Harry Potter, Sir
[COMPANY]
1998. Hogsmeade
[MALFOY]
Pardon me. Are you Harry Potter, sir?
[POTTER]
That depends. Who's asking?
[MALFOY]
Oh, well, sure, Potter
I'm Draco Malfoy, I'm at your service, sir
I have been looking for you
[POTTER]
I'm getting nervous and I'm wearing a glamour
[MALFOY]
Potter...
I heard your voice before I saw you. I was seeking you to apologize for everything I did, and I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours. I may have punched him. It's a blur, Potter. He has red hair?
[POTTER] You punched Ron?
[MALFOY]
Yes!
I wanted to apologize, and I mean it. You are supposed to defeat Voldemort and I want to be friends. I'm going to graduate too, then join the revolution. But Weasley looked at me like I was stupid, I'm not stupid
So how'd you do it? How'd you put up with him?
[POTTER]
It was my parents' dying wish before they passed that I stay with his family
[MALFOY]
You're an orphan. Of course! I'm an orphan now too
Merlin, I wish Voldemort was here.
Then I could prove that I'm worth more
Than my death eater father...
[POTTER]
Can I buy you a drink?
[MALFOY]
That would be nice
[POTTER]
While we're talking, let me offer you some free advice
Talk less
[MALFOY] What?
[POTTER] Smile more
[MALFOY] Ha
[POTTER]
Don't let them know what you're against or what you're for
[MALFOY]
You can't be serious
[POTTER]
You wanna stay alive?
[MALFOY] Yes
[POTTER]
Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead
And you've made some enemies on both sides
[NEVILLE]
Yo yo yo yo yo!
What time is it?
[NEVILLE/KINGSLEY/THEO]
Show time!
[POTTER]
...like I said...
[NEVILLE]
Show time! Show time! Yo!
I'm Neville Longbottom in the place to be!
Two pints o' Firewhiskey, but I'm workin' on three, uh!
Those Death Eaters don't wanna mess with me!
Cuz I will pop chick-a pop these cops till I'm free!
[KINGSLEY]
Oui oui, mon ami, je m'appelle Kingsley!
The Lancelot of the revolutionary set!
I came from afar just to say "Bonsoir!"
Tell Voldemort "Casse toi!" Who's the best?
C'est moi!
[THEO]
Brrrah brraaah!
I am Theodore Nott
Up in it, lovin' it, yes I heard ya mother said "Come again?"
Lock up ya daughters and wives, of course
It's hard to have intercourse over four sets of robes...
[NEVILLE]
No more sex with girls for me,
pour me another brew, son!
Let's raise a couple more...
[NEVILLE/KINGSLEY/THEO]
To the revolution!
[NEVILLE]
Well, if it ain't the prodigy of Dumbledore!
[THEO] Harry Potter!
[NEVILLE]
Give us a verse, drop some knowledge!
[POTTER]
Good luck with that: you're takin' a stand
You spitting out anti-ministry rants here?
I'm 'a sit and we'll see where we land
[KINGSLEY/THEO]
Boooo!
[NEVILLE]
Potter, the revolution's imminent. What do you stall for?
[MALFOY]
If you stand for nothing, Potter, what'll you fall for?
[NEVILLE] Ooh
[THEO] Who are you?
[KINGSLEY] Who are you?
[NEVILLE] Who are you?
[THEO/KINGSLEY/NEVILLE]
Ooh, who is this kid? What's he gonna do?