Chapter 2
In the forrest, we were making out. Not that we weren't before entering the forest, we don't care what all the homophobic preps think, but it was like extra much in the forest because it was sexy. The trees were talking, but they're accepting because they're not straight and also because they're old and wise compared to humans who just get old and bigoted. We were going to visit Graup, because she was misunderstood and gothic as well. Unfortunely since she's a ugly she needed help getting all the thing to actually be real goth, so we had made the biggest eyeliner in the world to make sure her eyes could the amazing shape we know it could. She's very mysterious and nobody else knew about her because Hagrid is big dumb groomer och Vampire returned to be a prep.
"Hi girl" we ejaculated from the bottom of her feet. She looked down and didn't smile because her mouth was too big for that but she looked happy. At least that's what I think happy looks like, I do'nt know mucj about that sort of emotion. She lifted us up and put us on her shoulders, like in the iron giant but cuter but not cute because were gofic. From there we saw Aragorn and his spider children. It was good because spiders are scary and so are we. But then all of a sudden Dumeldore appeared and looked like dumeldorn so we had to get down to make sure he didn't do anything good (since bad is what we do and the opposite of bad is good).