Chapter 1
My name is Indigo Phenix Asperger Chandelure Cotards Moon Way and I've existed for 17 years. I was born with a black dead hearth and therefore cannot say I've been alive for 21 years. My skin is pale because I'm dead and my hair is blue since that's what I'm feeling, some would call the colour indigo but I only see life in gray tones because I'm depressed. My hair isn't dark because I'm spanish or some shit, the doctors said I would be blonde if I were normal. I'm not normal, I'm weird in case you couldn't tell.
My one ray of dark light is my wife Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way. I often go as just Missis (get it?) Ebony Way. She used to date Draco Malfoy, but she dumped him because he's a spoiled brat and also a man, which means he sucks. All men sucks and should fuck themselves. I'm a lesbian.
Today I put on my long black skirt and black vest because I was feeling in a funeral kind of mode, I do that everyday so not much changed there. I also put on my gay socks to remind myself of the love of my lovely wife and because fuck mourning. If live ain't just a joke, why should we care about anything? Before leaving I felt like cutting myself to feel anything, so I did but I didn't feel anything.
I currently live at Hogwarts and am in Slytherin. I mostly sleep since I'm smart and know everything. However, today I was going to the Forbidden Forrest with Ebony because the trees understand. We put up our middle fingers to everybody who got in our way, Ebony sucked blood from a few Huffelpuffs. I love her so much!
"Finally three" Enoby mumbled as the darkness of the forrest swallowed us.
AN: Don't tell me this is bad, it's not.