Characters
James "Bucky" Barnes, Peter Parker, Thor (Marvel), Severus Snape, Lucius Malfoy, George Weasley, Voldemort (Harry Potter), Katniss Everdeen, Mario (Nintendo), Steve Harrington, Eddie Munson, Finnick Odair, Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Charlie Swan, Joker (DCU), Harry Hook, Eugene Fitzherbert | Flynn Rider, Jacob Black, Eleven | Jane Hopper, Cinderella (Disney), George Washington, Jay (Disney), Timothée Chalamet, Caspian (Narnia), Dobby (Harry Potter), Peppa Pig (Peppa Pig), Grayson Hawthorne, Ed Sheeran, Moody Spurgeon MacPherson, Robert Pattinson, Olaf (Disney), Captain Hook (Shrek), Elmo (Sesame Street), Remy (Ratatouille), Emily Laughlin, Gale Hawthorne, MattyB, Owen Patrick Joyner, Lord Farquaad (Shrek), Ben Barnes, Maximus (Disney), Henry Cavill, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Cat in the Hat, Justin Bieber, Louis Partridge, Mushu (Disney), Jack Black (Actor)
Summary
this is a bunch of crack fics my friends and i wrote on franticfanfic.y/n is one of us or someone we know so i took out the names.if there is a ---------- it means there is a new writer.
Jeffery the piggy Bezos
April 20, 2025 at 09:34 AM
"Jeffy Pooh i have missed you so much my love!" Peppa exclaimed while engulfing him in a hug.
"Peppa we need to talk." Jeff Bezos says
"Oh no what is it" Peppa answers
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"i placed a bet that if i go to a school and get the job done then i will go home free and i didn't so i lost all of the money" Peppa seemed surprised and asked "what do you mean by get the job do-?"
"i murdered children it was the bet" Peppa smiled quite happy "oh why didn't you tell me i could have helped?!?!"
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"well i knew you love to turn them into bacon for revenge, but i already crapped my pant very hard mommy, sorry, Peppa Pig" Says Jeff who had a brown and green substance all throughout his clothes