I’m a What?
[The screen sums in to show a house on an island surrounded by water. It then shows Harley on the cold, dirt floor. She has drawn a birthday cake that reads, Happy Birthday Harley. Harley looks at Dudley's watch which beeps and shows midnight.
Harry: Make a wish, Harry. ]
"That's sad" "We are going to throw you a party after this" "You guys don't have to" "We know but you always are there to say happy birthday to everyone," said George while hugging her from the side.
[Suddenly, there is a thump Harley jumps at the loud sound. The door thumps again and Dudley and Harley jump up and back away. Petunia and Vernon appear at the top of the stairs. Vernon proceeded to pull out a gun. The door bangs again and cracks open, and a giant man appears]
"Who wants to bet that that was Hagrid," said a random Gryffindor. The rest of the students start biting and surprising the adults what surprised the kids more was that the Avengers were in it too.
[Vernon: Who's there? Ahh!
Hagrid: Sorry 'bout that.
Vernon: I demand that you leave at once, Sir! You are breaking!
Hagrid comes over, grabs the gun, and bends it upwards.
Hagrid: Dry up, Dursley, you great prune.]
"Ya Hagrid you tell them," says Ron as he passes money to George. Even though the Avengers didn't know much about the Wizarding world and who everyone was they still won the bets that were going around.
[Hagrid: Now we're is little Harley because you surely aren't here
Harley appears: I-I right here
Hagrid: Oh, well, of course you are! Got something for ya. 'Fraid I might have sat on it at some point! I imagine that it'll taste fine just the same. Ahh. Baked it myself. {Hands Harley the cake} Words and all. Heh.
Harley: Thank you! {Opens cake, which reads: Happee Birdae Harley.}
Hagrid: It's not every day that your young woman turns eleven, now is it?]
"aww" echoed around the room from everyone."That was very sweet of you Hagrid, " said some cute 1st year Hufflepuff.
[Hagrid sits down on the couch, takes out an umbrella, and points it at the empty fire. Poof, poof! Two sparks fly out and the fire starts. The family gapes.
Harley: Excuse me, who are you?
Hagrid: Rubeus Hagrid. Keeper of keys and grounds at Hogwarts. Course, you'll know all about Hogwarts.
Harry: Sorry, no.]
"So you didn't know about Hogwarts before coming here" asked a random Ravenclaw. " No," said both of the Harleys. " I actually didn't know anything about the wizarding world before Hagrid told me about it," said Harls
[Hagrid: No? Blimey, Harley, didn't you ever wonder where your mum and dad learned it all?
Harley: Learnt what?
Hagrid: You're a witch, Harley.
Harley: I-I'm a what?
Hagrid: A witch. And a thumping good one at that, I'd wager. Once you train up a little.
Harley: No, you've made a mistake. I can't be... a witch. I mean, I'm just... Harley. Just Harley. Plus I'm not green.]
"I'm just Harley I can't be a Witch," said Tony in a mocking tone. This caused him to get kicked off the couch by Peter for making fun of Harls.
[Hagrid: Well, Just Harley, did you ever make anything happen? Anything you couldn't explain when you were angry or scared? {Harley softens his expression} Ah.
Dudley: {whimpers}
Hagrid hands Harley the same letter that has been sent the past while. Harley opens it.
" You finally get your letter, James we get to see her get her letter" " I know Lilly-flower I can see that," said James as he put his arm around Lilly.
[Harley: Dear, Ms. Potter. We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry!
Vernon: Hell not be going! We swore when we took her in we put an end to this rubbish!
Harley: You knew?? You knew all along and you never told me?
Petunia: Of course we knew. How could you not be? My perfect sister being who she was. Oh, my mother and father were so proud the day she got her letter. We have a witch in the family. Isn't it wonderful? I was the only one to see her for what she was. A freak! And then she met that Potter, and then she had you, and I knew you'd be just the same, just as strange, just as ... abnormal. And then, if you please, she went and got herself blown up! And we got landed with you.
Harley: Blown up? You told me my parents died in a car crash!]
" Wait so they didn't even tell you the reason your parents died" "No they lied to me for 10 years"
[Hagrid: A car crash? A car crash kill James and Lily Potter?
Petunia: We had to tell her something.
Hagrid: It's an outrage! It's a scandal!
Vernon: She'll not be going!
Hagrid: Oh, and I suppose a great Muggle like yourself's going to stop him, are you?
Harry: Muggle?
Hagrid: Non-magic folk. This girl's had his name down ever since she was born! She's going to the finest school of witchcraft and wizardry in the world, and she'll be under the greatest headmaster Hogwarts' has ever seen: Albus Dumbledore.
Vernon: I will not pay for some crackpot old fool to teach him magic tricks!
Hagrid: {whips out umbrella and points it at Vernon} Never insult Albus Dumbledore in front of me.]
" Ohh he fucked up" "You never insult Dumbledore like that in front of Hagrid" A lot of people in the hall nod in agreement with that statement.
[Hagrid sees Dudley eating Harley's cake, and points the umbrella at his rear. A grey tail grows.
Dudley: Ahh!
All: Ahh! {family chases Dudley}
Then the camera shows Harley laughing in the corner.
Hagrid: Oh, um, I'd appreciate if you didn't tell anyone at Hogwarts about that. Strictly speaking, I'm not allowed to do magic.
Harley: {Nods} Okay.
Hagrid: {checks a clock} Ooh, we're a bit behind schedule. Best be off. Unless you'd rather stay, of course. Hmm? {Leaves}
Harry grins, looks back, and grins again.]
" Why did you look back" said Peter in a small whisper to Harls who was still holding him close to her. "I don't know to this day," she told him.