Mistletoe (Pt. 1)
Barty – 19.51
Rosier
Evan – 19.51
Yes?
Barty – 19.52
Do you know what I think would be funny?
Evan – 19.52
Hexing Regulus so he can only sing christmas carols in front of Potter
Barty – 19.52
Oh damn
Do you have a death wish?
Evan – 19.52
Perhaps a small one
Barty – 19.53
Anyways
That would be funny too, but that wasn’t what I was thinking about
Funnily enough though, it does involve both Reg and Potter
Evan – 19.53
Oh I’m intrigued
Do tell
Barty – 19.53
Mistletoes
Evan – 19.53
Mistletoes???
Barty – 19.53
Mistletoes
Evan – 19.54
Are you like twelve years old or something?
Barty – 19.54
Oh fuck off
Think about it
Reg and Potter realising that they are suddenly standing underneath a mistletoe
Reg going all red and awkward
Evan – 19.54
Oh he’d kill us for sure
Barty – 19.55
Which is exactly why we should do it
It’d be hilarious
Evan – 19.55
Okay fine
I see what you mean
Also imagine leading someone like Snape and Mulciber underneath a mistletoe
Imagine their faces once they realise there’s a mistletoe
Barty – 19.55
OMG
YES
I love it
You’re a genius
Now, we’ve got to do it
Evan – 19.56
Yeah
But where do we get a mistletoe from?
Think I’ve seen a few around the castle, but there’s not nearly enough for it to be really funny
Barty – 19.56
You can probably buy some from Zonko’s
Evan – 19.56
Perfect
Do we just hang them randomly in the halls?
Barty – 19.56
Yeah
And maybe some in the common room
Imagine putting one right behind that lamp above the big sofa
Evan – 19.57
Omg you're right
No one would see it before it’s too late
Barty – 19.57
And we could even put one in our dorm
Evan – 19.57
Our dorm?
Barty – 19.57
Yeah
Just for fun, you know
Or are you too much of a chicken to kiss me and Reg goodnight?
Evan – 19.57
I'm not
Barty – 19.58
Sure
If you say so
Evan – 19.58
I'm not a coward
I'm just not interested in kissing you
Barty – 19.58
Oh that's just a straight up lie, Rosie
Everyone would be interested in kissing me underneath a mistletoe
They're all gonna be waiting in a queue
Evan – 19.59
Keep telling yourself that
It's at least good to know nothing wrong with your confidence
Barty – 19.59
Don't act like you won’t be first in line
Evan – 19.59
Crouch, your ego is bigger than the hole your father left with his absence
Barty – 19.59
…
Ouch
No need to be mean
It's okay to be in denial
We all know you're secretly dying to kiss me
Evan – 20.00
If anyone is secretly dying to kiss a special someone, it’s you with me
You’re the suspicious one who won’t shut up about the two of us kissing
Barty – 20.00
Shh, Evan
It’s okay
I won’t tell anyone about your longings
Your secret is safe with me
Evan – 20.01
No secret is safe with you
Fortunately, though, there is no secret
Not on my behalf at least
Barty – 20.01
Keep lying to yourself
It’s okay, I know your true feelings, Rosie
And since I know you’re wondering, yes, I’m a wonderful kisser
Evan – 20.01
I highly doubt that
Barty – 20.01
I’ll prove it to you
Evan – 20.01
Oh you will???
Barty – 20.02
Interested?
Evan – 20.02
Not the slightest
Barty – 20.02
Fine, then there should be no issue with actually kissing me, right?
If there’s no feelings involved it shouldn’t make a difference
Right, Rosie?
Evan – 20.02
Yeah
Barty – 20.03
So you’d let me prove that I’m a good kisser?
Evan – 20.03
If you’re trying to get me to back out with reverse phycology, it won’t work
You can kiss me under a mistletoe
I won’t care
It’s not like it’ll be anything special anyways
Barty – 20.03
I never said it wouldn’t be special, Rosie
Trust me, it will be memorable
A kiss you’ll never forget
Evan – 20.04
I’ll trust you when I experience it
Barty – 20.04
Look who’s suddenly very interested
Evan – 20.04
I don’t think you should be talking considering the fact that you’re the one who came up with this lame idea
Barty – 20.04
You won’t call it lame when I do kiss the shit out of you
Evan – 20.05
We’ll see
Barty – 20.05
Oh we will
See you<3