The Crush
Barty – 13.21
Evaaaan
Evan – 13.22
Mhm?
Barty – 13.22
A little birdie told me something…
Evan – 13.22
Oh
You have gossip???
Please tell me I have a reason to hit someone
Barty – 13.22
Do you need a reason for that?
Evan – 13.23
Lmao true
Now
Gossip, Barty
Share with the class
I’m impatient
Barty – 13.23
Hm, how do I phrase this?
Evan – 13.23
Barty
Spit it out
NOW
Barty – 13.23
Do you like someone, Rosie?
Evan – 13.24
What?
Barty – 13.24
Do you like someone?
It’s just that you’ve never given me the impression that you’ve liked someone
So do you?
Evan – 13.24
What does that have to do with anything?
Barty – 13.24
So you like someone…?
Evan – 13.25
That’s not what I said
Who told you I like someone
Barty – 13.25
Why are you asking?
Does that make a difference?
Are you going to say something different depending on who told me???
Evan – 13.25
Relax, Crouch
I’m just asking
Barty – 13.25
Ugh
Not the last name
I thought we were past that, Rosier
Evan – 13.26
Barty, who told you I like someone?
Barty – 13.26
No one specifically
Just overheard Mulciber and Avery talking the other day, mentioning something about your crush and it just made me confused, you know
Because you’re Evan Rosier
Famous for never liking anyone
So now I’m asking, do you like someone?
And if you do, why the fuck have you never mentioned it to me?
Do you not trust me?
When I liked that Greengrass girl you were the first to know, Evan
When I had my first kiss, you were first to know
How is it that I always share secret parts of myself with you but you never share anything about yourself with me???
It just feels a little unfair if you ask me
Evan – 13.27
First of all, I never asked you to open up about Greengrass, you simply opened your mouth and starting yapping about how soft her lips were
I didn’t ask you to share that with me
And second of all, you can’t seriously tell me you believe what Mulciber and Avery say
Of course it’s not true
I’m famous for not dating, because I’m not interested in any of the girls in our year
If that changed, you’d be the first to know
So fuck you for even doubting me
Barty – 13.27
You know what?
I was kind of expecting you to say that
Evan – 13.28
What’s that supposed to mean?
Barty – 13.28
It’s supposed to mean it’s a lie
I lied to you, Rosie
I didn’t overhear Mulciber and Avery talk about shit
You want to know who I overheard?
Reg and Dora
Talking about how you should stop pinning after your so called “secret crush”
Once they realised I was present they immediately shut up, refusing to tell me shit, no matter how much I asked
Do you mean to tell me they were lying?
That they don’t know the truth???
That you don’t talk to them behind my back???
Barty – 13.29
Did I make you speechless, Rosie?
Evan – 13.29
And you wonder why I wouldn’t want to open up to you?
Have you heard yourself???
You’re not entitled to know the details about my personal life, Crouch
So if I do happen to like someone, it’s none of your business
Barty – 13.29
So what you’re saying is that you lied
You do like someone
You just won’t tell me anything
Evan – 13.30
You know what?
Fuck you
Barty – 13.30
Fuck me?
That’s the best insult you can come up with?
Evan – 13.30
You have no idea what you’re stirring up right now
Barty – 13.30
You’re damn right, I don’t
So fucking tell me, Evan
Evan – 13.31
You’re an even bigger idiot than I thought if you think I’ll tell you anything after this
Barty – 13.31
It’s not like it changes anything
You didn’t tell me anything before either
But you know what really confuses me?
It’s a crush, Evan
So what if you have a crush???
It’s nothing insanely private or intimate
Not at all like the stuff I’ve told you about my dad
And it just makes me reconsider how much out friendship actually means to you
If you can’t even share that with me, I must mean so fucking little to you
And honestly, fuck that
I just wished you had the balls to say it to my face instead of being a coward
If you don’t want to be friends just fucking tell me
Evan – 13.32
That’s not what this is about
Barty – 13.32
You clearly don’t trust me, so actually that is what this is about
Evan – 13.32
How do you always manage to come to such wrong conclusions???
It’s actually impressive
You’re probably the only person in this world I trust more than my sister and that says a lot considering how big of a jerk you are
Barty – 13.32
You mean to tell me you trust me?
How the fuck am I supposed to believe that???
Evan – 13.33
How can you not believe it?
Barty – 13.33
Then tell me who you like
Prove that you trust me, Rosie
Because I think you’re full of shit
Evan – 13.33
I’m not
Barty – 13.33
Who do you like, Evan?
Just give me a name
Evan – 13.34
I can’t do this Barty
Barty – 13.34
Fucking knew it
Evan – 13.34
No
That’s not what I’m saying
I can’t do this
Us
Whatever the fuck we are and aren’t
I’m sorry that I don’t share everything with you, I truly am, but I’m the only one who gets to decide when I open up and when I don’t
So no I’m not going to tell you who I like
Who I have a stupid fucking crush on
Not when I can barely see my fucking screen through tears
Barty – 13.35
Evan, you can’t seriously mean you’re crying
It’s a crush
It’s not that fucking deep
Evan – 13.35
Maybe not to you, but to me it is
Goodbye, Barty
You hurt me
A lot
And I hope you fucking rot with that information
Barty – 13.35
Jesus Christ, Evan
Don’t you think you’re overreacting just a little???
Barty – 13.37
It’s just a fucking crush, Evan
You can’t seriously think I’d go around and share it with people
I’m not that fucking unfaithful
Barty – 13.49
Evan come back
I’m sorry
I was just annoyed
I didn’t mean to make you sad
I shouldn’t have kept on pushing like that
Barty – 14.16
Evan
Please
*Incoming call from Barty*
*Incoming call from Barty*
Barty – 14.18
Just read my messages, at least
14.27
*Incoming call from Barty*
14.59
*Incoming call from Barty*
*Incoming call from Barty*
Barty – 15.03
Please don’t hate me Evan