The Hogwarts Letter
[Back at the Dursley's. Petunia and a bundled-up Dudley come in.
Petunia: It's all right. It's all right.
They disappear around the corner. Harley and Vernon enter. Vernon slams the door and shoves Harley against a wall, taking her hair.]
"I swear to god if he doesn't let you go I will fucking kill him," said Tony the Tin Man. "It already happened and either way they don't live there anymore how would you find them" "I have my ways" "You still can't hurt them you will get in trouble" " he hurt you and I see you as my sister you should be happy I'm ready to kill for you"
[Harley: Ow!
Vernon: What happened?
Harley: I swear I don't know! One minute the glass was there and then it was gone! It was like magic!
Vernon: {Scoffs and shoves Harley into the closet} There's no such thing as magic!]
"What are we chop liver," said George Weasley who was scouting closer to Harz.
[Outside, sometime later. An owl flies by the house and drops a letter, which zooms in the letterbox. It lands away from the house and hoots.
Harley, inside, goes to collect the mail. She sorts through the letters and sees one addressed to her. She goes into the kitchen, hands Vernon the rest of the mail, and walks around the other side of the table to see her letter.]
"Remmy we are seeing her get her Hogwarts letter," said Sirius while he hit Remus repetitively. "I know Sirius I can see that"
[Vernon: Ah, Marge is ill. Ate a funny whelk.]
"I hope she fucking died," muttered Harley "damn harls what did she do said, Natasha, the badest bitch ever said. "You will see it in the 3rd movie.
[Dudley: {Sees Harleys letter. He runs and grabs it} Dad, look! Harley's got a letter!!
Harley: Hey, give it back! It's mine!
Vernon: {Laughs} Yours? Who'd be writing to you?]
"A lot of people actually" "Ya Rony used to sit in the living room for hours writing you fan mail," said George. "Shut up," Ron said and proceeded to throw a pillow at him. Everyone around them started laughing. But no one was able to see the sad smile Harls was giving at seeing all of them. She wishes her husband was here so he could also see how happy they were before everything.
[the family gathers to look at the address. There is a broken seal on the letter. The family looks up and Harley gulps.]
"Is anyone going to get mad if I punch their faces?" said Peter the teenager who loves Harley like a mother and wants to get adopted but doesn't say anything because he's too embraced. "No, but you have to do it good ok it's not that you did it for nothing," said Tony. "Don't give him any ideas" Harley said while hitting him in the arm very hard.
[Another owl flies by with a letter and drops it off. Inside, Vernon grabs a handful of letters and rips them up.
In the closet, Harley hears a whirring noise. She looks out at Vernon drilling wood over the letterbox opening.
Vernon: No more mail through this letterbox.]
"He's a fucking psycho"
[Outside, Vernon and Petunia appear. Vernon is about to head off to work. Petunia kisses his cheek.]
"I need bleach," Pietro said James Reincarnated just so that he could spend time with us daughter said while running around the room "Sit down" his annoyed beautiful hot twin their family must be full of gorgeous people sister told him
[Petunia: Have a lovely day at the office, dear.
She stops, looks, and sees a bunch of owls.
Vernon: Shoo! Go on! Sometime later Vernon is seen tossing letters into the fireplace. Harley comes around the corner. Seeing this Vernon grins evilly and tosses more in.]
"I hate him"
[In the Living/Family room. The family is sitting around, and Harley is serving cookies.
Vernon: Fine day Sunday. In my opinion, the best day of the week. Why is that, Dudley?
Dudley shrugs.
Harley: {Hands cookie to Vernon} Because there's no post on Sunday? Ah, right you are, Harley. No post on Sunday. Hah! No blasted letters today. No, sir. {Harley sees a shadow outside the window. Outside, millions of owls are perched.} No sir, not one blasted, miserable---]
"Why do I feel like he jinxed it" "That's because he did," said Harz
[A letter shoots out of the fireplace and zips across Vernon's face. There is a rumbling and then zillions of letters come shooting out of the fireplace. Dudley: AHH! Make it stop! Please make it stop! {He jumps on Petunia's lap}Petunia and Vernon: {Screaming}
Vernon: Go away, ahh!
Dudley: What is it? Please tell me what's happening!]
Everyone in the great hall including the professors started laughing "Yes they hit that bitch in the face" said a random 6 year
[Harley jumps onto the coffee table to grab a letter. She gets one and starts to run away. Vernon jumps up as well.]
"Why didn't you get one from the floor Harley," said Hermione "It was for the ✨dramatic✨ effect" "She really is James' kid said small Moony.
[Vernon: Give me that! Give me that letter!
He chases Harley and grabs him before Harley gets into his closet.
Harley: Get off! Ahh!
Vernon: Ahh!
Harley: They're my letters! Let go of me!
Vernon: That's it! We're going away! Far away! Where they can't find us!
Dudley: Daddy's gone mad, hasn't he?!]