Abilited

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
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Abilited
Summary
The ability users residing in Yokohama were kidnapped?? And brought to Hogwarts to learn magic, Dazai realizes that some teachers are hiding secrets and Fyodor, Nikolai and Kenjis chaos trio discovers the joy of pranks.Most of all this is a crackfic and will be very unserious as times but I can assure you that there will be serious moments
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Sorting Ceremony

Wait you're actually reading part two... that's crazy

 

As the next morning rolled around the room was cleaned up with the help of Nikolai and Kunikida. They decided to hold a meeting or a council of you will, deprived of someone from each party in Yokohama Port Mafia, ADA, Hunting dogs and Decay of angels.

Red carpets wooden walls and a beautiful chandelier. A messy white haired man somehow making the new school uniform look like his old outfit. Chuuya Nakahara from the port mafia ginger hair and glaring blue eyes. Fyodor Dostoevsky shoulder length dark hair reddish eyes and still wearing his Russian hat and using his cloak more as a cape. And finally techou with the hunting dogs, spikey brown hair and still had his sword at his waist.

Sitting around a table in the extra room awkwardly glaring waiting for someone to say the first words.

"So this sorting ceremony as he called it... that's what Dumbledore meant by sorting us into houses" Fukuzawa said with a sigh.

"I think it's stupid if we're being forced into this, at least let us skip the stupid joy and happiness of these kids who want to be here" Chuuya groaned unhappily leaning back in his chair.

Techou nodded at Chuuyas words "But think of the advantages we could have-"

"I fully agree" Fyodor chimed in "if we get to see who gets sorted into what house we can easily figure out their personality and therefore their strengths and weaknesses"

"How will knowing their house determine their personality" Chuuya argued his suspicion growing.

"Oh you didn't know the houses are made up of same personality types" Fyodor grinned slightly as Chuuya frowned at him and Fukuzawa once again sighed.

"So you're telling me that these houses or whatever actually matter in your future" Chuuya slammed his fist in the table.

"Indeed I say we go to this ceremony" Fyodor smiled coldly at Chuuya.

"So it's decided we will go to ceremony and not cause trouble" Fukuzawa got up and left the room, most likely to announce the councils choice.

Upon announcing their decision many broke out into cheers or just misery because who wants to socialize with random people sigma was one such person.

"Yea no I'm skipping" A white and red haired male said flinging his cloak across the room and heading up the stairs.

"When did this motherfucker get here"

"Ain't no way it's jouno"

"The hell"

"Great more people to talk to" sigma definitely said

 

~very awesome time skip~

The group of ability users stood outside two large doors peeking through a hole at the many long tables and what seemed like thousands of kids. The new students were brought in and everyone went silent as they explained the sorting hat.

"We have a new program starting, a new house if you will for the ability users our school has decided to take in and teach the ways of magic" McGonagall said to the crowds of people.

As if on queue Kunikida and Dazai slammed open the door, they all stepped into the room of whispering kids. Some of them definitely looked more dignified than others flipping their hair or striking a pose... 100% some cliche movie type shit.

Kids all around the room at all the tables whispered some in awe some in confusion but there was definitely a few angry remarks about their lack of magic and being born outside a magic family. McGonagall silenced them when she spoke "We must treat these new students with respect and help them through their learning".

"So much for a good first impression" Chuuya grumbled to which most agreed, the ability users were ushered to an empty table at the side of the hall to watch the sorting ceremony.

As they called the first name, they sat down on a stool while an old looking black wizard hat was placed upon her head. It took a pause before the most bewildering thing happened the hat shouted out "HUFFLEPUFF" and Tahts were the cheering started.

Each and every student came up the hat yelled out some nonsense sounding word and they went to join the long table where the rest of their selected house was and everyone cheered.

One done with the sorting the head of school waved his wand and guess what... food appeared on the table, Atsushi and Ranpo couldn't have been grabbing food faster while Chuuya pulled out a bottle of wine from what seemed to be thin air.

"This sure is one party" Atsushi said between mouthfuls of food, "They could've gone with more familiar foods" Tecchou said sounding disappointed.

While they ate other tables watched them staring some with curiosity and some with hate.

 

At the Slytherin table however a certain blond was fuming, "how dare they let some dirty mudbloods into this school... my father will be hearing about this" the kid got nods and words of encouragement and agreement. "It's a true disgrace I can't learn here with these so called ability users muggleness seeping into me" another kid hissed.

The blond haired guy was glaring at their table of happy go lucky definitely not magic user, when he caught the eye of a messy brown haired man his eyes locked with his and he did the strangest thing he winked at him and then gave him a I know what you did look, truly unsettling.

As a shiver went down his spine one of his fellow snakes asked "you good there you zoned out?!" To which he nodded and admitted he was just fine. Liar

 

At the Abilitied table however it was a whole ass party with drinking, food and whatever else Nikolai teleported in. The current conversation seemed to be roasting Mori for some reason...

"What's up with his receding hairline" Dazai said in fake pain.

"Everytime he talks to me I can feel my hair running away in fear, a fucking hair loss disease" Yosano growled chugging down a whole bottle of beer.

"Every night he looks in the mirror and tries on dresses" Fukuzawa said causing everyone to either go silent or having a fucking seizure (Dazai, Chuuya and Nikolai)

"Sometimes he even likes to jerk off to chi-" Fukuzawa began but was interrupted by someone not naming names *cough cough kunikida* slammed a plate on his head.

But overall it was a happy moment for all sides having a fun dinner together ignoring all the hostile magic users also in the room.

 

How'd ya like it I kept saying I would write it but kept forgetting truly. I'm sorry but here it is I'll try to make the next one longer however

 

Thanks for reading and sorry for my drug addict was

 

1,126 words (Some of this doesn’t make sense at it was originally posted on wattpad)

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