew.. “ hermione felt her heart leap, although the thought of the three of them acting lovey dovey wasn’t for her to complain, her face reddened.
“ oh but masters and mistress already had them on before even asking kreacher. “ kreacher just had to open his mouth Didnt he, ron was completely fine with not knowing he was actually married to know it all and the boy who lived. Though he didn’t mind as much it still frustrated him on how his family would think. “ yeah, thanks, reminder for me to go rip harry to shreds right now.. wait.. “ he paused and looked down at his ring finger, he saw a sun on the base of the ring and a sweet diamond on top.
He glanced at hermiones ring, it was a moon ring, opposite of rons.
Ron wondered what harrys ring might be.