CRACK BERRLES!!!
james: Ur just feral and raised in the woods
james: lol
remus: yeah
james: JK JKJKJKJKJKJK
james: SONT COME FOR ME
james: DONT
remus: its okay i get that a lot
sirius: JE SUIS MEAN I AM AM
remus: they tell me that
remus: i look like
remus: a tree
sirius: TU ES MEANS U ARE ARE
james: TU ES MEAN YOU ARE ARE
remus: and i was raised by bears
remus: and wolves
james: DONT STOP MAKE IT DROP
remus: and coyotes
remus: and leaves
sirius: ILS SONT MEANS THEY ARE ARE
remus: i had raspberries for breakfast
james: I WAS RAISED BY DIRT
james: I LOVE MOSS
remus: and i ate bark for dinner
james: AND I AM A TREE
remus: i shot birds out of the sky
james: OMG
remus: with my
remus: bare hands
james: U AT EM FOR DINNER??
sirius: OMG UR COVERED IN BARK
james: ME
remus: only dead bark
james: U ATE MY CLOTHES
remus: that fell off
sirius: PROF SLUGGY RLLY DOESNT LIKE U NOW 😥😥
remus: i didn't hurt the tree
james: U ATE MY DEAD CLOTHES
remus: im sorry
james: THE TREE? I AM "THE TREE"
peter: Omg... I found them...
sirius: I AM THE LORAZ AND I SPEAK FOR THE TREES
remus: i bathed in my own pee
james: Foun what
james: I LOVE DIRT
remus: okay thats kinda hross
james: I LOVE DIRT
remus: i bathed in dirt
remus: i ate dirt
james: I LOVE DIRT
sirius: DIRT DIRT DIRT
remus: i prayed to dirt
remus: dirt was my life
james: I LOVE DIRT
james: I LOVE DIRT
peter:
peter:
CRACK BERRLES!!!
james: I LOVE DIRT
james: I LOVE DIRT
sirius: WHENS THE WEDDING
remus: i was best friends with joey the tiger
james: I LOVE DIRT
james: I LOVE DIRT
james: I LOVE DIRT
remus: although he did bite my leg one time
james: I LOVE DIRT
remus: reallu bad
james: I LOVE DIRT
peter: WORM???
remus: them he tried eating me alive
remus: but we're besties
[responding to: "CRACK BERRLES!!!"]:
sirius: OMG SNAPES SUPPLY
james: HGHUHUUIHUH43RTEBGKLDNJVFSVDJKSHBV
james: ERROER
james: ERROER
peter: YES!!!
james: ERROER
remus: AND YOU MAKE FUN F MY TYPOS
james: I LOVE DIRT
remus: I HATE DIRT
james: CRACK BERRIES
remus: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT
peter: CRACK BERRIES!!
james: CRACK BERRIES
sirius: CRACK BERRIES!!
remus: IT TASTES LIKE DUSTY OREOS
remus: 🤢🤢
james: OK IDC
remus: DIRT SUCKS FR
james: CRACK. BERRIES.
peter: CRACK BERRIES
sirius: WE LOVE XRACK BERIES CHAT
remus: YALL ARE CRAZY
sirius: CRACK BERRIES!!!
peter: CRACK BERRIES ARE SOOOOO YUMMY CHAT!!!
sirius: SO YUMMY CHAT
sirius: 10/10
sirius: WOULD RECOMMEND
peter: 1000000000000/10
james: CRAK BERRIES
remus: they look like my grandma
remus: if she had pimples
remus: on her arms
james: U LOOK LIKE MY GRANDMA
remus: excuse me.
james: CRACK. BERRIES.
remus: just becausr my legs are green
james: AND UR BLIND
remus: you cannot tell me i look like a grandma
sirius: U LOOK LIKE MY GREAT GREAT OOMPA GRANDMA
james: OOP
remus: yk what.
sirius: WHEN SHE WAS 13
remus: i know james's address
remus: i will show up at his house
remus: istg
peter: sorry remus don't kill james please 🙏
james: OK THEN WHERE ARE U
sirius: so u can give him crack berries??
remus: IDK YET I HAVE TO GET IN THE CAR FIRST
remus: AND TELL MY MOM THE PLAN
james: (Also im sorry pls dont kill me i was joking)
sirius: REMUS IK WHERE U LIVE TOO
remus: ILL DUMP DIRT ON HIS HEAD. SEE HOW MUCH HE LIKES IT
remus: WONT MATTER IF IM NOT HOME
sirius: WE LOVE DIRT
remus: TOO LATE
remus: YOUR DEAD
remus: YOUR IN THE GRAVE RN
remus: IM AT YOUR FUNERAL
remus: (thats not a threat btw)
peter: POV: james 🪱
remus: HAAHAHAHAHAH
james: Fax
sirius: RUN JAMES U CAN HIDE IN THE WOODS NEXT TO MY HOUSE
peter: WHY YALL FAN GIRLING OVER DIRT DID I MISS SUMTING???
james: Idk bout y'all but i live in Argentina
sirius: Wow chat!
james: OKRRRR
james: Remus u gonna have moto book a flight
james: To*
james: Idk how moto happened
sirius: THERE MIGHT BE A RANDOM OVEN IN IT AND IT MIGHT BE ILLEGAL TO ENTER BUT U CAN COME
james: WHAT
sirius: IN THE WOODS THING I SAW AN OVEN WHILE LOOKING INTO IT😭😭
sirius: ITS NOT RLLY THE WOODS THO
peter:
🦅
🧍
Not if I have anything to say about it 😠
james: OOP
peter: ARMCA!!!
peter: CAAACAAAAAAA
sirius: ILL SHOOT DOWN THE BIRD
sirius: I HAVE GOOD AIM
james: POV me rn: "is that a- OMG ITS A FLYING REMUS"
peter: STAWWWPPPPP
sirius: I DONT ACTUALLY BUT ILL HIRE A HITMAN
james: "I WILL SAVE U REMUS! OH GOD HE FALLING- SIRIUS SHOT THE BIRD"
sirius: CHAR THE SKY IS FALLING
james: THE SKY IS FALLING
sirius: THE SKY IS FALLING CHAD
james: CHAT THE SKY IS FALLING
remus: are you calling me short
[responding to:"Idk bout y'all but i live in Argentina"]:
remus: same tho, it's so nice here
sirius: nooo chat this isn't good
sirius: james u have to relocate
sirius: hurry
sirius: he's coming
sirius: chat this is too real 😅😥😭
remus: omg wait i'm blonde now??? all my dreams have come true, this means keefe is real
remus: its so good wdym
sirius: fitzy is better
sirius: team fitzy!
remus: do your duolingo
sirius: I did
sirius: it was a weird story abt someone giving someone a gift to just give back to them bc they wanted to get a gift
james: IMG_0147.jpeg
james: (This is not a threat, and i wasn't looking for remus's house, i was looking for a meme in my camera roll, but like i didn't know i could do this hehe)
james: remus
sirius: U found it chat!
james: HEHEHEHHEHEH
james: MUAHAHAHAH
peter: AND I OOP CHAT
peter: wait Chat do any of you know where I live am I safe??!
sirius: I don't chat
sirius: But Severus does so ur not fully safe
peter: yeah but I know where he lives to!
[responding to"IMG_0147.jpeg"]:
remus: HOW DID YOU FIND THAT
remus: WHY IS THAT MY PFP
remus: AND ARE YOU CURRENTLY TRACKING MY LOCATION
remus: screenshot of "U LOOK LIKE MY GRANDMA"
remus: i killed james
remus: how dare he say this to me
sirius: oh no
remus: 👹
sirius: can I also kill keefe?
remus: no
sirius: but fitzy makes crackers
remus: when did the birds come back
remus: wyd here birdy
sirius: it's too early
remus: i banged my head on the ceiling
remus: liek really hard
sirius: how did it happen??
remus: i was trying to do a hairflip
[responding to "🦅🧍"]:
peter: watch out this could be next remus
remus: is that a threat
remus: WAIT
remus: ARE YOU CALLING ME SHORY
remus: HOW DARE YOU
remus: i mean its true thoigh
remus: BUT STILL
peter: IM JUST WARNING YOU!!
sirius: PLS DONT LOCK ANYONE ELSE IN THE CLOSET
sirius: ITS TORTUIRW IN HERE
peter: YEAH I LOVE MY CATS
sirius: WE LOVE CHATS CHAT!!
remus: CHATS
sirius: CHAT IS CAT IN FRNECH
peter: MY DOG IS OLDER THEN ME THO
remus: OH MAKES SENDE
peter: CHATS !!
sirius: YOU HAVE CHATS!!
remus: I THOUGHT YOU HAVE TWO DOGS
peter: I DID..
remus: NO WAY
remus: OMG
remus: RIPPPP
peter: NO HARD FEELINGS BUT WE PUT HER DIWN ON FRIDAY
remus: rip we love you doggy
remus: OMG
sirius: I'm sorry
remus: im sorry
peter: AHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHA ITS FINE
remus: are you okay??
peter: She was in pain so it's OK
peter: Yeah, I'm fine now she can murder as many animals as she wants
remus: okay thats good
sirius: Chat do any of u have a hammer