
Handsome
Barty – 13.09
Babe
Evan – 13.09
Hmm
Barty – 13.09
Did anyone tell you you're handsome today
Evan – 13.10
Uhm no
Why?
Barty – 13.10
Really?
Evan – 13.10
Yeah
Barty – 13.11
Yeah as in “yeah no one called me handsome today” or “yeah, someone did call me handsome today”???
Evan – 13.11
Are you drunk or something?
Its like fucking 4 in the afternoon
I'd understand if it was like 4 in the morning, but like 4 in the afternoon, Barty?
Barty – 13.11
You could just say 4 and 16, dude
Evan – 13.12
I know
But I enjoy making life difficult
Barty – 13.12
Fair
Evan – 13.12
Mhm
What did you want?
Barty – 13.12
Oh yeah
No one called you handsome today?
Evan – 13.13
No???
Why are you asking that???
Barty – 13.13
Idk
Just wanted to
Evan – 13.13
?????
Barty – 13.13
I also wanted to tell you that I think you're very handsome
Evan – 13.14
...
Dude, that's very gay
Barty – 13.14
I meant it in like a straight way, you know
Evan – 13.14
I don't think there is a straight way to call your best friend handsome
Barty – 13.15
But what if he is????
Also, there totally is.
I just did it
Now you have to call me handsome
To even it out and shit
Evan – 13.15
I'm not gay though
Barty – 13.15
It’s in a straight way, Evan
Just like I did
Evan – 13.16
Babe, I'd do a lot for you, but being gay isn't one
Barty – 13.16
I'm offended
Evan – 13.16
So you agree???
That what you said was gay???
Barty – 13.16
No, i'm just offended you wouldn't be gay for me
I'd definitely be gay for you
Evan – 13.17
Dude???
Barty – 13.17
Bro???
Evan – 13.17
That's so gay
Barty – 13.17
Kinda the point, you know
If you should've happened to miss it
I don't know
Some might miss it
Evan – 13.18
I didn't miss it
It was after all
The point
Barty – 13.18
Oh
Yeah
Right
Barty – 13.18
Sooo
You're not going to call me handsome too?
Evan – 13.18
I think you're very handsome, Barty
Better?
Barty – 13.19
So much
Now, excuse me, I have to giggle and kick my feet like a thirteen year old girl
Evan – 13.19
Again, dude
You're gay
Barty – 13.19
Your gay*
Evan – 13.19
And goodbye, Barty
Barty – 13.20
Ciao, handsome:3