A Titsoak sorta love
Gale POV:
I was a horrible person. So it would only make sense to fall in love with a person just as sucky as I. I met Emily after she almost drowned on the beech. She was secretly dating two brothers at the same time. Wow. I guess being down bad was attractive to me. I blew up my crush's little sister. It serves her right. She kissed a freaking little baker boy that is a poopy butthead. I don't care that she was traumatized, ugh. Anyways Emily loved to manipulate people. I loved that about her. She was so terrible and I wanted to rule the world with her. So we developed a plan to take over our planet while being super seggsy and in love. Like the cool jerks we are. Like a trash can lit on fire, a beautiful chaos followed our every step. I slept with her mom too. Anyways this is what we did
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Emily POV:
Gale was about to tell we what we did but here's the thing he is still hung on his ex (or whatever she was). So i told him i was going to see my mom for a couple weeks but inn reality i was getting plastic surgey to look like his ex so he will love me more than her. He will love me more because i will be beautiful and mean and i won't be in love with a stupid little baker boy (although he is hotter than Gale but whatever i have to stick with what i've got). I'm going to come back from my trip all healed up (and hopefully he won't be sleeping with my dad) then he will love me so much he won't cheat on me with my mom, my dad, the stupid little sexy hot bread boy, or his ex because then i will be his ex.
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Gale POV:
When I saw Emily again, my jaw dropped. She looked just like Dobby the free Elf. How did she know I had an affair with him? He literally taught me how to use the bathroom, this was so embarrassing. I thought she would return to look like Katnip. I wept over her shoulder and was going to apologize for having such a horrid ex and the fact she not looked like him but all of a sudden got a whiff of warm bread. My pupils went small. My vampire teeth began to show, and my skin began to sparkle.
"You're seeing the bread boy," I growled. She looked into my orbs, horrified.
"What's going on? You sexy beast I'm so sorry it was an accident!" Emily gasped.
"What's going on? I'm showing you my true colors, my true skin. The skin of a killer." I chuckled cutely. And with that, I ate her toes off. Then her fingers. And then drop kicked her into a lake and she drowned. That's the thing about loving somebody as horrid as you. You can never trust them. Cause you know you'd both try to out evil one another. So I killed her. Jameson and Grayson never knew. But that's the story. Our beautiful tragic story. I did indeed sleep with her father. He was such a sexy beast I couldn't resist. And I tempted him with my sparkling skin.
Emily POV:
I was dead. TITSOAK was the end of me. It was tragic. Thanks Marie Calendars...