Did you get my text
Oh gosh i just got a text from Umbridge should i reply
"Did you get my text" says mama Umbridge
"um what no i didnt actually get your text did you text someone else" said Y/N
"Dur dur dur dur no you silly mama always knows who shes texting. But i heard you were having a party with cute boys but didn't invite me" said
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Mama Umbridge. Y/N could tell mama Umbridge was getting irritated with her.
"I am so sorry I didn't tell you," said Y/N. But then mama Umbridge appeared right next to Y/N. Y/N then
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gazed into Mama's big gorgeous puppy dog eyes.
"I'm sorry you were team Jacob... I-I was mad. Please forgive me Mama."
Mama smiled knowingly, "It's okay. I like Taylor Lautner and you like Zefron. But if you can stand our differences I can too."
"you're right..." Y/N realized. "I mean, you once went out with Dumbledaddy and that was crazy. And you eat eagle eggs."
"DURU DUR DUR UDR DUR DUR!" Umbridge giggled cutely.
Y/NN blushed. "Gosh Umbridge, it's so cute when you laugh like that. I can't get enough of it. Or your rippling pectorals."
"Marry me Y/N."
"Okay." They kissed and got married right away and had red vines at the wedding and Darren Criss came and sang Glee songs for everyone at the service.