What Dora Knows
Evan – 11.54
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Barty – 11.54
Hm
Evan – 11.55
Have you seen Dora?
Barty – 11.55
Dora?
Your sister?
Evan – 11.55
…
No Dora the explorer
Do you know any other Doras, asshat???
Barty – 11.55
Jeez, Ev
Relax
I’m just asking
Evan – 11.56
Have you seen her tho?
Barty – 11.56
The last time i checked she was on in my tv
check there
Evan – 11.56
What
Why the fuck would my sister be in your tv???
Barty – 11.57
I didn’t say that
Your sister isn’t in my tv
You asked if i had seen Dora
I asked if you meant your sister
You said no, Dora the explorer
And I told you where to find her
Evan – 11.57
Go fuck yourself, Crouch
Barty – 11.58
Only if you watch, baby
Evan – 11.58
You know what I meant, dickhead
When was the last time you saw my sister???
Barty – 11.58
I’m not exactly sure
The amount of sass you’re giving me is going to my head
Making it hard to think, if you get what I mean
Evan – 11.59
Barty
I mean it
You can shove your attitude right up your arse
Don’t play with me
I need to find her quickly
Have you seen her???
Barty – 11.59
There’s a problem with my attitude?
My attitude???
My??????
Evan – 12.00
Yes
Go throw yourself of a cliff now
Nobody loves you
Barty – 12.00
Wow
you’re in a brilliant mood, aren't you???
Evan – 12.00
BARTY
When was the last time you saw her?
Barty – 12.01
I told you
My head is quite foggy
Perhaps if you apologised I’d know if i’ve seen her
Evan – 12.01
Keep dreaming
Now, have you or have you not seen her?
Answer or I’ll cut your balls off
Barty – 12.01
Don’t threaten me with a good time
Evan – 12.02
Barty
I mean it
This is dead serious
Have you seen her or not???
Please just answer
Barty – 12.02
Oh wow
You’re begging
Who died?
Evan – 12.02
No one yet
But I might
Have you seen her???
Barty – 12.03
No
But she texted me five minutes ago to meet her in the library
She says she has something exciting to tell me
So now I’m very curious to know what she could possibly tell me that might kill you
Evan – 12.03
Don’t go
Barty – 12.03
…
Evan – 12.03
I’m serious, Barty
Don’t go
Barty – 12.04
…Why not?
Evan – 12.04
Because I’m telling you to not go and I’m your best friend, so you should listen to me
Barty – 12.04
You’re not speaking very well for your case at the moment
I suppose you know what she wants to tell me
Evan – 12.04
Please, Barty
Don’t go
She’s trying to start unnecessary drama
Barty – 12.05
Since when was that a bad thing?
Evan – 12.05
Barty
Don’t
Go
Barty – 12.05
Oh of course
It’s a bad thing because you’re involved
What naughty thing did you do Evan???
Evan – 12.05
Nothing I swear
She’s a liar and she doesn’t know what she’s talking about
Barty – 12.06
Mhm
I could say I believe you but that would be a lie
Where are you at the moment?
Evan – 12.06
On my way to the library to get her to shut up
Barty – 12.06
Wait
No don’t do that
I have to know what it is now
Evan – 12.07
Sorry, can’t let that happen
Bye
Barty – 12.07
NO
Evan
Stay away from Dora
I need to talk to her
I have to know!
God fucking dammit, Rosier
Barty – 13.17
EVAN
WHAT WAS IT???
I KNOW YOU’RE READING THIS
WHAT WAS IT????
YOU HAVE TO TELL ME
I’M YOUR BEST FRIEND
WHAT WAS IT
WHAT DID YOU SAY TO DORA???
SHE WON’T TELL ME SHIT NOW
WAS IT ILLEGAL???
Your sister said it wasn’t illegal
That you didn’t “do” anything
What the fuck is that supposed to mean???
If you didn’t do anything then how is it about you and why can’t I know???
Barty – 13.21
Fine, go fuck yourself then
It’s not like I fucking care anyway
Barty – 13.23
Please
Tell me
I’m dying to know
Barty – 22.54
Night Rosie