Contact names
Barty – 10.17
Evan
Ev
Pooks
Rosie
Hello
You there???
Evan – 10.18
Hold on
Gimme a sec
Barty – 10.18
Oh
What are you doing?
Is it that exam thingy???
Evan – 10.18
One sec, B
Barty – 10.18
Yeah
You said
But is it?
That exam thingy???
???
Evan – 10.19
What in the sentence “Gimme a sec” do you not understand?
Barty – 10.19
Nothing???
Evan – 10.19
Then why are you still texting me????
Barty – 10.19
Because I’m bored???
And for your information
I did give you “a sec”
You clearly just didn’t use it very wisely
Evan – 10.20
Barty, stop texting, would you?
And for your information, yes, i’m am attending that “exam thingy” at the moment
I’ll text you in a minute when I have time
Barty – 10.20
But you have time now
…
Evan – 10.20
I don’t
Barty – 10.20
You’re texting me
Evan – 10.20
Yeah
To tell you that I don’t have time
Barty – 10.21
And yet you’ve at this point already basically had a whole conversation with me
You know, if you weren’t so busy telling you don’t have time, we could both be on our separate ways now
Evan – 10.21
I doubt it
Barty – 10.21
I’m serious
All I wanted to know is what you have me saved as on your phone
Evan – 10.22
Is that it?
Barty – 10.22
Yeps
Evan – 10.22
Is that what you decided to bother me with even though I've used the last month to remind you not to disturb me specifically today????
Barty – 10.22
Yeps
What do you have me saved as on your phone?
Evan – 10.23
I’m not doing this
Goodbye, Barty
Barty – 10.23
You’re called SexyMaleWife#1(Rosie)
Reg is SexyMaleWife#2
Evan – 10.23
First of all
Reg has a boyfriend???
And second of all
Why am I Rosie in parentheses and Reg is not Reg in parentheses??
Barty – 10.24
I don't get how Potter has anything to do with what Reg’s contact name is in my phone?
You’re called Rosie, because Reg was called SexyMaleWife before you were
So the first few times you texted after I changed your contact name to SexyMaleWife#1 it took me some time to remember it was you and not Reg
So Rosie in parentheses
Evan – 10.25
Hold on
So I’m SexyMaleWife#1 even though Reg was called SexyMaleWife before I was???
How the fuck does that make sense?
Why am I 1 and he 2?
Shouldn’t it be the other way around?
Barty – 10.25
No because you’re my number one SexyMaleWife
And also because Reg has a boyfriend
He doesn’t deserve to be a number one
Evan – 10.25
Ah okay
Sure
Barty – 10.26
Anyways, what happened to “I’m busy with my exam thingy”???
Evan – 10.26
I’m still busy with my exam thingy
Barty – 10.26
You must be working very hard I suppose
Evan – 10.26
Watch it, Crouch
I’ll chop your dick off
Barty – 10.27
Kinky
Anyways
What am I saved as on your phone?
Evan – 10.27
No but I actually am incredibly busy
I do have to go now
Barty – 10.27
Oh, is it that bad?
Evan – 10.27
What do you mean?
Barty – 10.28
Come on Rosie
We both know you’re avoiding the question?
What am I saved as?
Evan – 10.28
I’m not lying
I am busy
Barty – 10.28
If you were actually too busy you’d have stopped replying a long time ago
Evan – 10.29
Or perhaps I’m just waiting for the perfect time to block you?
Barty – 10.29
Nah
You wouldn’t
Evan – 10.29
I so would
Barty – 10.29
Wouldn’t
Evan – 10.29
Would
Barty – 10.29
What happened to being too busy to reply?
Evan – 10.29
Fuck you
Barty – 10.30
Just say what you have me saved as and I’ll leave you to your exam thingy
Evan – 10.30
Exam preparation, Barty
How fucking daft can you be?
It’s called an exam preparation
Barty – 10.30
Exam thingy works just fine
You knew what I meant
I’m going to ask again, what’s my contact name, dear Rosie?
Evan – 10.31
Barty
You’re just called Barty
Barty – 10.31
My arse
That’s not true
Evan – 10.31
It is
Barty – 10.31
Why are you such a pussy about this
It’s just a contact name for fuck’s sake
Did you put a little heart next to my name or something, is that it???
Evan – 10.32
No
Barty – 10.32
Hmm
You sure?
Evan – 10.32
Yes
*picture attached*
You’re just “Barty”
Just like Reg is “Reg
And Pan “Pan”
And Cas is “Cas”
You’re not special
Barty – 10.33
Fine
I get it
Have fun with the exam thingy
Evan – 10.33
Will do
Barty – 10.33
Bye, SexyMaleWife#1
Evan – 10.33
Bye, Barty