Sexy Apple
One day, in the middle of Hagrid's lesson, the Weasley twins decided to sneak up on the third years. The class was made up of Gryffindors and Slytherins. George was watching as Draco and his crew of sussy bakas strolled into the clearing. He noticed, a bright green apple bouncing from one of Draco's palms to the next. Back and forth, tossed over and over. He also noticed a patch of red on the apple, with the most beautifully carved face in it. George was enraptured. He couldn't let Draco take
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take a dookie around that beautiful apple, not when that apple was staring into his soul. Looking into his eyes i couldn't think of anything else except
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Just how gorgeous the apple was. George then decided to steal the apple and make it his. So while Draco was turned George got up and stole it from his seat. Then he had to make a quick escape. They ran into the forbidden forest just for the forbidden love. George started kissing the apple and it was the best kiss George had ever had. Even better than his girlfriend. While they were in the middle of their kissing session a horse thing came from the forest and took the apple. George started running to save it but it was too late. The apple and its beautifully carved face and eyebrow got eaten whole. That was the end of George's love.