“I knew it Harry, so you are a furry” Hermione said with a knowing face.
“Wait, you knew?” Ron asked her
“I mean it was very obvious especially when I saw his fursona, you did a terrible job of hiding it Harry." "I mean lots of furry creatures and deviant art was pretty obvious.”
“What’s deviant art” asked Ron.
“I can assure you that you are not missing out Ron”
Harry walked closer to the both of them and said
“Please don't tell anyone about this. No one can know that my fursona is a stag.”
“Don't worry Harry, friends are there to help keep skeletons in the closet.” said Ron
“Oh one more thing guys, I'm going to sneak out to attend a furry convention. I tried convincing Dumbledore but he just looked at me and just told me to get a forgetting potion.”
Ginger looked at Emily and Harry and said “that's rough buddy. But we’re friends and friends help friends achieve their goals. (no matter how weird or against the rules they are) right Hermione?”
Hermione just looked at the two of them empty
“I'll take that as a yes” said Ron
Harry packed up his fursuit and left his dorm. He was hiding in his invisibility cloak until he ran into Draco. The cloak was knocked off of him and he dropped his fursuit. Draco was holding a yaoi manga. Harry was not that surprised. He did overhear Draco say that he “freaking loves SAO and shojo manga.”
“What ya got there Harry?” said Draco
“Ahhh….” Harry was panicking but then saw the manga
“Nothing important. But… i see you got some manga”
Where did you get those ... books from Draco? Aren’t they against the rule? Harry asks. “Dumbledore lent them to me” Draco smirks
“Why do you ask?” Draco asked Harry as he continued to taunt Harry.
“Look Draco i have no time for your shenanigans i have an important event to attend to.”
And just like that Harry opened the window and took his broom. Harry jumped out the window and zoomed off.
Leaving Draco standing still looking out to the night sky.
Draco does a teleportation spell, teleporting the both of them into the kitchen. Harry crashes into the oven.
“Bro i could of died” he yelled
“Give me that Harry!,” he screamed calmly.
“No it's mine!” said Harry
“Just give it to me, you orphan!” said Draco
Harry was deeply offended. How dare Draco insult his very dead parents. He grabbed his bag and swung it at Draco. Draco caught it. Draco pulled it out of Harry's hands and held it over his head.
“Thanks for giving me your bag. >:3.”
Now lets see whats inside Draco said as he open the bag despise harry's dismay
“Draco no don't do it. Trust me! PLEASE!!! I can't pay for both of our therapy! Not even if i sell my plot armor”
“Oh please harry. How bad can it beeee….” he said calmly as he pulled out a drawing of his fursona (with a notebook of lore)
“.....”
“Um Braco… i think you should stop”
Draco bursts out laughing. “So this is what you were so worried about” as he reaches deeper and pulls out the fur suit.
“OH, MY GOD…” harry blushes from embarrassment
“Harry yer a furry, Yer a furry Harry!”
Harry was done with Draco's jokes. He was late to the convention and now his mortal enemy knows that his fursona is a stag.
“Hey Harry i wonder if this fur suit is easy to clean?” Draco grabbed a bottle of turmeric and waved it on top of the fur suite
Harry was panicking inside. What should he do, what could he do. The lid was open. All it took was one move and his life savings were gone. Looking around the kitchen, he found a spoon on the table. Without wasting a second, he grabbed the spoon and walked up to Draco.
“Whatcha gonna do with that spoon Harry?”
Harry with all his might bonked Draco on the head
Darco drops the fur suit and throws the turmeric at harry
“What the HELL harry?”
“That’s for trying to ruin my baby!”
Draco gave harry a puzzled look
Harry, still in a fit of rage, used his magic to open the cellar door. Out come marching all sorts of meats, pickled jars and dry foods
“Are you challenging me to a food fight harry!?”
“I know you are too chicken to Draco. Did you know that dragons are related to chickens?”
Draco now filled with murder, spawns chips over harry’s head and drop it
“DRAGONS aren't even DINOS furry boy!”
Harry didn't care. He wasn't the one sleeping in class. He was covered in oil and he couldn’t shower in the middle of the night.
“You seem to like beef Draco… Here let me give you some!!”
Just like that Draco found a whole cow coming at him. He saw dry aged beef strips, cow legs, chucks and even the round. Draco cast a spell cut through the cow.
“You should put more heart into it if you're trying to hit me.”
Just then Draco got smacked in the face by a cow's heart. The food fight continued with both boys hurling insults and food at each other with their magic.
Harry was done with Draco. This has gone on for too long. How dare he insult him when he was into anime. What a weeb. He had to get his revenge.
“Harry just do it, Harry, just do it!” A pie flung at Harry as Darco laughed.
“You bloke,” Harry said as he chucked a chocolate frog at Draco.
“Bloody hell Harry, that hit harder than your parents!”
Harry stops and starts crying and runs out of the kitchen. Draco just stared as he ran out
“You wimp,” he muttered.
Hermione walked into the newly clean kitchen. Rumor has it that Draco decked Harry in a food fight in the middle of the night. They both had to clean the kitchen as punishment. The kitchen has never been so clean. She was hungry and wanted a snack. She was munching on some chips when she spotted something on the food under the table.
Curious, she crouched down to take a look. It was a manga. Hermione has seen manga before. They don’t interest her too much. She picked up the book and flipped through it. She dropped the book in shock. Wow she though, that was very gay. Hermione quietly left and closed the door. The last few days have been very eventful.
The end