Tattoo
Barty – 10.57
Rosieeee
Evan – 10.57
Oh no
This is bad
Barty – 10.57
What
Evan – 10.58
You are dragging out the syllables
Aka you want something from me
Barty – 10.58
I don't want something from you
I'm just showing appreciation for your nickname
It's cute
Evan – 10.58
Okay
…
Then why are you texting me
Barty – 10.58
Okay I lied
I do want something from you
Evan – 10.59
I know
Now go on so I can shut you down for no reason
Barty – 10.59
No
Don't do that
Hear me out first
Evan – 10.59
We'll see
Barty – 10.59
I want a new tattoo
Evan – 10.59
Oh really?
Barty – 11.00
Yeah, do you have time later today?
Evan – 11.00
Hold on now
What tattoo are you wanting to get?
Barty – 11.00
Does that mean you'll do it???
Today???
Evan – 11.00
How big are we talking?
Barty – 11.00
Not very big
Evan – 11.01
How big?
Barty – 11.01
Idk
10x10 cm
Or around that I think
Not bigger than that at least
Evan – 11.01
You're playing with me
I just know it
Barty – 11.01
What
Evan – 11.02
There's no way you're asking me to do tiny ass tattoo if there isn't some sort of twist to it
If it really was a little easy one you wouldn't be asking, you'd just show up on my doorstep without an invitation
Barty – 11.02
Would you rather I did that???
Evan – 11.02
No
I'm just asking what's the twist?
Barty – 11.02
Twist?
Evan – 11.03
Jesus fucking christ
What's the crazy thing about this tattoo that makes you feel like you have to ask beforehand?
Barty – 11.03
Nothing
Geez, Evan have a little faith in me
It's just a tattoo
Evan – 11.03
You're such a bad liar
Two weeks ago you got a giant ass tattoo that covers your whole back
You didn't come to ask for permission or anything
You started on your own and asked me to fix it when you couldn’t reach the spot you wanted to tattoo
What is it that you don’t get???
I don’t trust you
I literally can’t
Barty – 11.04
Maybe I've just improved
People can change in less than two weeks
Anyways
Could you squeeze me in later???
Evan – 11.04
Barty what tattoo is it that you’re wanting to get?
Barty – 11.04
I told you
A little one
Evan – 11.04
What design?
Barty – 11.05
I actually don’t have much time right now
I’ll explain it to you later, okay???
Evan – 11.05
Nope
Either you tell me now or we’re not doing it at all
And don’t lie to me
I know you’re not busy
I’m going to ask one last time
What design are you wanting to get, Barty?
Barty – 11.05
Fine
Have you seen that tattoo trend
like the bite mark thing
I don’t know how it works, but someone bites you and then you tattoo where the teeth dug into the skin
There’s probably some smart way to do it so it becomes as accurate as possible but you’re the expert
Evan – 11.06
No yeah, I know what you’re talking about
I’ve done a few of them before
Barty – 11.06
Wait, really?
Evan – 11.06
That came out wrong
I have not bitten anyone
I’ve tattooed someone else’s bite mark onto a client
Barty – 11.06
So you’re up for it?
Evan – 11.07
I’m not done asking questions, Crouch
Barty – 11.07
Got it
Evan – 11.07
You want me to tattoo it, right?
Barty – 11.07
Yeps
Evan – 11.07
Who’s bite mark are you wanting to get tattooed?
Barty – 11.08
…
Evan – 11.08
Jesus fucking christ
I should’ve realised
Barty – 11.08
It’s just the smartest thing to do
Like think about it logically, Evan
You’re the expert
You know how it’s done to get the best results possible
Also, I don’t want to waste someone’s time by inviting them along to bite me
Not to mention who could I even ask besides you???
Evan – 11.09
Fine
Barty – 11.09
You’ll do it???
Evan – 11.09
Yes, I suppose I will
Barty – 11.09
Wait, really???
Wow
That was much easier than I thought it was going to be
Lovely
I’ll be by yours at two
Evan – 11.10
Sure
Do you want it on your wrist or the collarbone perhaps
You strike me as the type who’d get it on the collarbone
Barty – 11.10
Well
I was actually thinking about getting it somewhere else…
Evan – 11.10
Oh no
I’m going to regret this
Barty, where do you want this tattoo?
Barty – 11.11
So
I was thinking
You know how I already have that “choke me” tattoo on my neck
I feel like the bite mark tattoo would look bad next to it
Like it’s squeezed
Like it can barely fit
Do you get what I mean?
Evan – 11.11
Get to the point
Where do you want it?
Barty – 11.11
And It’d look boring on the arm
Like that’s just lame
You have to get it somewhere that’s a little more
Intimate
You know
Evan – 11.12
Barty
Where
Do
You
Want
The
Tattoo
Barty – 11.12
Like
My thigh?
Perhaps
Evan – 11.12
Absolutely not
Barty – 11.12
What
Why???
You’ve got to admit that it’s a good placement for a bite mark tattoo, Evan
Evan – 11.13
I’m not biting your inner thigh
Barty – 11.13
But it’s for a tattoo
Evan – 11.13
I don’t care
I’m not biting your inner thigh
One thing is an arm or a collarbone even
Your thigh is a completely different thing
Barty – 11.14
Evan, you’ve tattooed my lower abdomen before, this is nothing in comparison
It’s just a bite and then you just have to tattoo
It’s not like I’m asking you to suck my dick or something
Evan – 11.14
No but I also don’t want to hold eye contact with it because I have to have my head between your thighs
Barty – 11.14
You’re making it sound worse than it is
Evan – 11.14
I’m not doing it
Barty – 11.15
I’ll pay for it if that’s it
I just really want this tattoo, Rosie
Please
Evan – 11.15
No
Barty – 11.15
I’ll pay the double amount
Evan – 11.15
No
Barty – 11.16
Pleaseeee
I really really want it
Like just think about how cool it’ll be
Like looking in the mirror and seeing a bite mark on my thigh
How hot is that???
Evan – 11.16
Barty, how the fuck am I supposed to be able to look you in the eyes afterwards?
Knowing that I’ve bitten your thigh
That you’re walking around with a tattoo of my bite mark on your thigh???
Barty – 11.16
Evan, it’s just a tattoo
Evan – 11.17
But it’s not, Barty
Barty – 11.17
We’ll keep it all professional
I’m a paying customer and you’re a professional artist
We’ll do it at the shop instead of your house if that makes it less weird
I’ll buy you that iced coffee that you like and some chocolate to top it off
Or if you have any specific wishes just tell me and I'll go buy it to you right now
Please, Evan, I'll do anything
Evan – 11.18
I hate you
You're paying the double amount if it absolutely has to be on your thigh
Barty – 11.18
Perfect
Oh, I'm going to tip you so well
Evan – 11.18
That better not be a dick reference
Barty – 11.18
It can be whatever you want it to, baby
I'll see you at two :333
Evan – 11.18
I'm already regretting this