The bottled massage
One day a person by the name of Will Smith wrote a message and put it in a fat bottle and it floated to 36 different dimensions including sussy land.
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In sussy land Will Smith meet this kid named Peter Parker while he was break-dancing with a tree. Will comes up to him and taps him on the shoulder saying
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"When the sun shines we'll shine together!" Peter did a pirouette and slapped him in the nose with his big toe. Will stumbled and tucked a lock of non-existent hair behind his ear. "How do you know about that?" Peter asked startled.
"I guess you could say I'm a big umbrella!" Will giggled cutely. Peter looked up into his glimmering brown orbs. With a big smooch to the cheek, he ran away. No. Not ran. Skipped. Will was starstruck. Then he began to dance in Umbrella choreography.