He bites u and pulls ur hair and hits u with a rake
remus: i was walking to class one day on my itty bitty legs and then i ran into a 51'9 guy and he scweamed in my face and there were tears in my red-orange-yellow-green-blue-indigo-violet orbs when i apologized to him "s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sowwy" i said and then he punched me and i flew to mars and broke all my 496 bones and i started crying because my mom died in a submarine accident when i was 1.7 seconds years old and it reminded me of that and then someone appeared our of nowhere and grabbed me by the hair he was super short and he brung me to a school and shoved me in his closet bc his name was mr. filch and i started crying because there was a bynch of ugly people in here then they punched me in the face and broke all my 736 bones and i cried so hard
remus: 😭😭
sirius: Anddd those people were fitz, lady gaga, Keefes dad, parker, tucker, oliver and logan 😭😭😭😭
sirius: U didn't belong there with them
remus: they were so ugly they all had doody caca brown ugly potato chips and i was so short compared to them i was shorter than their knees and they laffed at me and bullied me and called me short than our lord and savior samantha alexandra gina came to save me but then she pushed me off a building and broke all my 9172627200282 bones and i growled and got revenge there was anger in my beautiful red-orange-yellow-green-blue-purple eyes and i pushed them all off the roof and i started laffing and said this is revenge for my dad because my dad died when i was -91716298227729292 years old and i miss him so much and he died bc he was walking in a volcano with my pet baseball bat and he died too and i so sad
sirius: I'm so sry u didn't deserve that 😭😭
sirius:🪑🪑🪑
remus: ikr 💔💔💔
remus: my hart is brocen 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
sirius: At least u weren't born at such a young age like I was 💔💔💔💔💔💔
remus: how dare u compare urself with me!! 💔💔
remus: i was born younger than u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sirius: i was born at -48382939928272839382938372839483838483838293948382992483737493838382939483838405839291039483820294832949944829393838394949392939393 years old 💔💔💔
remus: well guess what!!!
sirius: What parker
remus: i was born at -9092827363636272822992737373829201927374633772819101020383737636363638290110923883844747478393921991928373747474747383839299201029383848476553783830201928376544267384949302019274747447839392921002938484747474748493201001299283374764323578303944736720193477493921973477474949339928283737474883929119929383838383929284848382828283828282882288282822882820193766555252525252562666 years old!!! 💔💔💔😭😭😭
sirius: Well i was actually born at -909282736363627282299273737382920192737463377281910102038373763636363829011092388384474747839392199192837374747474738383929920102938384847655378383020192837654426738494930201927474744783939292100293848474747474849320100129928337476432357830394473672019347749392197347747494933992828373747488392911992938383838392928484838282828382828288228828282288282019376655525252525256266637372738382737336363838282938292938474828283383890928273636362728229927373738292019273746337728191010203837376363636382901109238838447474783939219919283737474747473838392992010293838484765537838302019283765442673849493020192747474478393929210029384847474747484932010012992833747643235783039447367201934774939219734774749493399282837374748839291199293838383839292848483828282838282828822882828228828201937665552525252525626669092827363636272822992737373829201927374633772819101020383737636363638290110923883844747478393921991928373747474747383839299201029383848476553783830201928376544267384949302019274747447839392921002938484747474748493201001299283374764323578303944736720193477493921973477474949339928283737474883929119929383838383929284848382828283828282882288282822882820193766555252525252562666 years old!!! 💔💔💔😭😭🪑🪑🪑
remus: u liar!!!
remus: before u said a smalled numver!!!
sirius: I'm not a liar!!
remus:😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
remus: stop lieing!!
sirius: I just didn't want u to feel sry for me 😭😭😭😭
remus: hsoves you in the closet
remus: eyes turn res
remus: grrrrrr
remus: i begin to turn into a wolf
sirius: U SHOULD GO TO THE CLOSET
remus: i bite ur head off (u cant dodge))
sirius: I say u remind me of fitz (permanent emotional damage)
sirius: Remember I'm Madam Pomfrey I can heal myself
remus: no!!!
remus: i bite ur head off again
remus: eyes turn red
remus: grrrrrr!!!!
sirius: I bite ur head off
remus: my eyes turn into lasers and i
remus: dodges
remus: hahahahahah you missed l bozo!!!
sirius: I summon my terrifying brother to fight you
remus: naur!
sirius: He bites u and pulls ur hair and hits u with a rake
remus: i summon my terrifying brother who is a high red belt in tae kwan do
remus: dodges
sirius: Our brothers have a 1v1
remus: my brother kills u
remus: my brother wins
sirius: My brother locks u in the closet with fitz
remus: no!!
sirius: And lady Gaga
remus: my brother murders ur brother
remus: and everyone in the closet
sirius: My brother murders ur brother at the same time
remus: besides me
remus: noooooo!!!!
remus: i revive my brother
sirius: My brother finishes what urs started
remus: i turn into a wolf
sirius: I turn into a vampire and summon my crush whos also a vampire
remus: i go feral and my vision turns red and i knock down everything with my laser eyes
sirius: I burn down the entire country
remus: i call for the rest of the pack awwoooo
remus: i give you onions
remus: wait
remus: garlic
remus: my brother turns into a wolf
remus: the pack attacks everyone
sirius: I turn into a mega bat and fight with my poison powers
sirius: Including u
sirius: And i bring Bruno but u can't warn anyone bc we don't talk abt him
sirius: and his rats crawl on everyone's back
remus: no 😰
sirius: Yes
sirius: 🪑🪑🪑
sirius: And Marlene begins throwing paper clips at u
sirius: And finishes making her bomb 💣
remus: no ‼️‼️
sirius: And i get the school librarian to drug ur entire army and drown them
remus: my vision turns red and i take out everyone except my allies in .1762268292928363636929287373390182636363810918373737.... seconds
remus: STOP
sirius: Bruno is invincible and he sees that in the future my team will win 😈
remus: i grab lady gaga and force her to be on my team and i make her do what she does to keefe to everyone except me and my allies!
remus: STOP
remus: NO
remus: HE DOESNT
remus: STOP LIEING
sirius: IM NOT U ARE
remus: NO
remus: UR PASSED OUT
remus: EYES TURN RED
remus: I START FLOATING AND I SCREAM IN ANGER
sirius: LADY GAGA COMES TO MY TEAM BC WE HAVE PAPARAZZI
remus: NO
sirius: YES
remus: I GET WILLY ON MY TEAM BC U WILL NEVER FIGHT HIM AND AND AND HE WILL NEVER JOIN U
sirius: LUCA FROM THAT 1 PIXAR MOVIE CHASES UR TEAM FARTHER INTO THE WATER
remus: I ALSO GET RACHEL BC SHE CAN PREDICT THE FITURE KINDA SORTA
sirius: NOOOOOOo 😭😭😭😭😭😭
remus: I GET PERCY AND LINH AND THEY MAKE SURE NONE OF US DROWN
james: R we good for Monday if we go to hogsmeade
sirius: I MARRY WILLY SO HES ON MY TEAM NOW
remus: NO HES NOT
sirius: Yes
james: Also i have no idea what i just walked Into
remus: I TAKE WILLY BACK AND MURDER U
sirius: We declared was against each other
remus: WILLY IS MINE
sirius: HES MINE
remus: I USE MY ALPHA DEMON GOD WOLF POWERS TO INCINERATE U
sirius: I KILL OOMPA AND NOW UR DEPRESSED
remus: I DONT GET DEPRESSED
sirius: OOMPA DIED THO
james: Oop
remus: I TAKE ANTI DEPRESSANTS
james: *eats popcorn
sirius: I FORCE WILLY TO STRANGLE KYLIE JENNER
remus: I UHM
remus: GOOD
james: Oop jumpscare
remus: THAT MEANS SHES ON UR TEAMS
sirius: SHE WAS ON UR TEAM THO
remus: I KILL FILCH BC HE WAS ON UR TEAM
remus: SHE WASNT
sirius: GOOD
sirius: HES EVIL
remus: I REVIVE FILCH
remus: I BRING MR BEAST ON MY TEAM
sirius: HE CALLED ME A DISAPPOINTMENT
remus: GOOD
sirius: HOw DARE U
remus: I DARE
remus: THIS IS WHAT U GET FOR BEING BORN YOUNGER THAN ME
sirius: I KIDNAP KEEFE
remus: I UNKIDNAP KEEFE
james: Y'all check ur private texts w me
sirius: Ok
remus: I RECRUIT KEEFE AND LET HIM MURDER LADY GAGA BC SHES ON UR TEAM
sirius: I BRING TAYLOR SWIFT ON MY TEAM AND HER 3823727372737272727736283827372737273828 FANS COME AFRER U
remus: I RECRUIT EVERY GOOD CHARACTER IN EVERYTHING IVE EVER WATCHED OR READ AND ALL THEIR FANS TOO
remus: I RECRUIT TRAVIS KELCEE
sirius: AND I MAKE A FAKE VID OF U SAYING BTS IS OVERRATED BUT EVERYONE THINKS ITS REAL
remus: I RECRUIT ELON MUSK AND JEFF BEZOS
sirius: GOOD I DONT LIKE HIM
remus: GOOD
remus: ALL THE TAYLOR SWIFTIES COME TO MY SIDE BC OF TRAVIS
sirius: I RECRUIT MARK ZUCKINGBURG
remus: TEHEN WE MURDER UR TEAM NO DODGING
sirius: TAYLOR IS STILL ON MY SIDE THO
remus: I RECRUIT EVERYONE ON UR TEAM EVER UR BEOTHER
sirius: THEN I USE MARLENES BOMBS ON UR TEAM
remus: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
remus: I STEAL EVERYTHING U OWN INCLUDING MARLENES BOMBS
sirius: HES TEAM FITZ THO
remus: IDC
sirius: DO U RLY WANT THAT ON UR TEAM
remus: HE DOESNT UNDERSTAND RED FLAGS UET
remus: YES
james: Y'all i need to know pls
remus: HE WONT HESITATE TO KILL ANYONE
remus: THEYRE OFFLINE JAMES
james: Atlesast remus
remus: OKOK
remus: ONE SEC
james: 🙃
sirius: I texted u abt it
remus: I BREAK A ROCK ON MY KNEE AND THROW IT AT SIRIUSS HEAD THEN WE ALL EAT HIS DEAD BODY BC IM STILL A WOLF
remus: THE END
sirius: MY GHOST HAUNTS U ABd MAKES SURE KEEFE NEVER GETS FOUND
remus: I KILL YOUR GHOST
sirius: HOW
remus: UHHH
remus: IDK
remus: I BURN IT
sirius: HOW DARE U
remus: AND DROWN IT
remus: I DARE
sirius: PARKER AVENGES ME
sirius: AND MAKeS EVERY ONE HATe U AND TORTURE U
remus: I MURDER PARKER BEFORE HE FINISHEs ACENGOING YOU
remus: UNO REVERSE
sirius: IM ALREADY DEAD THO
remus: THEY CAN HATE DEAD PEOPLE
remus: IF FITZ DIED I WOULD STILL HATE HIM
sirius: MINNIE CATCHES U FLIPPING HER OFF
remus: IF LADY GAGA DIED I WILL STILL HATE HER
remus: I WOULD NEVER
sirius: DUMBLEDORE MOVES INTO Ur HOUSE
sirius: AND MAKES U SUFFER
remus: DUMBLEDORE MOVES AWAY IMMEDIATELY BC WE DONT HAVE ROOM FOR HIM
sirius: DUMBLEDORE STALKS U
remus: I CLOSE MY CURTAINS
sirius: HE BREAKS UR WINDOW
remus: I PUT BULLETPROOF GLASS ON MY WINDOW AND BOOBY TRAPS
sirius: AND NOW TAYLOR ANd TRAVIS BROKE UP SO ALL THE SWIFTIES HATE UR TEAM NOW
remus: IT DOESNT MATTER
remus: U
remus: U
remus: U
remus: UR DEAD
remus: SO
remus: WE HAVE NOTHING TO FIGHT FOR ANYMORE
sirius: WHYD WE EVEN START THIS
remus: bc u said you were born younger than me and i got mad and called you a lieer!!
sirius: IT DOESNT MATTER 10 YEAR OLd SEPHORA KIDS HUNT U DOWN
remus: THEY WONT
remus: I HIDE IN MY HOUSE
remus: THEY CANT GET IN
sirius: THEY WILL
sirius: UR STILL IN THE CLOSET
remus: THEY DONT
sirius: THEY BREAK INTo THE CLOSET
remus: KEEFE AND HIS BODYGUARD KICKS THEIR BUTTS
sirius: KEEFE IS STILL MISSING
remus: I FIND KEEFE
sirius: FITZ POISONS UR CRACKERS
remus: I DONT EAT THE CRACKERS AND SWITCH THEM FOR THE UNPOISIONED ONE AND FITZ EATSTHEM AND DIES
sirius: FITZ DESERVED THAT
remus: REALL
sirius: I WAS TEAM KEEFE THO SO U LOST A MEMBER
remus: why??
remus: 😭😭
sirius: BC I DIED
remus: i recruit you and revive you and we become besties and im so nice to you
sirius: Yayyyy thx!!
sirius: And together we hunt down Filch
remus: yes!!!!
sirius: And execute all the vampires
remus: real!!!
sirius: And lady Gaga
remus: and werewolves!